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Title: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 10:15:01 AM
"Let's just say...there's a reason why they're shooting me, from the waist-up, right now..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3EY8aLutbg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUpL05wjUP0
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Laughter
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 10:24:23 AM
To be honest, I actually really do feel sorry for Donald Trump Jr. It's not his fault, that his dad has inferior sperm, leaving him to have a similar type of character, and general lack of "smarts." I think he probably just thought, that he was helping his dad. Which makes it sad if he ends up in prison.
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 10:37:08 AM
This one is from the previous night...apparently, our new Bond-girl is..."Collusion Galore."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anAYFvvYO40
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 11:01:58 AM
The guest-interview portion, of last night's show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLVm1vfXRw8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeygAJz6zzg
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 11:26:17 AM
This one is mostly unrelated, but SO FUNNY, the "Gollum reading Trump's tweets" part, is pretty short, but worth the watch(plus the Planet of the Apes stuff, is pretty cool too), so...enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mWOoj68qo
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Laughter
Post by: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 12:55:11 PM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 10:24:23 AM
To be honest, I actually really do feel sorry for Donald Trump Jr. It's not his fault, that his dad has inferior sperm, leaving him to have a similar type of character, and general lack of "smarts." I think he probably just thought, that he was helping his dad. Which makes it sad if he ends up in prison.

The DNC and Hillary were working with Ukrainian neo-Nazis ... to dig up stuff on Trump and others.  Perhaps they should both be in prison?  Or do only demon-crats get a walk?

Mika is deep state ... her dad sucked Kissinger's dick.  Do you love your Big Brother, brother?
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Unbeliever on July 12, 2017, 01:15:42 PM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 10:15:01 AM
"Let's just say...there's a reason why they're shooting me, from the waist-up, right now..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3EY8aLutbg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUpL05wjUP0
Wow, I was already listening to the first of those when I got here! And the second is on the page to come next.

Coincidence? Only your hair dresser knows for sure...
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Unbeliever on July 12, 2017, 01:17:41 PM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 11:26:17 AM
This one is mostly unrelated, but SO FUNNY, the "Gollum reading Trump's tweets" part, is pretty short, but worth the watch(plus the Planet of the Apes stuff, is pretty cool too), so...enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mWOoj68qo
Jeez, I watched this one just before the other two!

Quit that!
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 01:19:06 PM
A very elaborate version of a pick-pocket shouting "squirrel" to distract you while he picks your pocket.  I still don't care about the details of what swear words Nixon used ... people obsess about political details.  He was a crook, they all are.
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 03:12:11 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 12:55:11 PM
The DNC and Hillary were working with Ukrainian neo-Nazis ... to dig up stuff on Trump and others.  Perhaps they should both be in prison?  Or do only demon-crats get a walk?

Mika is deep state ... her dad sucked Kissinger's dick.  Do you love your Big Brother, brother?
Yeah, I get it Baruch, you hate the D and the R, equally, but I still have no clue what you're talking about, with the "Ukrainian neo-Nazis" remark...although I am completely sure, that I will soon regret responding to it...
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Unbeliever on July 12, 2017, 03:17:28 PM
Andy Serkis does a good Golem impression...



(https://media.melty.fr/la-transformation-de-andy-serkis-en-gollum-image-299240-article-ajust_930.jpg)
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 12, 2017, 04:19:22 PM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 03:12:11 PM
Yeah, I get it Baruch, you hate the D and the R, equally, but I still have no clue what you're talking about, with the "Ukrainian neo-Nazis" remark...although I am completely sure, that I will soon regret responding to it...
You gotta speak Baruchistani.
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 06:42:21 PM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 03:12:11 PM
Yeah, I get it Baruch, you hate the D and the R, equally, but I still have no clue what you're talking about, with the "Ukrainian neo-Nazis" remark...although I am completely sure, that I will soon regret responding to it...

Well, that would be a political detail ... which I was just speaking against.  And you have to read alt-media, not the CIA pablum.  So I hope that wasn't too ugly a response ... I don't expect people to agree with me, I am not Randy or Drich or even Drew.

Leave it to other people to say that Trump's underwear proves he is an Anunnaki.  And I don't think that whatever dental appliances Hillary wears ... was a radio receiver that helped her unfairly in the debates ;-)
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 06:43:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 12, 2017, 04:19:22 PM
You gotta speak Baruchistani.

Non-Baruchistani is easy to learn ... mostly barks and yowels.  See the Animaniac avatars they use?  Using Biblical Aramaic verbs correctly ... that is a challenge!
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 07:19:16 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 06:42:21 PM
... you have to read alt-media...
Actually, I was surprised to hear a reference to it, immediately after posting that response, in a fresh youtube video of Al Franken!


Quote from: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 06:42:21 PM...I don't expect people to agree with me, I am not Randy or Drich or even Drew.
Never implied otherwise, Brother.
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: fencerider on July 12, 2017, 10:33:19 PM
yup Zorn Oliver is more interesting than the boring webpages I put up.

