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Arts and Entertainment => Film, Music, Sports, and more => Topic started by: Cavebear on April 01, 2018, 01:05:16 AM

Title: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: Cavebear on April 01, 2018, 01:05:16 AM
I have to apologize.  I'm been talking to a woman online for weeks, and I am beginning to understand the meaning and value of religion in society.  THere IS something to it.

We are going to meet at a local church today on Easter Sunday.  I very much want to form a positive relation with this good religious woman who promises eternal life and please on earth.  Please forgive me for being weak, but I want a married life.

I will not be returning here...

But I really do want to thank you for all the good debates, discussions and challenging posts.  I just have to leave now and adopt a new way of life that offers more in this world and after. 

May you all be blessed as I am now and find the happiness I have discovered recently.  God is there if you accept him.

Cavebear
Title: Re: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: Draconic Aiur on April 01, 2018, 01:58:44 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on April 01, 2018, 01:05:16 AM
I have to apologize.  I'm been talking to a woman online for weeks, and I am beginning to understand the meaning and value of religion in society.  THere IS something to it.

We are going to meet at a local church today on Easter Sunday.  I very much want to form a positive relation with this good religious woman who promises eternal life and please on earth.  Please forgive me for being weak, but I want a married life.

I will not be returning here...

But I really do want to thank you for all the good debates, discussions and challenging posts.  I just have to leave now and adopt a new way of life that offers more in this world and after. 

May you all be blessed as I am now and find the happiness I have discovered recently.  God is there if you accept him.

Cavebear

So lie to yourslf while thinking with your dick is't gonna explain shit. My theist mom married my atheist dad and I know a atheist whom married a christian as well, so you don't have an excuse. Yes religion is good only when a society thinks its the only way, but its not.


So in other words:

(https://i.imgur.com/LcG1U7u.jpg)
Title: Re: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: Blackleaf on April 01, 2018, 02:14:04 AM
What a coincidence! I just joined the church of Scientology the other day, because I heard they have a lot of celebrities. Maybe I will get lucky and get my D in some celebrity V.
Title: Re: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: Jason78 on April 01, 2018, 03:35:12 AM
If that's the way you really feel, then I support you and wish you well with the rest of your life.
Title: Re: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: pr126 on April 01, 2018, 04:00:43 AM
April the first again? How time flies when you having fun.
Title: Re: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 01, 2018, 06:36:41 AM
I volunteered to be sacrificed to the volcano god. Been secretly a virgin for the past 66.6 years.
Title: Re: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: Cavebear on April 01, 2018, 06:54:22 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 01, 2018, 06:36:41 AM
I volunteered to be sacrificed to the volcano god. Been secretly a virgin for the past 66.6 years.

Ahh, most of you catch on too fast!  I shouldn't be surprised.  But I tried my best though, and I hope you enjoyed it.

Happy April Fools Day...

Cabvear
Title: Re: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: Baruch on April 01, 2018, 07:37:55 AM
Cabvear ... so you actually joined the Church of Dyslexia?  Bwahah.
Title: Re: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 01, 2018, 07:45:17 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on April 01, 2018, 06:54:22 AM
Ahh, most of you catch on too fast!  I shouldn't be surprised.  But I tried my best though, and I hope you enjoyed it.

Happy April Fools Day...

Cabvear
This is not muh first rodeo...
Title: Re: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: SGOS on April 01, 2018, 07:56:38 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on April 01, 2018, 01:05:16 AM
We are going to meet at a local church today on Easter Sunday.  I very much want to form a positive relation with this good religious woman who promises eternal life and please on earth.
That's OK.  The only rational reason to convert is for the tail.  I do it all the time.
Title: Re: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: Draconic Aiur on April 01, 2018, 05:25:58 PM
This better not be a jo......crap
Title: Re: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: Blackleaf on April 01, 2018, 11:01:29 PM
Quote from: Draconic Aiur on April 01, 2018, 05:25:58 PM
This better not be a jo......crap

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kZ0-zNwnXFg/WntoLUThsJI/AAAAAAAAC28/0uE_mLTsLzMBIJ7cjOhz8PA9dHkkAOFNACLcBGAs/s1600/655441fb79d965ecbdd5f2b78692dacd--spider-meme-funny-spider.jpg)
Title: Re: I Am Reconsidering My Views
Post by: Cavebear on April 04, 2018, 02:19:19 AM
Quote from: SGOS on April 01, 2018, 07:56:38 AM
That's OK.  The only rational reason to convert is for the tail.  I do it all the time.

Well, it was worth a try, LOL!