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Title: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: SoldierofFortune on August 02, 2017, 09:28:12 PM
, if i do not undergo any accident by God : )

From my point of view, you live until your penis erects. : )
So, i will succeed in this by feeding myself  right and by refraining from bad habits like alcohol and cigarette.
If i continue drinking alcohol and smoking like i do for a long time, at the age of 40, i will have a problem.

Oh no... :)
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 02, 2017, 09:30:25 PM
I had many opportunities to die before I was 30. Managed to fail at dying young. Dying old seems to be a dead bang certainty.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: SoldierofFortune on August 02, 2017, 09:38:32 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 02, 2017, 09:30:25 PM
I had many opportunities to die before I was 30. Managed to fail at dying young. Dying old seems to be a dead bang certainty.
So do i...
I had many many accidents like taking beatings, traffic accidents, unprotected sex affairs etc. when i was under alcohol influence.

If i am still living, it is a miracle : )

I have taken my lessons...
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Deidre32 on August 02, 2017, 10:28:44 PM
You can totally do this, Soldier. You can. :)
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Mike Cl on August 02, 2017, 10:44:09 PM
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on August 02, 2017, 09:28:12 PM
, if i do not undergo any accident by God : )

From my point of view, you live until your penis erects. : )
So, i will succeed in this by feeding myself  right and by refraining from bad habits like alcohol and cigarette.
If i continue drinking alcohol and smoking like i do for a long time, at the age of 40, i will have a problem.

Oh no... :)
I would say you have a problem now.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: SoldierofFortune on August 02, 2017, 10:47:12 PM
Quote from: Deidre32 on August 02, 2017, 10:28:44 PM
You can totally do this, Soldier. You can. :)
Thx for encouraging me :)
I will not be an impotent old person...
If i die now, my body would be handsome and but
l am planning to live the life full...
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: SoldierofFortune on August 02, 2017, 10:54:20 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 02, 2017, 10:44:09 PM
I would say you have a problem now.

Why r u thinking in that way?
I think you live as long as yours can erect.
It would be meaningless otherwise.
One cant be happy and cant understand the happiness without the love and joyfulness of women..
This is my opinion. It may change as times goes by....
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Baruch on August 02, 2017, 11:26:02 PM
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on August 02, 2017, 10:54:20 PM
Why r u thinking in that way?
I think you live as long as yours can erect.
It would be meaningless otherwise.
One cant be happy and cant understand the happiness without the love and joyfulness of women..
This is my opinion. It may change as times goes by....

Women are lovely, but beware when they are following the advice of the snake ;-)
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: pr126 on August 03, 2017, 01:26:46 AM
The meaning of life is not 42.
It is a woody.

A strange outlook on life's purpose. I am sure there is more to it though.
Still,  each to his own.

But what will you do when you cannot get an erect penis anymore?
Because it can happen.

On second thought, I think the title of the OP is incomplete.

It should be "I want to live as long as I can get a hard on.

Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 03, 2017, 02:16:58 AM
Soldier on, OP.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Atheon on August 03, 2017, 02:35:23 AM
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on August 02, 2017, 09:28:12 PM
From my point of view, you live until your penis erects. : )
From my point of view, that's when you start living.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Atheon on August 03, 2017, 02:36:24 AM
Quote from: Baruch on August 02, 2017, 11:26:02 PM
Women are lovely, but beware when they are following the advice of the snake ;-)
And also take caution when following the advice of your own snake.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: SoldierofFortune on August 03, 2017, 03:05:03 AM
Quote from: Atheon on August 03, 2017, 02:35:23 AM
From my point of view, that's when you start living.

Yeah man, you are actually right.
At the age of 40, one havent finished yet even the first quarter of their lifetime.
That is, life starts when you look at it from relatively maturely perspective and
often times, this cannot be so for most of the people.
I mean our teenager times doesnt count. :)
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Baruch on August 03, 2017, 07:37:56 AM
Quote from: pr126 on August 03, 2017, 01:26:46 AM
The meaning of life is not 42.
It is a woody.

A strange outlook on life's purpose. I am sure there is more to it though.
Still,  each to his own.

But what will you do when you cannot get an erect penis anymore?
Because it can happen.

On second thought, I think the title of the OP is incomplete.

It should be "I want to live as long as I can get a hard on.

Father Abraham could make babies at 100 years old.  But he had to F with 99 year old Sarah ;-(
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Mike Cl on August 03, 2017, 09:04:15 AM
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on August 02, 2017, 10:54:20 PM
Why r u thinking in that way?
I think you live as long as yours can erect.
It would be meaningless otherwise.
One cant be happy and cant understand the happiness without the love and joyfulness of women..
This is my opinion. It may change as times goes by....
Don't get me wrong.  I love women in general and my wife is my best friend and lover.  But if she died, I'd not die (even tho I would probably feel like); and she is not my 'life'.  I don't 'need' her to be happy/content with life.  My penis does not dictate whether or not I find life worth living.  I am content with my trio--me, myself and I.  That was not always so--I had a hard time getting to this point where I don't 'need' anything or anyone to help me live.  For example, I don't 'need' my wife in my life--but I sure want her there and treat her that way.  I love baseball and ice cream, too, but I don't need them to make my life worth living (well, baseball, maybe). :) 

My point is, you need to learn to live with you.  You clearly--said so yourself--have a disease.  How much does that disease color your thoughts, change your life???  You don't know.  And you need to address that first--you need to find somebody or some agency that can help you.  That's what I mean.  Fix yourself for nobody else can.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Deidre32 on August 03, 2017, 12:59:25 PM
I agree that life is what you make of it. Sex, love etc are great but life isn't the sum total of your sexuality. If that were the case, people who aren't capable of sex would lead pretty dismal lives. I think because you escape into alcohol, you may think that happiness is found outside of yourself but it's really not. True happiness with life comes from within. <3
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Unbeliever on August 03, 2017, 03:04:27 PM
I don't think it matters how long anyone lives - once they're dead it's as if they never lived at all anyway. So one year or a hundred years, doesn't matter a bit.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Baruch on August 03, 2017, 06:49:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 03, 2017, 03:04:27 PM
I don't think it matters how long anyone lives - once they're dead it's as if they never lived at all anyway. So one year or a hundred years, doesn't matter a bit.

