...normal person whose sex life is none of your business.
â€"â€"â€"â€"
So I recently discovered "anti-jokes" and I think I may be slightly obsessed with finding reasons to tell one. Someone please give me an intervention.
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I was pretty much a slut when I wasn't married.
If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...very popular girl!
slut. And a guy who has the same sex record is a player. Such is life in the good old US of A.
Those preoccupied with the sex others are having need to have more of it themselves.
I wasn't going to click on this because it is so...today click bait. BUT...I knew you would be mad at me for not..
There is no such thing as "click-baiting".
Everyone has a personal choice of either clicking or not clicking. If you clicked, that's all on you.
Accepting personal responsibility is part of being an adult.
Polyamorous?
Quote from: Sorginak on August 15, 2017, 07:43:40 PM
There is no such thing as "click-baiting".
Everyone has a personal choice of either clicking or not clicking. If you clicked, that's all on you.
Accepting personal responsibility is part of being an adult.
Fish don't have to bite the bait. But the fisherman puts it out there to catch fish. You looked at the person clicking the title, when "click-baiting" refers to the person making the post.
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 16, 2017, 12:34:36 AM
Polyamorous?
Yeah, like Elena L., a lady I knew when I lived in Miami. She disliked having sex twice in a row with the same person, or persons. She looked like a young Doris Day, if DD had a truly awesome body.
Quote from: Sorginak on August 15, 2017, 07:43:40 PM
There is no such thing as "click-baiting".
Everyone has a personal choice of either clicking or not clicking. If you clicked, that's all on you.
Accepting personal responsibility is part of being an adult.
You must be a real laugh at a funeral.
Quote from: Sorginak on August 15, 2017, 07:43:40 PM
Everyone has a personal choice of either clicking or not clicking. If you clicked, that's all on you.
Maybe - unless free will really
is an illusion...
:tease:
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 16, 2017, 12:34:36 AM
Polyamorous?
(https://atouchofflavor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/polystructures1.jpg)
Fuck 'em all.
So many to fuck, so little time...can't fuck 'em all.
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 16, 2017, 04:18:46 PM
So many to fuck, so little time...can't fuck 'em all.
♫ Fuck 'em all,
Fuck 'em all!
The long,
And the short,
And the tall,
Fuck 'em all! ♫
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 16, 2017, 04:18:46 PM
So many to fuck, so little time...can't fuck 'em all.
Why can't you fuck half and let the other half fuck you. That'd save time.
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 16, 2017, 03:32:48 PM
(https://atouchofflavor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/polystructures1.jpg)
That shit too complicated, yo. I can't even do 1+1, much less 1+1+1x3-the square root of 6...
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 16, 2017, 08:21:09 PM
Only if it's at the same time.
That isn't what polyamorus is.
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 16, 2017, 08:48:45 PM
That isn't what polyamorus is.
Some barbarians have never been to a proper Roman orgy (sarc).
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 16, 2017, 08:48:45 PM
That isn't what polyamorus is.
Isn't it one person engaged in multiple romantic relationships (at the same time) and all partners are aware of this arrangement?
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 16, 2017, 10:15:37 PM
Isn't it one person engaged in multiple romantic relationships (at the same time) and all partners are aware of this arrangement?
Oh. I thought you meant it like "Having sex at the same time, like an orgy"
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 16, 2017, 11:46:00 PM
Oh. I thought you meant it like "Having sex at the same time, like an orgy"
Yeah, I wasn't terribly clear. Sorry.
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 15, 2017, 01:36:24 PM
...normal person whose sex life is none of your business.
â€"â€"â€"â€"
So I recently discovered "anti-jokes" and I think I may be slightly obsessed with finding reasons to tell one. Someone please give me an intervention.
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If a person likes anti-jokes" it might be a way for them to be insulting and get try to get away with it but not and then...
I've never heard of anti-jokes, so I'll have to check out a few. Here's one I just came across:
(http://buzzsouthafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/anti_joke.jpg)
Quote from: Cavebear on August 17, 2017, 04:50:21 AM
If a person likes anti-jokes" it might be a way for them to be insulting and get try to get away with it but not and then...
Maybe you aren't important enough to insult, directly or indirectly.
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 16, 2017, 07:48:28 PM
Wear a condom.
I spent 20 years in the Navy and 14 years at Purdue and never caught anything. Dumb luck or the sheltering love of Jesus, who knows.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2017, 09:58:37 PM
I spent 20 years in the Navy and 14 years at Purdue and never caught anything. Dumb luck or the sheltering love of Jesus, who knows.
