I just saw this. This is hilarious. Apparently, yesterday, on 9/11, Ted Cruz was watching porn and accidentally shared it publicly on social media. Now, I'm not a hypocrite. I know the vast majority of men watch porn, and there's nothing inherently wrong with that. But Ted Cruz, the "God, faith, and family" politician getting caught with his pants down is absolutely hilarious. And you can imagine how Cruz' Twitter followers responded. Woof. Good luck living this one down, Ted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kW3bNOP608
Yeah, but what kind of porn? Does the man have any imagination?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2017, 11:23:13 AM
Yeah, but what kind of porn? Does the man have any imagination?
Incest porn. In the porn's..."story" this woman comes home to find her husband having sex with their niece or something. But instead of getting upset, she does what any normal person would do: Masturbate to it.
It's the Russians screwing with our democracy.
Did she join them in their fornication?
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 11:17:19 AM
I just saw this. This is hilarious. Apparently, yesterday, on 9/11, Ted Cruz was watching porn and accidentally shared it publicly on social media. Now, I'm not a hypocrite. I know the vast majority of men watch porn, and there's nothing inherently wrong with that. But Ted Cruz, the "God, faith, and family" politician getting caught with his pants down is absolutely hilarious. And you can imagine how Cruz' Twitter followers responded. Woof. Good luck living this one down, Ted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kW3bNOP608
If I remember right, isn't he anti-masturbation?
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 12, 2017, 11:46:58 AM
If I remember right, isn't he anti-masturbation?
Yeah, but he was doing an investigation.
Quote from: SGOS on September 12, 2017, 11:50:46 AM
Yeah, but he was doing an investigation.
Yeah, he and Jimmy Swaggert.
Ted Cruz blames staffer for 'liking' porn tweet
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-twitter-pornographic-post-24258
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 11:45:59 AM
Did she join them in their fornication?
No. She just watched.
Quote from: SGOS on September 12, 2017, 12:02:15 PM
Ted Cruz blames staffer for 'liking' porn tweet
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-twitter-pornographic-post-24258
How typical. Using the staff as a scapegoat instead of owning up to it.
EDIT: Wait. The link isn't working.
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 12:03:37 PM
How typical. Using the staff as a scapegoat instead of owning up to it.
EDIT: Wait. The link isn't working.
I see that. It's one of those things that takes you back to general page, and you have to start nosing around again to find it. That way you will be exposed to more ads. I don't know how I could fix that.
Quote from: SGOS on September 12, 2017, 12:19:21 PM
I see that. It's one of those things that takes you back to general page, and you have to start nosing around again to find it. That way you will be exposed to more ads. I don't know how I could fix that.
Joke's on them. I have an ad blocker on that blocks all ads on sites I don't trust. I found it by using the search function. Of course, Cruz is blaming an unnamed staffer, who just happened to be using Cruz' account when he happened upon a pornographic video and accidentally liked it. This unnamed staffer, of course, will not be fired or disciplined in any way. (Probably because the "staffer" is Ted Cruz.)
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 11:45:59 AM
Did she join them in their fornication?
For that, there has to be a fourth participant ;-) It would be called a Fourgy.
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 12:02:33 PM
No. She just watched.
Ah, I see it now. I couldn't watch the vid where I was at before. I bet she joined in later, though. How long is the video altogether?
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 12:03:37 PM
How typical. Using the staff as a scapegoat instead of owning up to it.
Ted would probably want to fuck the scapegoat...but using the word "staff" in the context of TC put horrible images in my head.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 02:05:16 PM
Ah, I see it now. I couldn't watch the vid where I was at before. I bet she joined in later, though. How long is the video altogether?
The porn or the Cult of Dusty video? The Dusty video is six minutes and forty-six seconds long. The porn, I don't really care to know. It's not my flavor of porn, and even if it was, knowing that Ted Cruz was into it would be enough to ruin it for me.
Yeah, I may never be able to watch porn again - I'm scarred for life!
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 02:20:22 PM
Yeah, I may never be able to watch porn again - I'm scarred for life!
You'll get over it.
You're probably right. I wonder if Ted will ever get over it, though?
Funniest news I've heard in a while. Yeah, sure, Ted, an unnamed staffer did it. Uh-huh.
Priceless. :kiddingme:
Bwahahahahahaha, how did he casually come across porn and accidentally like the video?
Maybe God made him do it...it's all part of His Plan...
He should have said that he was hacked. Just play on the Christian persecution complex. At least his supporters would have believed it. Doesn't take that much to fool Republicans.
