Hi,
My name is Allah. It's written like this in Arabic:
اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير
My lowly filthy assistant, Muhammad, is the guy who wears a turban stuffed with dynamites. You've seen the cartoons?
But don't listen to him, that violent power-hungry sadistic sod. Come directly to me if you need to know about my religion Islam. I'll teach you how to be a good Muslim. If you're an atheist, please forsake your godless way and follow me, the true path of Islam.
اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير
Quote from: St Truth on October 04, 2017, 09:21:54 PM
Hi,
My name is Allah. It's written like this in Arabic:
اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير
My lowly filthy assistant, Muhammad, is the guy who wears a turban stuffed with dynamites. You've seen the cartoons?
But don't listen to him, that violent power-hungry sadistic sod. Come directly to me if you need to know about my religion Islam. I'll teach you how to be a good Muslim. If you're an atheist, please forsake your godless way and follow me, the true path of Islam.
اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير
You should consider having your doctor reexamine your ADHD medication dosage.
Allah is Muhammad’s sock puppet.
Hey Allah. I will convey this question in your language.
كي٠كبيرة اÙ,,Ù,ضيب اÙ,,خاص بك؟
or for english dialect.
kayf kabirat alqadib alkhasu bk?
Quote from: Munch on October 05, 2017, 05:16:58 AM
Hey Allah. I will convey this question in your language.
كي٠كبيرة اÙ,,Ù,ضيب اÙ,,خاص بك؟
or for english dialect.
kayf kabirat alqadib alkhasu bk?
Bigger isn't better.
Quote from: St Truth on October 05, 2017, 07:09:08 AM
I knew you were a fagGod.
You know that isn't an insult among the posters here? Theist is the insult ;-)
Quote from: Baruch on October 05, 2017, 07:11:13 AM
You know that isn't an insult among the posters here? Theist is the insult ;-)
Faggot isn't insulting. FagGod is. As you are well aware, G-d is a dirty word. Just like YHWH. Ssme thing with Pig or P-g.
Truth, tone down the personal insults please.
Quote from: aitm on October 05, 2017, 08:32:01 AM
Truth, tone down the personal insults please.
Yes, I was mistaken. It was Munch who asked me how big my penis was, not Baruch. My mistake. Sorry. That's the problem with typing on my phone. I copied the bit did a google translate and I thought, hey, this must be Baruch when it was Munch.
I don't want to conceal anything. Let's just say that I am larger than most people here. I would readily post a pic but I'm not sure about the legality of such a post, seeing that in most countries, you must be 18 to post your own nude pic.
Quote from: St Truth on October 05, 2017, 11:29:29 AM
Yes, I was mistaken. It was Munch who asked me how big my penis was, not Baruch. My mistake. Sorry. That's the problem with typing on my phone. I copied the bit did a google translate and I thought, hey, this must be Baruch when it was Munch.
No I didn't, I asked how big Allah's was..unless you are Allah?
Damn it, now I kinda wish
@PickelledEggs hadn't banned my God account. XD
Quote from: Munch on October 05, 2017, 11:57:55 AM
No I didn't, I asked how big Allah's was..unless you are Allah?
Of course I am Allah. Read the heading of this thread.
Dear Allah, where does the dark go when you turn the lights on?
Quote from: pr126 on October 05, 2017, 01:08:43 PM
Dear Allah, where does the dark go when you turn the lights on?
Actually addressed by Medieval theologians (who didn't know about the Earth in modern terms).
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on October 05, 2017, 12:00:05 PM
Damn it, now I kinda wish @PickelledEggs hadn't banned my God account. XD
you know, if I didn't ban that account, I'd also have to make exceptions for literally everyone else. I don't feel like explaining to everyone why it's alright for you to have a spoof account on here, but not them. It's more fair to keep it even across the board.
Quote from: PickelledEggs on October 05, 2017, 10:14:55 PM
you know, if I didn't ban that account, I'd also have to make exceptions for literally everyone else. I don't feel like explaining to everyone why it's alright for you to have a spoof account on here, but not them. It's more fair to keep it even across the board.
Oh I know that, I'm not complaining. It just would have been funny for "God" to respond to this thread.
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on October 05, 2017, 10:33:21 PM
Oh I know that, I'm not complaining. It just would have been funny for "God" to respond to this thread.
Actually, God can't respond to this thread. This thread is by me, Allah. Allah is different from God. Allah is the figment of imagination of a group of Arabs while God the figment of imagination of some Jews and Hellenistic Christians. Someone's imagined being cannot answer for someone else's imagined being. We imagined beings are all different. There are as many of us as there are people with different imaginations.