I vote for Jesus--we all know how loving that guy is!
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 18, 2017, 11:22:04 PM
I vote for Jesus--we all know how loving that guy is!
If you think you need unmerited love, go see your mother while you still can (don't taker personally, jeez)
Quote from: Baruch on August 18, 2017, 11:45:16 PM
If you think you need unmerited love, go see your mother while you still can (don't taker personally, jeez)
Actually, I won't be 'seeing' my mother until I'm dead.
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 19, 2017, 10:01:42 AM
Actually, I won't be 'seeing' my mother until I'm dead.
Same here. But are you still needing your blanky (rhetorical question)? Probably not. Also, you shouldn't believe in an after-life.
Quote from: Baruch on August 19, 2017, 01:29:35 PM
Same here. But are you still needing your blanky (rhetorical question)? Probably not. Also, you shouldn't believe in an after-life.
I don't 'believe' in anything. I don't think there is an after-life; haven't seen any proof of it. And I did talk to my grandpa about it--he went to seances in Portland, Ore in the late 20's, had many metaphysical books, and indicated he would reach out to me if there was an after-life. Nothing. And my mother said much the same. Nothing.
Yeah, I still need my blanky. That would be baseball, video games and my furry children and, most importantly my wife.
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 18, 2017, 07:26:13 PM
I've never heard of anti-jokes, so I'll have to check out a few. Here's one I just came across:
(http://buzzsouthafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/anti_joke.jpg)
Why did Jesus cross the road?
Because the chicken was nailed to him...
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 16, 2017, 04:18:46 PM
So many to fuck, so little time...can't fuck 'em all.
Doin what she is self-empowered to do?
Quote from: Cavebear on August 31, 2017, 05:20:18 PM
Doin what she is self-empowered to do?
Indeed - making her own choices!
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 31, 2017, 05:25:21 PM
Indeed - making her own choices!
Well everyone can make choices. I won't deny that.
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 18, 2017, 07:26:13 PM
I've never heard of anti-jokes, so I'll have to check out a few. Here's one I just came across:
(http://buzzsouthafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/anti_joke.jpg)
I'm not sure this one qualifies because it actually does have a punch line. It changes the definition of "calling" from "giving a name to" to the definition of "beckoning over." Anti-jokes have completely serious answers in the place of a punch line. Like these:
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c5/9c/b0/c59cb0ad39eaee861348c5d0d6716874--bar-jokes-chicken-jokes.jpg)
(http://e.lvme.me/91naajl.jpg)
(https://mlpforums.com/uploads/post_images/img-1166673-1-anti_joke_scootaloo_meme_by_rockleerulezzz-d4hx3fi.jpg)
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 13, 2017, 11:55:49 AM
I'm not sure this one qualifies because it actually does have a punch line. It changes the definition of "calling" from "giving a name to" to the definition of "beckoning over." Anti-jokes have completely serious answers in the place of a punch line. Like these:
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c5/9c/b0/c59cb0ad39eaee861348c5d0d6716874--bar-jokes-chicken-jokes.jpg)
(http://e.lvme.me/91naajl.jpg)
(https://mlpforums.com/uploads/post_images/img-1166673-1-anti_joke_scootaloo_meme_by_rockleerulezzz-d4hx3fi.jpg)
Interesting joke concept.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To commit suicaricide!
Three guys walked into a bar. They each ordered a drink, When the bartender came by, the first guy said he already paid him and left. Then the 2nd guy said he also paid and walked out. The 3rd guy said they were both jerks and paid for all 3 drinks.
A guy stepped on a banana peel and didn't slip...
I get the idea. Kinna funny too. And I made those all up on the spot.
Crickets ... (Channeling Rick Sanchez)
Quote from: Baruch on September 14, 2017, 10:02:26 PM
Crickets ... (Channeling Rick Sanchez)
Ah, a cricket joke...
The game lasted 3 days and no one left. Or right. Or center. Actually no one came at all.
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 15, 2017, 01:36:24 PM
...normal person whose sex life is none of your business.
â€"â€"â€"â€"
So I recently discovered "anti-jokes" and I think I may be slightly obsessed with finding reasons to tell one. Someone please give me an intervention.
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"So it turned out we both knew my BFF and so we just collapsed in the same bed being all tired and and a bit all drunk and all and did nothing and she STILL broke up with both of us"...
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 31, 2017, 05:25:21 PM
Indeed - making her own choices!
In my experience, women do that all the time. And they make lots of decisions for the men too!
The opposite of Progress is Congress ... corrected it for you.