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Title: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 11:17:19 AM
I just saw this. This is hilarious. Apparently, yesterday, on 9/11, Ted Cruz was watching porn and accidentally shared it publicly on social media. Now, I'm not a hypocrite. I know the vast majority of men watch porn, and there's nothing inherently wrong with that. But Ted Cruz, the "God, faith, and family" politician getting caught with his pants down is absolutely hilarious. And you can imagine how Cruz' Twitter followers responded. Woof. Good luck living this one down, Ted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kW3bNOP608
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2017, 11:23:13 AM
Yeah, but what kind of porn? Does the man have any imagination?
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 11:25:58 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2017, 11:23:13 AM
Yeah, but what kind of porn? Does the man have any imagination?

Incest porn. In the porn's..."story" this woman comes home to find her husband having sex with their niece or something. But instead of getting upset, she does what any normal person would do: Masturbate to it.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: SGOS on September 12, 2017, 11:45:17 AM
It's the Russians screwing with our democracy.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 11:45:59 AM
Did she join them in their fornication?
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Mike Cl on September 12, 2017, 11:46:58 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 11:17:19 AM
I just saw this. This is hilarious. Apparently, yesterday, on 9/11, Ted Cruz was watching porn and accidentally shared it publicly on social media. Now, I'm not a hypocrite. I know the vast majority of men watch porn, and there's nothing inherently wrong with that. But Ted Cruz, the "God, faith, and family" politician getting caught with his pants down is absolutely hilarious. And you can imagine how Cruz' Twitter followers responded. Woof. Good luck living this one down, Ted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kW3bNOP608
If I remember right, isn't he anti-masturbation?
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: SGOS on September 12, 2017, 11:50:46 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 12, 2017, 11:46:58 AM
If I remember right, isn't he anti-masturbation?
Yeah, but he was doing an investigation.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Mike Cl on September 12, 2017, 11:52:37 AM
Quote from: SGOS on September 12, 2017, 11:50:46 AM
Yeah, but he was doing an investigation.
Yeah, he and Jimmy Swaggert.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: SGOS on September 12, 2017, 12:02:15 PM
Ted Cruz blames staffer for 'liking' porn tweet

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-twitter-pornographic-post-24258
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 12:02:33 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 11:45:59 AM
Did she join them in their fornication?

No. She just watched.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 12:03:37 PM
Quote from: SGOS on September 12, 2017, 12:02:15 PM
Ted Cruz blames staffer for 'liking' porn tweet

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-twitter-pornographic-post-24258

How typical. Using the staff as a scapegoat instead of owning up to it.

EDIT: Wait. The link isn't working.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: SGOS on September 12, 2017, 12:19:21 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 12:03:37 PM
How typical. Using the staff as a scapegoat instead of owning up to it.

EDIT: Wait. The link isn't working.
I see that.  It's one of those things that takes you back to general page, and you have to start nosing around again to find it.  That way you will be exposed to more ads.  I don't know how I could fix that.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 12:35:09 PM
Quote from: SGOS on September 12, 2017, 12:19:21 PM
I see that.  It's one of those things that takes you back to general page, and you have to start nosing around again to find it.  That way you will be exposed to more ads.  I don't know how I could fix that.

Joke's on them. I have an ad blocker on that blocks all ads on sites I don't trust. I found it by using the search function. Of course, Cruz is blaming an unnamed staffer, who just happened to be using Cruz' account when he happened upon a pornographic video and accidentally liked it. This unnamed staffer, of course, will not be fired or disciplined in any way. (Probably because the "staffer" is Ted Cruz.)
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Baruch on September 12, 2017, 01:19:27 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 11:45:59 AM
Did she join them in their fornication?

For that, there has to be a fourth participant ;-)  It would be called a Fourgy.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 02:05:16 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 12:02:33 PM
No. She just watched.
Ah, I see it now. I couldn't watch the vid where I was at before. I bet she joined in later, though. How long is the video altogether?
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 02:07:42 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 12:03:37 PM
How typical. Using the staff as a scapegoat instead of owning up to it.

Ted would probably want to fuck the scapegoat...but using the word "staff" in the context of TC put horrible images in my head.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 02:10:42 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 02:05:16 PM
Ah, I see it now. I couldn't watch the vid where I was at before. I bet she joined in later, though. How long is the video altogether?

The porn or the Cult of Dusty video? The Dusty video is six minutes and forty-six seconds long. The porn, I don't really care to know. It's not my flavor of porn, and even if it was, knowing that Ted Cruz was into it would be enough to ruin it for me.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 02:20:22 PM
Yeah, I may never be able to watch porn again - I'm scarred for life!
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: SGOS on September 12, 2017, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 02:20:22 PM
Yeah, I may never be able to watch porn again - I'm scarred for life!
You'll get over it.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 02:27:58 PM
You're probably right. I wonder if Ted will ever get over it, though?
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: trdsf on September 12, 2017, 02:45:47 PM
Funniest news I've heard in a while.  Yeah, sure, Ted, an unnamed staffer did it.  Uh-huh.

