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Question:
Is global warming a myth?
Option 1: I prefer not to think about it.
votes: 1
Option 2: I'm too lazy to think about it.
votes: 0
Well fuck.
I didn't know that 17 angry democrats could derail a democracy.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 01, 2018, 10:11:07 PM
Well fuck.
I didn't know that 17 angry democrats could derail a democracy.
Nope only takes one Putin with a fake Facebook account.
It's only the wisdom of the president after all.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 01, 2018, 11:07:16 PM
It's only the wisdom of the president after all.
Twitter .. not Facebook.
Social media wasn't a good invention for the US, because Americans harbored hatred for their neighbors, they are malignant sociopaths.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 01, 2018, 10:11:07 PM
Well fuck.
I didn't know that 17 angry democrats could derail a democracy.
One woman can come close.....males are so.....inefficient.
Quote from: aitm on August 02, 2018, 08:02:30 PM
One woman can come close.....males are so.....inefficient.
Without Bill, Hillary had nothing.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 01, 2018, 10:11:07 PM
Well fuck.
I didn't know that 17 angry democrats could derail a democracy.
I thought it was 13 angry dems, now it's 17? Trump must be enamored of prime numbers...
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 02, 2018, 08:24:53 PM
I thought it was 13 angry dems, now it's 17? Trump must be enamored of prime numbers...
Optimus Prime is a Republican ;-)
Quote from: Baruch on August 02, 2018, 06:25:02 AM
Twitter .. not Facebook.
Social media wasn't a good invention for the US, because Americans harbored hatred for their neighbors, they are malignant sociopaths.
I think this is mostly true of younger people. This is speaking as someone who's in his early 30's. That's why they're so fucking spacy, if the discussion ever strays into anything concrete they start knifing each other.
TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faG5mmkDbyc)
I suspect that the real reason people get abortions or go childless is that they realize, unconsciously, that they were pieces of shit as children and teenagers and don't want to deal with that coming from someone else. The more narcissists there are, the fewer people there are that want to deal with miniature versions of themselves.
Quote from: orcus on August 03, 2018, 12:26:10 AM
I think this is mostly true of younger people. This is speaking as someone who's in his early 30's. That's why they're so fucking spacy, if the discussion ever strays into anything concrete they start knifing each other.
TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faG5mmkDbyc)
I suspect that the real reason people get abortions or go childless is that they realize, unconsciously, that they were pieces of shit as children and teenagers and don't want to deal with that coming from someone else. The more narcissists there are, the fewer people there are that want to deal with miniature versions of themselves.
As a parent, I would say, it takes real courage or stupidity to be a parent. Most important thing I have ever done though, even if I didn't do it well.
One reason to go childless is economic, in the US raising a child, all the way thru undergraduate college, costs a mint, and most Americans are functionally bankrupt.
Quote from: orcus on August 03, 2018, 12:26:10 AM
I think this is mostly true of younger people. This is speaking as someone who's in his early 30's. That's why they're so fucking spacy, if the discussion ever strays into anything concrete they start knifing each other.
Maybe, but older people can be extremely calculating in seriously harmful ways, which is scarier to me than some young person having a temper tantrum.
Quote from: SGOS on August 03, 2018, 04:56:11 AM
Maybe, but older people can be extremely calculating in seriously harmful ways, which is scarier to me than some young person having a temper tantrum.
Dementia isn't for wimps either.
Quote from: Baruch on August 02, 2018, 08:23:04 PM
Without Bill, Hillary had nothing.
THIS is why I think she lost the election for being female.
She did not lose the election, the election was stolen from her.
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 03, 2018, 03:26:27 PM
She did not lose the election, the election was stolen from her.
This article lists massive discrepancies that FAVORED Clinton. (https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2016/12/12/records-many-votes-detroits-precincts/95363314/)
Quote from: orcus on August 03, 2018, 03:46:41 PM
This article lists massive discrepancies that FAVORED Clinton. (https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2016/12/12/records-many-votes-detroits-precincts/95363314/)
"That’s 0.16 percent of the 248,000 ballots cast"
"Massive"
QuoteI think this is mostly true of younger people.
I think they might just dislike you ;).
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 03, 2018, 03:26:27 PM
She did not lose the election, the election was stolen from her.
It can only be stolen from her, if she already owned it ... because the CIA had sold it to her (in return for her soul).
Nobody has ever won or lost an election ... elections are invalid to begin with.
Given that, if I were Justice Scalia in 2000, I would have declared myself President and kicked both Bush and Gore to the curb.