Dear Allah, why did you create pigs?
Quote from: pr126 on October 06, 2017, 02:02:29 AM
Dear Allah, why did you create pigs?
My child, read Sura 112
For I, Allah, peace be upon me, created pigs for the simple reason that my taste is largely porcine. But there are only so many pigs in the world so verily I tell the pious and the ummah that pork is forbidden. Peradventure, if 100 touch not pork, there'd be 100 portions more for me to eat. And the Muslim faithful, obeying my behest, stay away from pork and behold, there is pork in abundance in my larder. Pork knuckles or every description cooked by the best German chefs and ham from Prague galore. I get to eat them all. Pork is forbidden to humans so that I, the Lord thy God, may tuck into them.
In the name of Allah the merciful, peace be upon all my followers and death to the kafirs.
For I am...
اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير
Young man, there is a difference between a demigod and a dummy-god ;-)
Quote from: St Truth on October 06, 2017, 01:30:10 AM
Allah is different from God. Allah is the figment of imagination of a group of Arabs while God the figment of imagination of some Jews and Hellenistic Christians.
They're all "People of the Book," so the Islamic God is the same Abrahamic God of the Jews and Christians. The Jews take their ancestor by Abraham to be Isaac, while the Muslims take their ancestor by Abraham to be Ishmael. But it's all the same God - "Allah" is just the Arabic way of saying "God." Neither is a name, only a title. That God has many names, but none is either God or Allah.
He says His name is Jealous.
Exodus 34:14
QuoteFor thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:
Jealous? That is where I start suspecting G-d is more feminine than masculine ;-) Very tightly wired, but low EQ.
What's there to be jealous of if you were indeed GAWD?
Jealous of other GAWDZ? Jealous of someone's girlfriend or boyfriend? Jealous of a new pair of sneakers? And isn't jealousy just another form of coveting, one of the 7 deadly sins?
Houston, we have a problem with the creator..
Unbeliever wrote:Quote"Allah" is just the Arabic way of saying "God." Neither is a name, only a title.
This a misinformation spread by the Muslims and their apologists.
Ilah in Arabic means god. Allah is a name of a god, just like Odin, Zeus, Apollo.
Allah was the name of one of the 360 stone idols in the Kaaba before Muhammad picked it to become the god of the universe.
Allah was the chief god/idol of the pagan Quraysh (https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Quraysh) tribe of which Muhammad was a member.
To attract the pagans to his new "religion" he kept all the pagan customs, and to attract the Jews and the Christians he plagiarized from the old testament.
When the Jews and the Christians refused to follow Muhammad, they became enemies of Islam.
The Arabic god Allah had 3 daughters. (See the Satanic Verses)
The goddesses; AllÄt (the feminine form of “Allahâ€, meaning 'the goddess' ),[2][3][4] ManÄt, and al-‘Uzzá were Allah's daughters.
Yahweh or Hubal (http://www.australianislamistmonitor.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=16:yahweh-or-hubal&catid=177&Itemid=63)
QuoteThere is a very strongly entrenched view among majority of Westerners today that the three main monotheistic religions Judaism, Christianity and Islam share one common God and therefore despite the obvious differences, the core foundation of these three religions is the same.
Throughout several centuries many millions o Christians converted to Islam believing just that.
Oppressed by the tax (Jizya) imposed on all non-Muslims living under Islamic law (dhimmis) since the end of the 7th Century AD, they probably thought that changing their religion without changing their god wasn't a bad solution.
The rewards were immediate - a life that was better, free of humiliation and social status equal to other Muslims. Today the common belief among the vast majority of non-Muslims is similar as they think that Allah and Yahweh are the same deities and The Quran is just like the Bible with yet another "New, Islamic Testament" added to it.
In fact the Muslim activists, who try to harvest new converts from among discontented Westerners, propagate this aspect of Islam - the same God with much stricter rules and therefore a purer and truly pious life. They can sow the seeds of their faith on very fertile soil here since clear rules and purity of faith are something that many people need and desire. A religion where they are not forced to compromise their faith in god with new age witchcraft, same sex marriages, moral relativism, self indulgence (sorry, self-discovery) and other "progressive" ideas penetrating some Western Christian churches nowadays.
They are promised they will be given a new burst of faith as soon as they submit to Allah under Islam - the only true religion. They are told that Mary and her son Jesus are "recognized" under Islam and that Islam in fact is the purest form of their "old" monotheistic religion, free from all the errors implanted there by confused Jews and Christians.