I think everyone makes an impact, even aborted foetuses.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Cavebear on August 06, 2017, 04:17:04 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 03, 2017, 03:04:27 PM
I don't think it matters how long anyone lives - once they're dead it's as if they never lived at all anyway. So one year or a hundred years, doesn't matter a bit.

It mattered while they were living.  As it does to me at 67 and will at 87.

I'm not living to know when I'm dead and caring about how people think of me after that.  That's pretty unlikely.  I'm living to enjoy my life as I have it on any given day.  That doesn't mean I'm a hedonist or some scumbag who takes advantage of people (as so many theists sadly assume). 

I take care of my house and garden and cats.  I help my neighbors.  I give to worthy causes.  It's just that *I* don't do it for or expect an afterlife reward for being a decent human being...
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Baruch on August 06, 2017, 07:56:34 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on August 06, 2017, 04:17:04 AM
It mattered while they were living.  As it does to me at 67 and will at 87.

I'm not living to know when I'm dead and caring about how people think of me after that.  That's pretty unlikely.  I'm living to enjoy my life as I have it on any given day.  That doesn't mean I'm a hedonist or some scumbag who takes advantage of people (as so many theists sadly assume). 

I take care of my house and garden and cats.  I help my neighbors.  I give to worthy causes.  It's just that *I* don't do it for or expect an afterlife reward for being a decent human being...

And that is why I like you.  Atypically I agree with you ... and the higher level theologians do too.  Do something because it is right, not for reward, not to avoid punishment.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Unbeliever on August 07, 2017, 04:33:03 PM
Well, more than 100 billion people have lived on this planet - how many of them are remembered?
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Hydra009 on August 07, 2017, 05:57:52 PM
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on August 03, 2017, 03:05:03 AMAt the age of 40, one havent finished yet even the first quarter of their lifetime.
So...160+ year lifetime?
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Baruch on August 07, 2017, 06:41:42 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 07, 2017, 04:33:03 PM
Well, more than 100 billion people have lived on this planet - how many of them are remembered?

The guy who peed standing up, while the ring of the toilet was down ... is remembered by everyone ... but not for good ;-)
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Unbeliever on August 07, 2017, 06:43:31 PM
Well, toilets are brand new things in the world. There is something new under the sun, despite what the Bible says.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Baruch on August 07, 2017, 06:53:14 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 07, 2017, 06:43:31 PM
Well, toilets are brand new things in the world. There is something new under the sun, despite what the Bible says.

The toilet is under the Sun, only if you forget to build an out-house around it ;-)
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Cavebear on August 09, 2017, 03:19:59 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 07, 2017, 05:57:52 PM
So...160+ year lifetime?

If healthy years, better than 80.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Cavebear on August 09, 2017, 03:30:26 AM
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on August 02, 2017, 09:38:32 PM
So do i...
I had many many accidents like taking beatings, traffic accidents, unprotected sex affairs etc. when i was under alcohol influence.

If i am still living, it is a miracle : )

I have taken my lessons...

Forgive me, but there are so many easy ways to die.  In an earlier age I would have died at 18 months from an abdominal hernia.  Then I would have died at 18 years from a burst appendix.  It was in 1968 when everyone at college had the Hong Kong Flu and throwing up.  But one senior said "wait a minute, he's different". 

I was fortunate after that, nothing serious.  I seem to be immune to the flu, common cold, and most everything else.  That doesn't mean a heart attack couldn't hit my tomorrow, and my ancestors went through the Plague untouched but some new disease could get me.  But I think the odds are in my favor...
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Unbeliever on August 09, 2017, 04:42:53 PM
Antibiotic-resistant microbes will probably kill us all soon, anyway.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Baruch on August 09, 2017, 08:33:42 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 09, 2017, 04:42:53 PM
Antibiotic-resistant microbes will probably kill us all soon, anyway.

Yes, SJW ideology is so ... infectious!
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Cavebear on August 12, 2017, 06:30:39 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 09, 2017, 04:42:53 PM
Antibiotic-resistant microbes will probably kill us all soon, anyway.

Eh, there are always more sources of anti-biotics.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Baruch on August 12, 2017, 09:11:49 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on August 12, 2017, 06:30:39 AM
Eh, there are always more sources of anti-biotics.

We will never run out of petroleum ... but it will get more and more expensive.

https://www.quora.com/Why-are-we-running-out-of-antibiotics

Of course, if your economics is magical thinking, the cost of petroleum, or development of new antibiotics isn't a problem.  There are no problems if you can freely print Benjamins ... and you are an economist, not a pharmaceutical researcher or a petroleum geologist.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Unbeliever on August 14, 2017, 04:31:17 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on August 12, 2017, 06:30:39 AM
Eh, there are always more sources of anti-biotics.
But then again - maybe not.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Cavebear on August 17, 2017, 05:03:56 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 14, 2017, 04:31:17 PM
But then again - maybe not.

That would suggest pharma never stops.  I doubt that.
Title: Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
Post by: Baruch on August 17, 2017, 01:06:41 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on August 17, 2017, 05:03:56 AM
That would suggest pharma never stops.  I doubt that.

Pharma won't stop, until everyone has to take a $1000 pill, once a day ;-)