I bet you didn't know that one of the pillars of conservatism was the shortage of restaurant napkins..Hell of a selling point, huh? The next time you see tRump using a napkin you should point out his lack of conservative napinizing.
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Well, to quote Johnny Carson - "I did not know that"...
"Hahahaha."
That's my best Ed McMahon on impression.
Hell, even Ed McMahon can't do a very good Ed McMahon impression...;-)
OK, that's dumb. It was actually about the straws, right?