The truth about the common origin of Judaism, Christianity and Islam is much more complicated and in fact, speaking strictly from a religious point of view, Muslim Allah and the Judeo-Christian Yahweh come from different worlds and are alien to each other. They are entirely different deities.
Of course all so called Muslim "scholars" will deny this with vigour and bring up evidence against it. Let us look first then why many theologians (apart from some Islamic apologists) reject Allah as the same deity as Yahweh.
A long time before the times of Muhammad the Quraish tribesmen from Mecca (Mohammed's tribe) worshipped well over 360 different deities from which the most powerful was Hubal - the Moon God. It is often argued that the Bedouins (nomads) from the pre-Islamic era were more likely to worship
the spirits of their ancestors rather those gods
attached to any particular place. And so the moon-god was worshipped initially among the Arabian Peninsula city dwellers.
Question:
If Allah is also the god of the Jews and the Christians, why is the eternal hatred and enmity from the Muslims towards them?
Atheists think that all gods, even all fictional gods, are all the same. My fictional god isn't the same, it is mine, you can't have it ;-) The ultimate American religion is narcissism ;-))
What is monotheism? The pagan gods don't go away, they become hypostases within the conjoined godhead. So the daughters of Allah, became aspects of Allah, instead of separate personalities. Similarly with the other Arab pagan gods, they are all there still, including the Arab war god. Everyone has a war god or hypostasis of a war god. Of course this same process happened when Constantine created Orthodox Christianity ... hence the need for hypostases within that godhead (eventually 4 not 3) ... and since religion and politics are one in that case, as in the case with Muhammad, the exact relationship between the hypostases can become a political issue ... hence the problem with Arians, that took 200 years to clear up.
Why do the SJWs support Islam? Leftists natural rebels, and are implicit atheists, like in the Soviet Union ... because all theists adore something other than the Supreme Leader (cult of personality) ... this is something the Supreme Leader can't allow. Social insects are like Leftists, they are all conformists, in their own group, like sterile feminist workers, and ultimately follow a Queen Bee ... so the Soviet Union would have been stable under a female dictator. People can rebel against Dad, but they can't rebel against Mom (see Freud). The human attempt to mimic social insects fails, because of the natural dominance of the male over the female among mammals, the opposite of insects.
Why the enmity? Lack of political submission. Lack of theological submission (as foundation for the prior item). Jews and Christians tell lies about Allah, and Muslims tell the truth about Allah. Of course Allah doesn't exist, in secular terms. But as a meme, is awesomely powerful. Reality is psychological, not epistemic. As to why secular people are supporting Muslim aggression, see the prior paragraph.
QuoteWhy do the SJWs support Islam?
Because neo-Marxist want to dismantle western civilization. Islam wants the same, but for different reasons.
Ergo: the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
In the end, there can be only One.
It will not be the neo-Marxist.
They haven't got the will, determination and focus that fanatical religion gives.
Islam will not share power.
Quote from: pr126 on October 07, 2017, 09:49:32 AM
Because neo-Marxist want to dismantle western civilization. Islam wants the same, but for different reasons.
Ergo: the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
In the end, there can be only One.
It will not be the neo-Marxist.
Islam will not share power.
Communists have been even less successful in dealing with the Middle East than have the capitalists. Socialists aren't real communists, they are just LARPing.
Quote from: Baruch on October 07, 2017, 09:36:11 AM
Atheists think that all gods, even all fictional gods, are all the same. My fictional god isn't the same, it is mine, you can't have it ;-) The ultimate American religion is narcissism ;-))
All gods are fictional, thats just how how it is. However we don't think all fictional god are the same. For example the greek/roman gods are very different to the abrahamic or middle easten gods. Ones like Allah and Jehovah are just grotesque entities where as ones like Hercules or Aphrodite are more grounded with flaws and so as far as fictional characters go are more relatable.
While to me none of them are real, you can write decent stories about characters like Hercules or Thor or Osiris in fictional stories as characters. Ones like Jehovah are Allah are just so unrelatable in what they do in their stories you can't even bring them down to a human level enough to write about them as characters.
Man created gods in his own image.
Some men were worse than others.
So the gods they created were worse than others.
Man is very jealous and protective for his own creations.
Ridicule his creation and you are ridiculing him.
The god he created became his ego.
Quote from: pr126 on October 07, 2017, 11:12:19 AM
Man created gods in his own image.
Some men were worse than others.
So the gods they created were worse than others.
Man is very jealous and protective for his own creations.
Ridicule his creation and you are ridiculing him.
The god he created became his ego.