Quote from: Mermaid on August 03, 2018, 03:22:26 PM
THIS is why I think she lost the election for being female.
Is she had been Black, then more Obama supporters (of indeterminate skin color) would have bothered to vote.
Specifically she lost my vote because of her husband. If she had divorced him, or better yet, assassinated him, I would have been impressed by her Roman virtue.
Her being a woman was incidental. If she had been a man, married to Bill, and not done the above, I would still despise Him instead of Her.
Quote from: Baruch on August 03, 2018, 06:36:37 PM
Specifically she lost my vote because of her husband.
He wasn't running for president.
I repeat: She lost the election for being female. Too many people didn't vote for her for reasons like this.
Quote from: Mermaid on August 03, 2018, 07:12:33 PM
He wasn't running for president.
I repeat: She lost the election for being female. Too many people didn't vote for her for reasons like this.
Too many lies were spread about how evil she is, and too many people believed the lies. And then the electoral college was bribed by Russia - maybe.
Don't get sidetracked folks. It's those angry fucking democrats leading the hoax that are the threat to our democracy.
Not collusion, conspiracy or obstruction... just 13 (or 17) angry democrats.
Next it'll be 19, then 23?
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 03, 2018, 07:15:39 PM
Too many lies were spread about how evil she is, and too many people believed the lies. And then the electoral college was bribed by Russia - maybe.
Politics is all about lies. So? - Dick Cheney
Quote from: Mermaid on August 03, 2018, 07:12:33 PM
He wasn't running for president.
I repeat: She lost the election for being female. Too many people didn't vote for her for reasons like this.
Maybe. And the reason why Obama didn't win the White House twice, is because all White people are racists.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 03, 2018, 07:44:10 PM
Don't get sidetracked folks. It's those angry fucking democrats leading the hoax that are the threat to our democracy.
Not collusion, conspiracy or obstruction... just 13 (or 17) angry democrats.
All politics is conspiracy, obstruction and collusion. On that basis, arrest all of them.
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 03, 2018, 07:46:33 PM
Next it'll be 19, then 23?
As long as it is a prime number ;-) Are you sure the British prime minister isn't running this clown show?
How silence a Trump gathering:
"Now I'd like to take a minute to discuss prime numbers."
Total. Fucking. Silence.
Quote from: Baruch on August 03, 2018, 07:59:22 PM
Maybe. And the reason why Obama didn't win the White House twice, is because all White people are racists.
Do you have to do that?
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 03, 2018, 07:46:33 PM
Next it'll be 19, then 23?
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/60/89/b66089a2b101a7c092ecfc6a5ee91ed9.jpg)
There are exactly 57 card-carrying angry Democrats in the Department of Justice at this time!
Quote from: Mermaid on August 03, 2018, 08:18:36 PM
Do you have to do that?
Yeah, he seems to have a compulsion to get a rise out of us. Just ignore him and maybe he'll go away.
But probably not.
Quote from: Mermaid on August 03, 2018, 08:18:36 PM
Do you have to do that?
Some people in your party, my former party ... believe that nonsense. I hope you are smarter than that.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 03, 2018, 08:15:39 PM
How silence a Trump gathering:
"Now I'd like to take a minute to discuss prime numbers."
Total. Fucking. Silence.
Numbers racket yes (at Pimlico) ... primer numbers .. no.
Quote from: Poison Tree on August 03, 2018, 08:24:53 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/60/89/b66089a2b101a7c092ecfc6a5ee91ed9.jpg)
There are exactly 57 card-carrying angry Democrats in the Department of Justice at this time!
Because there are card-carrying anything in the DoJ ... is why there is no justice to be had. You would get more justice if you set up an arena with D and R gladiators engaged in blood sport.
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 03, 2018, 08:26:19 PM
Yeah, he seems to have a compulsion to get a rise out of us. Just ignore him and maybe he'll go away.
But probably not.
Heading for 25 thousand posts ... not ;-) So ... do you think all White people are racists? Can't see how that is true, since Obama was elected twice.
You are the obvious winner of the mostest postest.
Congratulations.
Quote from: Mermaid on August 03, 2018, 03:22:26 PM
THIS is why I think she lost the election for being female.
Hillary was the policy brains behind Bill and would not have caused the idiotic problems Trump has.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 03, 2018, 11:34:40 PM
You are the obvious winner of the mostest postest.
Congratulations.
There are several with more, see Shiranu. A young man I greatly respect (even if I don't share his politics).
Quote from: Cavebear on August 04, 2018, 12:36:32 AM
Hillary was the policy brains behind Bill and would not have caused the idiotic problems Trump has.
