'The West used lizards to spy on Iran': Head of country's armed forces claims reptiles that can 'attract atomic waves' were used by spies to locate nuclear facilities (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5385619/West-used-lizards-spy-Irans-nuclear-facilities.html#ixzz570Jb4yCb)
QuoteWestern spies used lizards which can 'attract atomic waves' to spy on Iran's nuclear programme, the former chief-of-staff of the nation's armed forces has claimed.
Hassan Firuzabadi, senior military advisor to supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said he did not know the details of the cases, but that the West had often used tourists, scientists and environmentalists to spy on Iran.
Firuzabadi was responding to questions from local media on the recent arrest of environmentalists.
'Several years ago, some individuals came to Iran to collect aid for Palestine,' he said.
'We were suspicious of the route they chose. In their possessions were a variety of reptile desert species like lizards.
'We found out that their skin attracts atomic waves and that they were nuclear spies who wanted to find out where inside the Islamic republic of Iran we have uranium mines and where we are engaged in atomic activities,' he added.
His comments come after news that a leading Iranian-Canadian environmentalist, Kavous Seyed Emami, died in prison after he was arrested along with other members of his wildlife NGO last month.
The deputy head of the Environmental Protection Organisation, Kaveh Madani, was also reportedly detained temporarily over the weekend.
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/141529
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/3229526/Iran-arrests-pigeons-spying-on-nuclear-site.html
https://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0%2C7340%2CL-3425130%2C00.html
And here I thought the whole "lizards taking over the guv'ment" was a Western thing. It may just be that humanity has a complex against lizards.
What kind of wizards?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2018, 11:02:06 AM
What kind of wizards?
the ones that ride unicorns to the moon.
There are times when we discover that the leaders of SOME governments are WAY crazier than ours in the US. This is one of those times.