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 07:20:55 PM
He should have said that he was hacked. Just play on the Christian persecution complex. At least his supporters would have believed it. Doesn't take that much to fool Republicans.
Use Swaggert as a model. Get caught using prostitutes--confess on stage, while crying like a baby about it and grovel for forgiveness. And as I remember, he relapsed (if you want to call it that) and did it again. His supporters remained.
It would have been lolzier if his tastes included gay porn.
Well, you never know what the future holds...
Quote from: _Xenu_ on September 12, 2017, 07:34:44 PM
It would have been lolzier if his tastes included gay porn.
They might. We just don't know about it because those don't get "accidentally" shared.
Quote from: _Xenu_ on September 12, 2017, 07:34:44 PM
It would have been lolzier if his tastes included gay porn.
Nah. That'll be Trump, after he Tweets his latest rant on "covfefe."
It's a good thing Cruz belongs to the family-values party - I'd hate to see what he'd be like otherwise.
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 12, 2017, 07:26:06 PM
Use Swaggert as a model. Get caught using prostitutes--confess on stage, while crying like a baby about it and grovel for forgiveness. And as I remember, he relapsed (if you want to call it that) and did it again. His supporters remained.
Oh, I'm sure his supporters are mostly unphased. I'm willing to bet I can look in the comments section anywhere this is being discussed and quickly find one of them using the old reliable "but the Democrats do bad stuff to" argument.
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Quote from: Mike Cl on September 12, 2017, 07:26:06 PM
Use Swaggert as a model. Get caught using prostitutes--confess on stage, while crying like a baby about it and grovel for forgiveness. And as I remember, he relapsed (if you want to call it that) and did it again. His supporters remained.
In their branch of Christianity, confession of bad stuff is a big thing. But you have to actually do bad stuff, or you lack credibility ;-)
Anyone who knows reformed addicts, knows it isn't that easy.
And I am not sure hookers are a bad thing (provided of course that both sexes are available).
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 07:20:55 PM
He should have said that he was hacked. Just play on the Christian persecution complex. At least his supporters would have believed it. Doesn't take that much to fool Republicans.
Putin did it ... good enough for Democrats ;-)
Quote from: Baruch on September 12, 2017, 10:27:50 PM
In their branch of Christianity, confession of bad stuff is a big thing. But you have to actually do bad stuff, or you lack credibility ;-)
Ain't no repentin' without some serious back slidin', or you be just repentin' into the wind.
Quote from: Baruch on September 12, 2017, 10:28:43 PM
Putin did it ... good enough for Democrats ;-)
Democrats probably don't need an excuse. People watch porn. So what? The problem is when you build your career off of taking advantage of gullible Christians. Then you're a hypocrite for doing exactly the sort of thing you proclaim to be against.
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 13, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
Democrats probably don't need an excuse. People watch porn. So what? The problem is when you build your career off of taking advantage of gullible Christians. Then you're a hypocrite for doing exactly the sort of thing you proclaim to be against.
Murder is a sin. Hypocrisy .. fluff. Humans, of any party ... are murderers at heart. Helter Skelter.
As much as I despise Ted Cruz, so long as he fires the nuts on his staff, I'll hope he attracts them and fires them. What better way to prevent such people from advancing in their careers? Well, sure, if I could vote him out of office, but he isn't MY Senator.
Quote from: Cavebear on September 14, 2017, 03:20:03 AM
As much as I despise Ted Cruz, so long as he fires the nuts on his staff, I'll hope he attracts them and fires them. What better way to prevent such people from advancing in their careers? Well, sure, if I could vote him out of office, but he isn't MY Senator.
Agreed, I think he is a creep (Committee to Reelect the President). That is the problem with Congress, not all the Senators are my Senators, but I want to vote against all of them.
He sinned for our sins
Quote from: 0bserver on September 15, 2017, 02:49:29 PM
He sinned for our sins
Someone has to do some sin testing...
Yeah, if we didn't sin Jesus would have died for nothing.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 16, 2017, 09:35:46 PM
Yeah, if we didn't sin Jesus would have died for nothing.
Ah, but if you knew what incarnation means, that you are a kind of Jesus, and that the Sanhedrin and the Romans are coming for you too ...
Bring 'em on!
:taz:
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 17, 2017, 01:16:00 PM
Bring 'em on!
:taz:
Is that you Brian? I want that Latin conjugation table, right now!
Latin conjugation sounds dirty...
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 17, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
Latin conjugation sounds dirty...
Depends on how conjugal the visit is ;-) Ave, Domina!
Quote from: Baruch on September 17, 2017, 04:19:59 PM
Is that you Brian? I want that Latin conjugation table, right now!
Amo, amas, amat?