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Title: Got genital herpes?
Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 02, 2017, 01:51:07 PM
It is your ancient ancestor Paranthropus Boisei's (http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/02/health/early-human-ancestor-genital-herpes/index.html) fault.
Title: Re: Got genital herpes?
Post by: Sal1981 on October 02, 2017, 02:49:46 PM
That's why you have to cook your food.

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Title: Re: Got genital herpes?
Post by: Baruch on October 02, 2017, 07:37:27 PM
That boisei skull is smiling, so it was definitely transmitted thru sex ;-)
Title: Re: Got genital herpes?
Post by: Mike Cl on October 02, 2017, 07:53:27 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on October 02, 2017, 01:51:07 PM
It is your ancient ancestor Paranthropus Boisei's (http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/02/health/early-human-ancestor-genital-herpes/index.html) fault.
Well, hell, a guy's just gotta have fun every now and again.
Title: Re: Got genital herpes?
Post by: SGOS on October 03, 2017, 06:25:30 AM
Boiseis weren't that far removed from Chimps, and as they say, "Boiseis will be boiseis," so at some point one little boisei was going to try sticking his thingy in a chimp, and then all his friends did it when they saw him.  And then they were thrown out of the garden, and sin was born.
Title: Re: Got genital herpes?
Post by: Baruch on October 03, 2017, 07:04:50 AM
Quote from: SGOS on October 03, 2017, 06:25:30 AM
Boiseis weren't that far removed from Chimps, and as they say, "Boiseis will be boiseis," so at some point one little boisei was going to try sticking his thingy in a chimp, and then all his friends did it when they saw him.  And then they were thrown out of the garden, and sin was born.

One of the definitions of kosher, is to avoid mixing things that shouldn't be mixed.  Adam shouldn't have diddled with his feminized clone.  Eve was a trannie.
Title: Re: Got genital herpes?
Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 03, 2017, 07:56:14 AM
Quote from: Baruch on October 03, 2017, 07:04:50 AM
One of the definitions of kosher, is to avoid mixing things that shouldn't be mixed.  Adam shouldn't have diddled with his feminized clone.  Eve was a trannie.

Well what'd you expect him to do? Lilith had a mind of her own. We can't have that so Yahweh had to whip up something that would be properly subservient.
Title: Re: Got genital herpes?
Post by: Cavebear on October 04, 2017, 03:34:43 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on October 03, 2017, 07:56:14 AM
Well what'd you expect him to do? Lilith had a mind of her own. We can't have that so Yahweh had to whip up something that would be properly subservient.

Congrats.  The best dumb statement I have seen in months...