Is that you ... Bill? Who are you %&564 around with now?
Quote from: Shiranu on August 03, 2018, 06:16:03 PM
I think they might just dislike you ;).
That's it? That's all you have to say? After my post more or less detailing why that doesn't really matter?
Quote from: orcus on August 05, 2018, 04:06:33 AM
That's it? That's all you have to say? After my post more or less detailing why that doesn't really matter?
Everything is politics ... so get over it. There is no justice, except fake kangaroo show trials. Maybe Trump will get a show trial, maybe Obama will get a show trial. Doesn't matter, the bank robbers already have their loot.
This isn't about show trials. It's going to be about real trials, which have already began with guilty pleas and numerous indictments.
This morphed from 'what meeting', to 'maybe a meeting about adoption', to Rudy inexplicably mentioning the 'pre-meeting about the meeting', to 'even if there was a meeting it's politics and not collusion'.
Which in turn morphed from '13 angry democrats' to '17 angry democrats' with in your face obstruction.
Trump is trying to turn criminality into politics, but it's not fooling me.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 05, 2018, 09:26:05 PM
This isn't about show trials. It's going to be about real trials, which have already began with guilty pleas and numerous indictments.
This morphed from 'what meeting', to 'maybe a meeting about adoption', to Rudy inexplicably mentioning the 'pre-meeting about the meeting', to 'even if there was a meeting it's politics and not collusion'.
Which in turn morphed from '13 angry democrats' to '17 angry democrats' with in your face obstruction.
Trump is trying to turn criminality into politics, but it's not fooling me.
1000 indictments from the S&L crisis. That was the 1990s dealing with the 1980s. Since then, crickets. There is no justice in the US, none.
I doubt if President Trump knows who you or I are. So no, we aren't the objects of his tom-foolery. But were you fooled by Obama too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25JpnWlEfvE
Are you going to tolerate your internal exile to Alaska? Comrade Ferd?
I like Alaska, which does nothing to distract from Trump being a paid for Russian troll.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 05, 2018, 11:41:16 PM
I like Alaska, which does nothing to distract from Trump being a paid for Russian troll.
Like Sarah Palin, when in a work camp in Alaska, you can see Russia from your porch. And Obama was a Kenyan imposter.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 05, 2018, 11:41:16 PM
I like Alaska, which does nothing to distract from Trump being a paid for Russian troll.
Let's just hope the Russians don't decide they want it back, like they did the Crimea.
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 06, 2018, 01:52:31 PM
Let's just hope the Russians don't decide they want it back, like they did the Crimea.
I would be happy if we set up a Gulag for dissidents, won't you join me in that, good neighbor? I want the Natives to take back all of the New World, and kill all the non-Natives currently occupying it. Russia has no right to any of it.
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 06, 2018, 01:52:31 PM
Let's just hope the Russians don't decide they want it back, like they did the Crimea.
Now that is a new thought. Trump might sell Alaska to the Russians. At a loss.
Quote from: Cavebear on August 09, 2018, 04:51:24 AM
Now that is a new thought. Trump might sell Alaska to the Russians. At a loss.
If they throw in Sarah Palin, I might actually back that deal.
Quote from: Cavebear on August 09, 2018, 04:51:24 AM
Now that is a new thought. Trump might sell Alaska to the Russians. At a loss.
His business deals frequently are a loss. Curious how he keeps going ... unless of course he is just another Deep State sock puppet.
Quote from: trdsf on August 09, 2018, 06:00:11 AM
If they throw in Sarah Palin, I might actually back that deal.
Well, maybe the parts that are visible from Russia...
Quote from: Cavebear on August 09, 2018, 04:51:24 AM
Now that is a new thought. Trump might sell Alaska to the Russians. At a loss.
Hell, he just might give it to his buddy Putin for a birthday present!
Quote from: trdsf on August 09, 2018, 06:00:11 AM
If they throw in Sarah Palin, I might actually back that deal.
Yeah, Palin was a real cun...uh...cunning linguist!
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 09, 2018, 01:50:58 PM
Yeah, Palin was a real cun...uh...cunning linguist!
Misogynist much?
Those fucking angry democrat bastards.
Trying to over-throw our government of unlimited presidential power.
How dare they. What a bunch of traitorous bastards.
I thought "angry democrats" was a new video game for IPhone.
I'll have to check. Was the game sponsored by the NRA?
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 10, 2018, 05:12:20 PM
Those fucking angry democrat bastards.
Trying to over-throw our government of unlimited presidential power.