Does give a good reflection on society as we know it of course
Quote from: pr126 on October 07, 2017, 05:44:44 AM
Unbeliever wrote:This a misinformation spread by the Muslims and their apologists.
Ilah in Arabic means god. Allah is a name of a god, just like Odin, Zeus, Apollo.
Allah was the name of one of the 360 stone idols in the Kaaba before Muhammad picked it to become the god of the universe.
Allah was the chief god/idol of the pagan Quraysh (https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Quraysh) tribe of which Muhammad was a member.
To attract the pagans to his new "religion" he kept all the pagan customs, and to attract the Jews and the Christians he plagiarized from the old testament.
When the Jews and the Christians refused to follow Muhammad, they became enemies of Islam.
The Arabic god Allah had 3 daughters. (See the Satanic Verses)
The goddesses; AllÄt (the feminine form of “Allahâ€, meaning 'the goddess' ),[2][3][4] ManÄt, and al-‘Uzzá were Allah's daughters.
Yahweh or Hubal (http://www.australianislamistmonitor.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=16:yahweh-or-hubal&catid=177&Itemid=63)Question:
If Allah is also the god of the Jews and the Christians, why is the eternal hatred and enmity from the Muslims towards them?
Club rules. You join the club you have to hate all other clubs. Think of being a football fan or any other professional or collegiate sport. My god throws more touchdowns than yours.
Quote from: aitm on October 05, 2017, 08:32:01 AM
Truth, tone down the personal insults please.
I doubt he can.
Quote from: St Truth on October 04, 2017, 09:21:54 PM
Hi,
My name is Allah. It's written like this in Arabic:
اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير
My lowly filthy assistant, Muhammad, is the guy who wears a turban stuffed with dynamites. You've seen the cartoons?
But don't listen to him, that violent power-hungry sadistic sod. Come directly to me if you need to know about my religion Islam. I'll teach you how to be a good Muslim. If you're an atheist, please forsake your godless way and follow me, the true path of Islam.
اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير
كن Ù...Ù,,Øدا ورؤية اÙ,,عاÙ,,Ù... ÙÙŠ اÙ,,ØÙ,ÙŠÙ,Ø© ...
Become an atheist and see the world in truth...
Humans are the truth, but we are not of one mind.
Quote from: Baruch on October 08, 2017, 05:33:23 PM
Humans are the truth, but we are not of one mind.
One thing I am certain of as true for all all of us is that there is no deity running our lives.
Ù‡Ù,, تريد بعض Ù,,ØÙ... اÙ,,خنزير اÙ,,Ù...Ù,دد؟
Mmm, lovely, lovely Ù,,ØÙ... خنزير Ù...Ù,دد
Quote from: Munch on October 09, 2017, 04:36:12 AM
Ù‡Ù,, تريد بعض Ù,,ØÙ... اÙ,,خنزير اÙ,,Ù...Ù,دد؟
Mmm, lovely, lovely Ù,,ØÙ... خنزير Ù...Ù,دد
Can't beat !Ù,,ØÙ... خنزير Ù...Ù,دد
Quote from: Cavebear on October 08, 2017, 11:16:37 PM
One thing I am certain of as true for all all of us is that there is no deity running our lives.
Yes, you have no will. You are tele-dildonics by a horny teenager in his parent's basement ;-))
If you want to move your hand, does it move? Rocks can't do that.
Quote from: Baruch on October 09, 2017, 09:56:22 AM
Yes, you have no will. You are tele-dildonics by a horny teenager in his parent's basement ;-))
If you want to move your hand, does it move? Rocks can't do that.
Given that I moved out out the parents house at 18 and got my college degree on my own, set up living in apartments with others and got along well, got a career and did well at it, your insult is pretty lame. You can do better that THAT!
Quote from: Cavebear on October 11, 2017, 05:37:18 AM
Given that I moved out out the parents house at 18 and got my college degree on my own, set up living in apartments with others and got along well, got a career and did well at it, your insult is pretty lame. You can do better that THAT!
Nobody knows that you eat Fruit Loops in vanilla soy-milk out of your Dora The Explora cereal bowl ;-p
Quote from: Baruch on October 11, 2017, 06:59:37 AM
Nobody knows that you eat Fruit Loops in vanilla soy-milk out of your Dora The Explora cereal bowl ;-p
I drink ginger tea from from a powerpuff girls mug
Quote from: Baruch on October 11, 2017, 06:59:37 AM
Nobody knows that you eat Fruit Loops in vanilla soy-milk out of your Dora The Explora cereal bowl ;-p
Never watched Dora. Never ate. Always drank whole milk.