Maybe the Rs will get around to prosecuting Hillary after they finish fighting with each other
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 11:09:08 PM
Quote from: fencerider on July 12, 2017, 10:33:19 PMyup Zorn Oliver is more interesting than the boring webpages I put up.
THANK YOU...or alternatively...FUCK YOU...I have to admit, I'm really not sure, which one is appropriate, since I don't know, for sure, what you mean by that(although I'm betting on FUCK YOU).
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 11:15:29 PM
Oh, I REMEMBER NOW! Your the guy who started THIS, SLIGHTLY LESS POPULAR THREAD, on the same topic: http://atheistforums.com/index.php?topic=11747.0

That is almost cartoonishly petty...

Laughing Buddha takes back his, "FUCK YOU," and says..."AWWWW..."
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 12, 2017, 11:21:27 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 12, 2017, 01:17:41 PM
Jeez, I watched this one just before the other two!

Quit that!
The scary thing is...I'm looking over your shoulder, right now(PUT THAT AWAY...your mother would be ashamed of you)...
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 13, 2017, 12:20:51 AM
OH SHIT! Speaking of coincidences...I just tuned-in to The Late Show, for the first time in...probably a couple of weeks(I almost didn't, because, based on the time of evening, I figured that I had already missed Stephen Colbert's monologue)...and, guess who the first guest was?

John-Fucking-Oliver!

If you missed it, I think they post, the next day, on youtube. Watch how John Oliver SQUIRMS, when Stephen Colbert grills him, about an in-progress lawsuit, that he can't comment on...
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 13, 2017, 01:34:32 PM
Excerpts from Last night's show...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjk7GT9GkuY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSuD7gMQ0x4

This is the part(below), where John Oliver squirms like a teenage boy, who has been(for whatever reason) prevented from masturbating, for a week, in a classroom, full of pheromone secreting teenage girls...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFrSivDZUXw

Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 13, 2017, 01:55:07 PM
"...I have a sequence of thoughts, in my head, going, 'Oh! This would be funny to say...this would be funny...this would be interesting'...And then another thing going, 'You're dead, if it happens'...."
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Baruch on July 13, 2017, 06:45:11 PM
Perhaps you aren't multiple personality, you actually are multiple people sharing the same body.  Think The Odd Couple.
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 13, 2017, 09:10:15 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 13, 2017, 06:45:11 PM
Perhaps you aren't multiple personality, you actually are multiple people sharing the same body.  Think The Odd Couple.
Schizo and MPD are quite different, actually...but from your response, I think you misunderstood my last post...it was a quote, of John Oliver, struggling not to answer Stephen Colbert, about an in-progress lawsuit...
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Cavebear on July 14, 2017, 05:22:26 AM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on July 13, 2017, 09:10:15 PM
Schizo and MPD are quite different, actually...but from your response, I think you misunderstood my last post...it was a quote, of John Oliver, struggling not to answer Stephen Colbert, about an in-progress lawsuit...
Getting involved in an argument between John Oliver and Stephen Colbert would be like getting in a baseball argument between George Will and Red Auerbach.  No space for me there at all!
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 14, 2017, 05:32:46 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on July 14, 2017, 05:22:26 AM
Getting involved in an argument between John Oliver and Stephen Colbert would be like getting in a baseball argument between George Will and Red Auerbach.  No space for me there at all!
If you haven't watched those videos yet, you really should...you can almost hear John Oliver's brain trying to explode, from all the jokes that he wants to make, about the lawsuit, but he can't say anything...
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Cavebear on July 14, 2017, 05:52:25 AM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on July 14, 2017, 05:32:46 AM
If you haven't watched those videos yet, you really should...you can almost hear John Oliver's brain trying to explode, from all the jokes that he wants to make, about the lawsuit, but he can't say anything...

Actually, I don't know anything about the lawsuit and don't care.  Two satirists arguing seems like rhombussing a saddle.
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 14, 2017, 12:06:47 PM
"Oui, Oui..."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfnZdfz8xeI


"...Fun with words..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAtClXJJ5pY
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 15, 2017, 07:05:15 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on July 14, 2017, 05:52:25 AM
Actually, I don't know anything about the lawsuit and don't care.  Two satirists arguing seems like rhombussing a saddle.
My regular physician, is also a specialist in osteopathic medicine. I can give you his name, when you decide to seek some treatment, for your broken funny-bone...
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 15, 2017, 07:08:20 AM
Bonus John Oliver...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gcojKy6c7Q
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 15, 2017, 07:09:48 AM
Last night...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc-9FR7FvpI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG9CSDi7EJE
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Baruch on July 15, 2017, 08:12:51 AM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on July 15, 2017, 07:05:15 AM
My regular physician, is also a specialist in osteopathic medicine. I can give you his name, when you decide to seek some treatment, for your broken funny-bone...

Osteopaths are good doctors.  Less beholden to the Medical Pharmaceutical Complex.
Title: Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
Post by: Cavebear on July 18, 2017, 05:37:24 AM
As I don't come here to watch theistic videos, I don't come here to watch talk-show videos either.  Say what you think, but in your own words.