How dare they. What a bunch of traitorous bastards.
America - born in treason
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 10, 2018, 05:15:35 PM
I thought "angry democrats" was a new video game for IPhone.
Well Democrats like to give Donald "the bird" ;-)
He needs far more than the 'bird'.
This simpleton needs to be gone.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 10, 2018, 05:46:02 PM
He needs far more than the 'bird'.
This simpleton needs to be gone.
Reality isn't so simple. And he is President (but I think Pence is the real President).
Which scares the living monkey fuck out of me.
An inept inherited wealth clueless fuck, vs a religious clueless fuck.
People actually voted for this ticket.
Fucking wow.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 10, 2018, 05:12:20 PM
Those fucking angry democrat bastards.
Trying to over-throw our government of unlimited presidential power.
How dare they. What a bunch of traitorous bastards.
I'll take that as sarcasm... LOL!
Your interpretation of sarcasm would be correct.
The vogue is to to say 'democrat party', not 'democratic party'. That's the give away.
See... democrat sounds like rat, and they use it to demean the party.
Donnie tells me every day I love open borders and crime, because I'm a democrat.
Despite being a democrat, I had no idea I loved open borders and crime, but his base is sure that's what I love.
See how that works?
There is nothing democratic about the US. The parties should be called Shit A vs Shit B. Because at times the US is monarchial, not even republican.
Quote from: ferdmonger on August 13, 2018, 01:01:00 AM
Your interpretation of sarcasm would be correct.
The vogue is to to say 'democrat party', not 'democratic party'. That's the give away.
See... democrat sounds like rat, and they use it to demean the party.
Donnie tells me every day I love open borders and crime, because I'm a democrat.
Despite being a democrat, I had no idea I loved open borders and crime, but his base is sure that's what I love.
See how that works?
A person may be a Democrat, belonging to the Democratic Party. The Republicans have gone so far over the edge that they can't even allow the idea that their opponents are "democratic" because that sounds too honorable to them.
The equivalent would be if I referred constantly referred to the Republicans as "Repubs". And if I did that, they would go "batshit" in outrageous anger and not understand the similarity.
One test of intelligence is noticing such equivalences.
Quote from: Cavebear on September 15, 2018, 05:36:16 AM
A person may be a Democrat, belonging to the Democratic Party. The Republicans have gone so far over the edge that they can't even allow the idea that their opponents are "democratic" because that sounds too honorable to them.
The equivalent would be if I referred constantly referred to the Republicans as "Repubs". And if I did that, they would go "batshit" in outrageous anger and not understand the similarity.
One test of intelligence is noticing such equivalences.
Yes, define truth by relying on rigid definitions, rather than empirical observation. If the Democrats call themselves Monarchists, does that make it so? Well, maybe with the Clinton Royal Family ;-(
Nothing like a Repub poll to clarify their thinks, er, throughtsses, well something...
Oh, no, that's an easy poll. I vastly prefer to not think of global warming as a myth, since it's not.
Quote from: trdsf on September 15, 2018, 10:47:10 AM
Oh, no, that's an easy poll. I vastly prefer to not think of global warming as a myth, since it's not.
Nothing like a nice double negative.
Quote from: trdsf on September 15, 2018, 10:47:10 AM
Oh, no, that's an easy poll. I vastly prefer to not think of global warming as a myth, since it's not.
if you rely on polls ... then you voted for Hillary ;-) Beat your opponents with a wet noodle.
I can never get the torque right on the self-abuse.
Wet noodles are hard to work with.
Quote from: ferdmonger on September 16, 2018, 08:49:58 PM
I can never get the torque right on the self-abuse.
Wet noodles are hard to work with.
The only thing worse than voting for a political candidate, is to be a political candidate ;-(
Quote from: ferdmonger on September 16, 2018, 08:49:58 PM
I can never get the torque right on the self-abuse.
Wet noodles are hard to work with.
This post sure needs a bit more elaboration. Self-abuse? Torque? Wet Noodles?
Wet noodles are difficult to use when flagellating oneself.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 19, 2018, 02:01:37 PM
Wet noodles are difficult to use when flagellating oneself.
But they are very easy on the body. Leather is awkward and leaves marks. Spaghetti-whipping is also good that way.
Quote from: Cavebear on September 19, 2018, 02:54:50 AM
This post sure needs a bit more elaboration. Self-abuse? Torque? Wet Noodles?
They're slippery fer christ sakes... 'nuff said.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 19, 2018, 02:01:37 PM
Wet noodles are difficult to use when flagellating oneself.