Priceless.   :kiddingme:
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Absurd Atheist on September 12, 2017, 03:42:40 PM
Bwahahahahahaha, how did he casually come across porn and accidentally like the video?
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 06:59:52 PM
Maybe God made him do it...it's all part of His Plan...
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 07:20:55 PM
He should have said that he was hacked. Just play on the Christian persecution complex. At least his supporters would have believed it. Doesn't take that much to fool Republicans.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Mike Cl on September 12, 2017, 07:26:06 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 07:20:55 PM
He should have said that he was hacked. Just play on the Christian persecution complex. At least his supporters would have believed it. Doesn't take that much to fool Republicans.
Use Swaggert as a model.  Get caught using prostitutes--confess on stage, while crying like a baby about it and grovel for forgiveness.  And as I remember, he relapsed (if you want to call it that) and did it again.  His supporters remained.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: _Xenu_ on September 12, 2017, 07:34:44 PM
It would have been lolzier if his tastes included gay porn.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 07:37:43 PM
Well, you never know what the future holds...
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Hydra009 on September 12, 2017, 07:38:51 PM
Quote from: _Xenu_ on September 12, 2017, 07:34:44 PM
It would have been lolzier if his tastes included gay porn.
They might.  We just don't know about it because those don't get "accidentally" shared.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 07:43:28 PM
Quote from: _Xenu_ on September 12, 2017, 07:34:44 PM
It would have been lolzier if his tastes included gay porn.

Nah. That'll be Trump, after he Tweets his latest rant on "covfefe."
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 07:56:45 PM
It's a good thing Cruz belongs to the family-values party - I'd hate to see what he'd be like otherwise.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 07:58:57 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 12, 2017, 07:26:06 PM
Use Swaggert as a model.  Get caught using prostitutes--confess on stage, while crying like a baby about it and grovel for forgiveness.  And as I remember, he relapsed (if you want to call it that) and did it again.  His supporters remained.

Oh, I'm sure his supporters are mostly unphased. I'm willing to bet I can look in the comments section anywhere this is being discussed and quickly find one of them using the old reliable "but the Democrats do bad stuff to" argument.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Shiranu on September 12, 2017, 08:02:15 PM
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Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Baruch on September 12, 2017, 10:27:50 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 12, 2017, 07:26:06 PM
Use Swaggert as a model.  Get caught using prostitutes--confess on stage, while crying like a baby about it and grovel for forgiveness.  And as I remember, he relapsed (if you want to call it that) and did it again.  His supporters remained.

In their branch of Christianity, confession of bad stuff is a big thing.  But you have to actually do bad stuff, or you lack credibility ;-)

Anyone who knows reformed addicts, knows it isn't that easy.

And I am not sure hookers are a bad thing (provided of course that both sexes are available).
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Baruch on September 12, 2017, 10:28:43 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 07:20:55 PM
He should have said that he was hacked. Just play on the Christian persecution complex. At least his supporters would have believed it. Doesn't take that much to fool Republicans.

Putin did it ... good enough for Democrats ;-)
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: SGOS on September 12, 2017, 11:10:22 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 12, 2017, 10:27:50 PM
In their branch of Christianity, confession of bad stuff is a big thing.  But you have to actually do bad stuff, or you lack credibility ;-)
Ain't no repentin' without some serious back slidin', or you be just repentin' into the wind.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Blackleaf on September 13, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
Quote from: Baruch on September 12, 2017, 10:28:43 PM
Putin did it ... good enough for Democrats ;-)

Democrats probably don't need an excuse. People watch porn. So what? The problem is when you build your career off of taking advantage of gullible Christians. Then you're a hypocrite for doing exactly the sort of thing you proclaim to be against.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Baruch on September 13, 2017, 06:55:18 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 13, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
Democrats probably don't need an excuse. People watch porn. So what? The problem is when you build your career off of taking advantage of gullible Christians. Then you're a hypocrite for doing exactly the sort of thing you proclaim to be against.

Murder is a sin.  Hypocrisy .. fluff.  Humans, of any party ... are murderers at heart.  Helter Skelter.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Munch on September 13, 2017, 06:57:11 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 11:25:58 AM
Incest porn.

that does seem pretty appropriate for him.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Cavebear on September 14, 2017, 03:20:03 AM
As much as I despise Ted Cruz, so long as he fires the nuts on his staff, I'll hope he attracts them and fires them.  What better way to prevent such people from advancing in their careers?  Well, sure, if I could vote him out of office, but he isn't MY Senator.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Baruch on September 14, 2017, 08:09:25 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 14, 2017, 03:20:03 AM
As much as I despise Ted Cruz, so long as he fires the nuts on his staff, I'll hope he attracts them and fires them.  What better way to prevent such people from advancing in their careers?  Well, sure, if I could vote him out of office, but he isn't MY Senator.

Agreed, I think he is a creep (Committee to Reelect the President).  That is the problem with Congress, not all the Senators are my Senators, but I want to vote against all of them.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: 0bserver on September 15, 2017, 02:49:29 PM
He sinned for our sins


Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Drew_2017 on September 15, 2017, 11:24:32 PM
Quote from: 0bserver on September 15, 2017, 02:49:29 PM
He sinned for our sins

Someone has to do some sin testing...
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Unbeliever on September 16, 2017, 09:35:46 PM
Yeah, if we didn't sin Jesus would have died for nothing.
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Baruch on September 17, 2017, 12:31:44 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 16, 2017, 09:35:46 PM
Yeah, if we didn't sin Jesus would have died for nothing.

Ah, but if you knew what incarnation means, that you are a kind of Jesus, and that the Sanhedrin and the Romans are coming for you too ...
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Unbeliever on September 17, 2017, 01:16:00 PM
Bring 'em on!

:taz:
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Baruch on September 17, 2017, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 17, 2017, 01:16:00 PM
Bring 'em on!

:taz:

Is that you Brian?  I want that Latin conjugation table, right now!
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Unbeliever on September 17, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
Latin conjugation sounds dirty...
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Baruch on September 17, 2017, 04:48:40 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 17, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
Latin conjugation sounds dirty...

Depends on how conjugal the visit is ;-)  Ave, Domina!
Title: Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
Post by: Cavebear on September 19, 2017, 04:55:00 AM
Quote from: Baruch on September 17, 2017, 04:19:59 PM
Is that you Brian?  I want that Latin conjugation table, right now!

Amo, amas, amat?