Yer a F*n usellessly insulting pain. Where do you come up with this nonsense? Do you reference the 1001 bad jokes book or something?
Allah, why was it okay for Mohammed to fuck a nine year old girl?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 11, 2017, 12:27:51 PM
Allah, why was it okay for Mohammed to fuck a nine year old girl?
Hey moslems, why did you butcher your way across N Africa through christian communities, initiate holy wars against Eastern Europe and Spain, and then scream "CRUSADER" when they fought back?
Real peaceful pack of bloody thugs from day one to the present, aren't you?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 11, 2017, 12:27:51 PM
Allah, why was it okay for Mohammed to fuck a nine year old girl?
Only if she had a big mouth and had her parent's permission to date an older man ;-( Do you have him doing her other openings on video? Think realistic here. There is nothing wrong with anything people do, other than people wine and cry about it. Slavery, genocide ... it is all good. Not that I like that sort of thing ... but I am a mother's boy.
Quote from: Cavebear on October 11, 2017, 01:44:07 PM
Hey moslems, why did you butcher your way across N Africa through christian communities, initiate holy wars against Eastern Europe and Spain, and then scream "CRUSADER" when they fought back?
Real peaceful pack of bloody thugs from day one to the present, aren't you?
True. But selective memory isn't just a Muslim trait. They did the crime, and did the time (about 800 years in Iberia, ole!). For the same reasons we did the same in the New World. Either fight or die. Your choice. Or you can be the prize that Bubba takes home to introduce to his parents (Look Ma, let me introduce Cave-bear-ette).
Quote from: Baruch on October 11, 2017, 08:02:36 PM
True. But selective memory isn't just a Muslim trait. They did the crime, and did the time (about 800 years in Iberia, ole!). For the same reasons we did the same in the New World. Either fight or die. Your choice. Or you can be the prize that Bubba takes home to introduce to his parents (Look Ma, let me introduce Cave-bear-ette).
Do you deliberately miss major points or is it all just a game? I was pointing out that moslems, who claimed tolerance, butchered their way through christian nations and then screamed "bloody Crusader thugs" when the other local religion did the same in response.
You really should spend some time studying history. Facts are very useful things to understanding the past.
Quote from: Cavebear on October 18, 2017, 05:45:15 AM
Do you deliberately miss major points or is it all just a game? I was pointing out that moslems, who claimed tolerance, butchered their way through christian nations and then screamed "bloody Crusader thugs" when the other local religion did the same in response.
You really should spend some time studying history. Facts are very useful things to understanding the past.
Yes, Muslim apologists are hypocrites. Apologists and polemicists always are. They are the Goebbels of religion. And isn't religion the Biggest Lie?
So yes, let us continue a vendetta that is 1400 years old ... we are just like the Muslims, according to you. Kill them all until they are limited to Arabia.
Quote from: Baruch on October 18, 2017, 07:01:35 AM
Yes, Muslim apologists are hypocrites. Apologists and polemicists always are. They are the Goebbels of religion. And isn't religion the Biggest Lie?
So yes, let us continue a vendetta that is 1400 years old ... we are just like the Muslims, according to you. Kill them all until they are limited to Arabia.
Atheists aren't continuing the vendetta. We don't really care.
Quote from: Cavebear on October 18, 2017, 10:18:13 AM
Atheists aren't continuing the vendetta. We don't really care.
And that is why your descendants will be dead, or genuflecting in mosques. Not that there is anything wrong with that, because life is meaningless anyway ;-)
Quote from: Baruch on October 18, 2017, 06:57:17 PM
And that is why your descendants will be dead, or genuflecting in mosques. Not that there is anything wrong with that, because life is meaningless anyway ;-)
Atheists care no more about islamic nonsense than christian or jewish or hindu nonsense. You don't actually get that, do you. You still think we believe in "some other deity" than you do.
Quote from: Cavebear on October 18, 2017, 10:18:13 AM
Atheists aren't continuing the vendetta. We don't really care.
Atheists are pacifists?
Quote from: Baruch on October 23, 2017, 07:03:40 AM
Atheists are pacifists?
Theists are warmongers? Oh wait, they usually are.
Quote from: Cavebear on October 23, 2017, 07:17:24 AM
Theists are warmongers? Oh wait, they usually are.
You speak for all atheists ... the atheist Pope?
Quote from: Baruch on October 23, 2017, 07:20:10 AM
You speak for all atheists ... the atheist Pope?
There have probably been atheist Popes. At some times, they were completely political. Keep in mind that atheism is merely a lack of a theisitic belief, not a theism of its own.