Not if you are a paramecium.
Especially if you're a paramecium. Cilium are pretty useless with wet noodles.
Quote from: ferdmonger on September 19, 2018, 07:38:08 PM
Especially if you're a paramecium. Cilium are pretty useless with wet noodles.
Nothing much to grab onto with wet noodles. But IIRC, paramecium are not much for starch. In fact anything but starch. Paramecia eats foods that include algae, bacteria and other protozoa or protists. It was my high school science fair project. Long, long ago...
Quote from: Cavebear on September 23, 2018, 03:09:53 AM
Nothing much to grab onto with wet noodles. But IIRC, paramecium are not much for starch. In fact anything but starch. Paramecia eats foods that include algae, bacteria and other protozoa or protists. It was my high school science fair project. Long, long ago...
You had a silly-yah project? ;-)
Quote from: Baruch on September 23, 2018, 06:46:26 AM
You had a silly-yah project? ;-)
Yeah, I cut the buggers in halves and raised one group of halves under a UV light and whole ones under a regular light. The UV half all died for some reason. A clear case of the halves and halve-nots...
Quote from: Cavebear on September 23, 2018, 01:18:28 PM
Yeah, I cut the buggers in halves and raised one group of halves under a UV light and whole ones under a regular light. The UV half all died for some reason. A clear case of the halves and halve-nots...
Yes, definitely silly-yah. But mostly planarians are divided in two to save your soul. I would think that parameciums are too small.
Quote from: Baruch on September 23, 2018, 01:35:07 PM
Yes, definitely silly-yah. But mostly planarians are divided in two to save your soul. I would think that parameciums are too small.
Well, maybe those from the planet Planaria (is that where Barbarella came from? Maybe it was Candy.). But not in MY basement you won't!
Quote from: Cavebear on September 23, 2018, 01:38:12 PM
Well, maybe those from the planet Planaria (is that where Barbarella came from? Maybe it was Candy.). But not in MY basement you won't!
Barbarella is too ... sexist for this audience. Keep all references to the adult section, please ;-)
Quote from: Baruch on September 23, 2018, 01:39:14 PM
Barbarella is too ... sexist for this audience. Keep all references to the adult section, please ;-)
My paernts were visiting once and Mom saw I had Barberalla taped. But I couldn't stand having Dad go screaming nuts at Jane Fonda for 2 hours. So I gave Mom the tape for "private time at home".
Quote from: Cavebear on September 23, 2018, 01:42:36 PM
My paernts were visiting once and Mom saw I had Barberalla taped. But I couldn't stand having Dad go screaming nuts at Jane Fonda for 2 hours. So I gave Mom the tape for "private time at home".
My favorite parts ... at the beginning where Barbarella is trying to skivy out of her space suit. And the scene where her insatiableness destroys the sex-torture-machine of the villain.
Quote from: Baruch on September 23, 2018, 01:46:16 PM
My favorite parts ... at the beginning where Barbarella is trying to skivy out of her space suit. And the scene where her insatiableness destroys the sex-torture-machine of the villain.
That last was the part I could explain to Dad. Mom just giggled (ladyish-like). The ice-boat scene was good too.
Quote from: Baruch on September 23, 2018, 01:39:14 PM
Barbarella is too ... sexist for this audience. Keep all references to the adult section, please ;-)
Barbarella is nothing compared to Barbarianna from Kung Fury!
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 23, 2018, 06:00:56 PM
Barbarella is nothing compared to Barbarianna from Kung Fury!
Well, never saw that, but there is a difference between sex-spoofs and sex porn.
Never saw Kung Fury? Well, here's your chance, at the risk of derailing the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg
The Barbarianna scenes (starting at 12:54) are especially cool!
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 23, 2018, 06:07:54 PM
Never saw Kung Fury? Well, here's your chance, at the risk of derailing the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg
The Barbarianna scenes (starting at 12:54) are especially cool!
Very likely, but Kung Fu movies annoy me almost as much a romance movies do. So, I'll have to pass.
It's a spoof, and about as silly as they come!
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 23, 2018, 06:15:49 PM
It's a spoof, and about as silly as they come!
Did you ever see 'Candy'? It CAN'T get dumber than that! The book actually made some weird sense. The movie? No way.
Well, how's this for dumb? :
"Oh, the Viking Age, that explains the laser-raptor."
Quote from: Cavebear on September 23, 2018, 06:36:28 PM
Did you ever see 'Candy'? It CAN'T get dumber than that! The book actually made some weird sense. The movie? No way.
Apparently you haven't seen 'Black Moon.'