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Extraordinary Claims => Religion General Discussion => Islam => Topic started by: pr126 on May 17, 2018, 12:35:46 PM

Title: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: pr126 on May 17, 2018, 12:35:46 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBwvPJa0HPE

That's is not a real Quran!

That's not a real cat!

LOL.

The comments are funny.

Title: Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: Unbeliever on May 17, 2018, 01:56:45 PM
As soon as he held the book in his infidel hands it ceased to be a Q'uran.  :evil:
Title: Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 18, 2018, 06:53:05 AM
The amount of butthurt mudslimes in the comments is astounding.
Title: Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: Blackleaf on May 18, 2018, 12:07:56 PM
Well, obviously the cat is a dirty atheist. If he had a good Muslim cat, it would never walk on the Quran. Instead, the cat would slap him in the face for daring to put the Holy Book (which it could totally read) on the floor.
Title: Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: Unbeliever on May 18, 2018, 01:27:44 PM
Can a divine feline be an atheist?
Title: Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: trdsf on May 18, 2018, 03:42:55 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 18, 2018, 01:27:44 PM
Can a divine feline be an atheist?
My cat seems pretty well convinced she's a goddess...
Title: Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: Cavebear on May 19, 2018, 05:31:16 PM
Quote from: trdsf on May 18, 2018, 03:42:55 PM
My cat seems pretty well convinced she's a goddess...

!.  As soon as the cat walked, all was holey! 
2.  That wasn't a real cat.  It was cat only PRETENDING to be a cat.
3.  The cat may or may not have been there.
4.  The cat was "oh look, NIP".
Title: Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: Cavebear on May 19, 2018, 05:35:33 PM
I asked one of my cat's if they wanted to be renamed 'Schrödinger"and he wasn't certain about that.
Title: Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: aitm on May 19, 2018, 06:01:37 PM
14 minutes? I ain't got time fer that shit!
Title: Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: Cavebear on May 19, 2018, 06:10:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 18, 2018, 06:53:05 AM
The amount of butthurt mudslimes in the comments is astounding.

But are gentle head-buttings OK?  And suppose they came from a cat?
Title: Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: Munch on May 20, 2018, 07:59:42 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on May 19, 2018, 06:10:03 PM
But are gentle head-buttings OK?  And suppose they came from a cat?

nothing judges truer then a cat. If they disapprove, their shit in your shoe.

Ironically, my brothers cat showed his affection to me by rubbing his face all over my shoes.
Title: Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: trdsf on May 20, 2018, 12:14:51 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 20, 2018, 07:59:42 AM
nothing judges truer then a cat. If they disapprove, their shit in your shoe.

Ironically, my brothers cat showed his affection to me by rubbing his face all over my shoes.
I know my cat is a brilliant judge of character.  She adopted me, after all.  :D
Title: Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
Post by: Cavebear on May 22, 2018, 05:06:28 AM
Quote from: trdsf on May 20, 2018, 12:14:51 PM
I know my cat is a brilliant judge of character.  She adopted me, after all.  :D

My cats follow me through the house.  And not for food.  I do interesting things.  I reach into one pocket and toss a toy rattley mice.  From another, I produce nip leafs...Sometimes I toss crunchies...  They never know. 

And outside, I stomp down mole tunnels until one (mole or vole) is forced out.  And they know where to wait...  One less vole or mole...
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