As in: Hurricane Irma, Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Wilma...
A theory of mine about why hurricanes are given girls' names is that,
mariners couldn't predict when a hurricane was to come, and its nature was unknown to the mariners of old times...
Like women, you just cannot know when they blow... :D
Greetings...
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on September 11, 2017, 03:51:42 PM
As in: Hurricane Irma, Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Wilma...
A theory of mine about why hurricanes are given girls' names is that,
mariners couldn't predict when a hurricane was to come, and its nature was unknown to the mariners of old times...
Like women, you just cannot know when they blow... :D
Greetings...
Out of date just a tad are we?
Yeah, the feminazis made us start alternating with men's names.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 11, 2017, 04:26:59 PM
Yeah, the feminazis made us start alternating with men's names.
Yes, Im sure that calling a hurricane Andrew makes it MUCH LESS DAMAGING then calling it Annie. Are you bereft of reason?
I was being facetious, or sarcastic, or something..
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 11, 2017, 05:14:17 PM
I was being facetious, or sarcastic, or something..
The "feminazis" comment made it not sardonic, or whatever.
Her icane. Easy.
Quote from: Cavebear on September 11, 2017, 05:16:53 PM
The "feminazis" comment made it not sardonic, or whatever.
I was channeling Rush (not the band...).
Maybe they'll make a move - Ben Hurricane...probably be better than Sharknado, anyway.
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on September 11, 2017, 03:51:42 PM
As in: Hurricane Irma, Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Wilma...
A theory of mine about why hurricanes are given girls' names is that,
mariners couldn't predict when a hurricane was to come, and its nature was unknown to the mariners of old times...
Like women, you just cannot know when they blow... :D
Greetings...
That has been changed--both male and female names are used now.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 11, 2017, 06:27:53 PM
Maybe they'll make a move - Ben Hurricane...probably be better than Sharknado, anyway.
Kosher weather only happens over Israel ;-)
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on September 11, 2017, 03:51:42 PM
As in: Hurricane Irma, Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Wilma...
A theory of mine about why hurricanes are given girls' names is that,
mariners couldn't predict when a hurricane was to come, and its nature was unknown to the mariners of old times...
Like women, you just cannot know when they blow... :D
Greetings...
Girls used to be so unlucky ... that superstitious sailers would throw them overboard, even if they weren't in port ;-(
Quote from: Baruch on September 12, 2017, 12:44:34 AM
Girls used to be so unlucky ... that superstitious sailers would throw them overboard, even if they weren't in port ;-(
Did any big fish ever swallow them up only to later spit them out? Or does that only happen to godly men, because their bullshit is so hard to swallow?
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 11:54:27 AM
Did any big fish ever swallow them up only to later spit them out? Or does that only happen to godly men, because their bullshit is so hard to swallow?
Imagine how often they bathed back then...
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2017, 12:33:57 PM
Imagine how often they bathed back then...
That is why women wanted to wear perfume. Nobleman would actually put perfume up their nostrils (with the snuff) to overcome the stench. They say India is like that today.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 11:54:27 AM
Did any big fish ever swallow them up only to later spit them out? Or does that only happen to godly men, because their bullshit is so hard to swallow?
Ask the Little Mermaid what she was doing, when her parents weren't around, and she wasn't married yet ;-)
Uh, OK, next time I run into her, I'll ask her. What fishing hole does she hang out in?
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 01:45:38 PM
Uh, OK, next time I run into her, I'll ask her. What fishing hole does she hang out in?
She is opposed to fishing! Millennial Little Mermaid is triggered into her safe space ... where you can't find her! Running? Arrogantly showing off land-lubber superiority?
Its because women, like hurricanes, are all consuming vortexes that consume everything and leave nothing but misery in their wake.
(http://cdn3.pressroomvip.com/wp-content/uploads/where-are-they-now-alicia-silverstone-clueless-90s-valley-girl-e1438271317152.jpg)
You only wished you looked that good, or could shop that stylishly ;-)
Quote from: Baruch on September 13, 2017, 06:26:48 PM
You only wished you looked that good, or could shop that stylishly ;-)
I'm more thinking of her poor husbands credit card.
Quote from: Munch on September 13, 2017, 06:27:57 PM
I'm more thinking of her poor husbands credit card.
She made plenty of money on her own.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 13, 2017, 07:26:35 PM
She made plenty of money on her own.
Counterfeiter or Federal Reserve officer?
Quote from: Baruch on September 13, 2017, 10:42:01 PM
Counterfeiter or Federal Reserve officer?
Sometimes I am not sure whether to argue against a stupid post of just ignoring it, hoping others will ignore it too. And I'm not sure about this one.
Just ignoring it is an option. So is saying to ignore it.
Quote from: Cavebear on September 14, 2017, 02:17:35 AM
Sometimes I am not sure whether to argue against a stupid post of just ignoring it, hoping others will ignore it too. And I'm not sure about this one.
Just ignoring it is an option. So is saying to ignore it.
The comment I was gigging was ... feminist. Of course women can earn their own money. But the target was too tempting to not use as a gig against irresponsible monetary policy. Without all that fake credit, the young woman in the picture wouldn't be able to buy all that stuff, to keep the fake economy going.
It was also tongue in cheek CB, wasn't meant to be taken seriously
Harvey was a male named Hurricane. So was Andrew.
I wonder if there was ever a hurricane named Jesus?
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 24, 2017, 10:28:03 AM
I wonder if there was ever a hurricane named Jesus?
I didn't find anything definitive through a google search.
Looks like there have been a few named Mary, though.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 24, 2017, 10:43:30 AM
Looks like there have been a few named Mary, though.
And "Maria". I heard of at least one of those.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 24, 2017, 10:49:31 AM
And "Maria". I heard of at least one of those.
Yeah, this one:
https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/9/21/16345176/hurricane-maria-2017-puerto-rico-san-juan-meteorology-wind-rain-power
http://money.cnn.com/2017/09/23/technology/hurricanes-drones/index.html
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 24, 2017, 10:28:03 AM
I wonder if there was ever a hurricane named Jesus?
That would be pronounced Hey-soos ... and would be triggering to Hispanics ;-)
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 24, 2017, 10:28:03 AM
I wonder if there was ever a hurricane named Jesus?
About as likely as ones named Mohamed or Buddha...