The prevailing philosophies of our new parties:
The Over Party:
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The Under Party:
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Give me OVER or GIVE ME DEATH!
Always---ALWAYS--Over. And the egg is always opened from the big end!
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 11, 2018, 11:59:15 AM
Always---ALWAYS--Over. And the egg is always opened from the big end!
I always suspected you were a Lilliputian. On the Internet, nobody can see that you are only one inch tall.
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 11, 2018, 11:59:15 AM
Always---ALWAYS--Over. And the egg is always opened from the big end!
It's good to know that other people have some moral fortitude.
Quote from: Mermaid on March 11, 2018, 12:57:46 PM
It's good to know that other people have some moral fortitude.
You betsha!
Over. Always over.
In Fallout 4, The Institute deserved what it got:
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Quote from: Baruch on March 11, 2018, 12:41:42 PM
I always suspected you were a Lilliputian. On the Internet, nobody can see that you are only one inch tall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i7lU4HVgA4
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This is the problem with american politics.
There isn't usually just two answers to a problem. But americans are usually only restricted to two options.
Let me put in one word for under: if you're a cat owner, 'under' is usually less tempting and/or less easy to get at for the Feline Overlord(s).
That said, I do neither since the roll holder in my bathroom is awkwardly placed, so I stand the roll on the shelf near the toilet (and completely out of the Feline Overlady's range). No, I can't move it, I rent.
Quote from: trdsf on March 12, 2018, 01:31:54 AM
Let me put in one word for under: if you're a cat owner, 'under' is usually less tempting and/or less easy to get at for the Feline Overlord(s).
That said, I do neither since the roll holder in my bathroom is awkwardly placed, so I stand the roll on the shelf near the toilet (and completely out of the Feline Overlady's range). No, I can't move it, I rent.
Under if the cats decide to unroll it for fun. But mine don't. Therefore an OVER FOREVER!
Quote from: trdsf on March 12, 2018, 01:31:54 AM
Let me put in one word for under: if you're a cat owner, 'under' is usually less tempting and/or less easy to get at for the Feline Overlord(s).
Your argument is an interesting one.
I am an over because you are not required to touch the wall to tear off your allotment of sheets. Over time, the wall behind the roll will get dirty. And also, it's unnatural to reach all the way past the roll to get to the back of it. If you need to find the edge, you can roll it over and over and the free end will not become obvious as easily as it would if the roll were placed in the over orientation. Therefore, I find the under orientation to be immoral and a sin against God.
Sideways, left to right.
Quote from: Sal1981 on March 12, 2018, 08:04:43 PM
Sideways, left to right.
So you and trdsf are more third-party devotees.
Quote from: trdsf on March 12, 2018, 01:31:54 AM
Let me put in one word for under: if you're a cat owner, 'under' is usually less tempting and/or less easy to get at for the Feline Overlord(s).
That said, I do neither since the roll holder in my bathroom is awkwardly placed, so I stand the roll on the shelf near the toilet (and completely out of the Feline Overlady's range). No, I can't move it, I rent.
I have an oddly designed upstairs bath room with no convenient place to put the TP holder unless you are a contortionist or a gorilla with 10' long arms. So I just set the roll on the vanity next to the toilet. For years I promised myself I would buy a toilet paper dispenser and hang it somewhere like you are supposed to. But then I would be faced with the problem day after day. When I needed a wad of TP, I would have to stand up and shuffle delicately across the room. That's disgusting.
Now I'm not completely anti TP holder. In some situations, they make sense, especially when the toilet is located near an obvious place to install it. But half the time the holder is just a matter of tradition. It's just a chrome plated bobble about as useful as a nose ring.
In fact, I've considered removing the holder downstairs because the only available place to hang it is on a wall that is right over the heat duct in the floor. You can imagine how the draft unravels the TP when you're not in the room? It's worse than a cat. I keep a magazine handy to lay over the duct. This gives the room kind of a careless casual look so guests will think I'm an avid reader, but it's really to keep the toilet paper from unraveling.
We have a very small bathroom in which a wall tp hanger just does not fit. So we go an iron holder that sits on the sink counter and can hold three rolls--works well since it is movable.
Who needs toilet paper? Real men use corn cobs!
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 13, 2018, 01:43:34 PM
Who needs toilet paper? Real men use corn cobs!
peasants use corn cobs! Royalty uses Swan necks! Tally Hoo!
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Oh, I thought royalty used rabbit's feet, and that's why they were considered such good luck.
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 13, 2018, 01:43:34 PM
Who needs toilet paper? Real men use corn cobs!
Before or after you use them to smoke tobacco with?
Quote from: Baruch on March 11, 2018, 12:41:42 PM
I always suspected you were a Lilliputian. On the Internet, nobody can see that you are only one inch tall.
When he was young he ran away from home and joined a flea circus.
Sideways will always be a minority vote. A waste of time of waste...
Quote from: Cavebear on March 15, 2018, 01:30:44 AM
Sideways will always be a minority vote. A waste of time of waste...
I would rather be right, than with the majority or even a plurality. The common man is always wrong, because common sense is an oxymoron.
I have to go Under because I own multiple felines.
Quote from: SGOS on March 13, 2018, 05:28:05 AM
I have an oddly designed upstairs bath room with no convenient place to put the TP holder unless you are a contortionist or a gorilla with 10' long arms. So I just set the roll on the vanity next to the toilet. For years I promised myself I would buy a toilet paper dispenser and hang it somewhere like you are supposed to. But then I would be faced with the problem day after day. When I needed a wad of TP, I would have to stand up and shuffle delicately across the room. That's disgusting.
Now I'm not completely anti TP holder. In some situations, they make sense, especially when the toilet is located near an obvious place to install it. But half the time the holder is just a matter of tradition. It's just a chrome plated bobble about as useful as a nose ring.
In fact, I've considered removing the holder downstairs because the only available place to hang it is on a wall that is right over the heat duct in the floor. You can imagine how the draft unravels the TP when you're not in the room? It's worse than a cat. I keep a magazine handy to lay over the duct. This gives the room kind of a careless casual look so guests will think I'm an avid reader, but it's really to keep the toilet paper from unraveling.
There are standalone TP holders. https://smile.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-Standing-Toilet-Paper-Reserve/dp/B073Q66Y7J/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1521135512&sr=8-1&keywords=standalone+toilet+paper+holders