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Title: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: simplyalex on July 11, 2017, 09:15:40 PM
(http://cms.hostelbookers.com/hbblog/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2012/07/Swedish-Banana-Pineapple-Pizza.jpg)

I would rather eat a pizza with some pineapple chunks on top. Anyone here who have tried this pizza before?
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Mike Cl on July 11, 2017, 09:47:07 PM
Quote from: simplyalex on July 11, 2017, 09:15:40 PM
(http://cms.hostelbookers.com/hbblog/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2012/07/Swedish-Banana-Pineapple-Pizza.jpg)

I would rather eat a pizza with some pineapple chunks on top. Anyone here who have tried this pizza before?
I have had pineapple/ham pizza a few times.  Sometimes its called Hawaiian pizza.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Shiranu on July 11, 2017, 09:53:32 PM
God no.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Mike Cl on July 11, 2017, 10:52:45 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 11, 2017, 09:53:32 PM
God no.
Well, Shiranu it isn't my first choice that's for sure.  But it isn't as bad as you think.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Atheon on July 11, 2017, 11:14:57 PM
No. Sweet fruit does NOT belong on any savory pizza. Hawaiian Pizza is an abomination.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Mike Cl on July 11, 2017, 11:32:57 PM
Quote from: Atheon on July 11, 2017, 11:14:57 PM
No. Sweet fruit does NOT belong on any savory pizza. Hawaiian Pizza is an abomination.

Hawaiian food in general is not all that good.  So, pineapple on anything is usually a step up in Hawaii.  And it is better than a Spam pizza--or 3-finger poi pizza.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Draconic Aiur on July 12, 2017, 12:10:44 AM
Fuck it. Give me it.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 02:46:13 AM
Y'all need to try ... Poi Pizza ... that has to be bad ... from what I hear tell, Poi tastes like children's paste glue (the kind that used to be made from horses).

But then I like anchovies on my pizza ;-)
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Mike Cl on July 12, 2017, 09:26:52 AM
Quote from: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 02:46:13 AM
Y'all need to try ... Poi Pizza ... that has to be bad ... from what I hear tell, Poi tastes like children's paste glue (the kind that used to be made from horses).

But then I like anchovies on my pizza ;-)
Liking anchovies on a pizza pretty much disqualifies you from critiquing any pizza--well, except for poi pizza.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 12, 2017, 10:15:03 AM
Oh my!  Someone else who throws some crap together in the kitchen and thinks they reinvented the wheel!
The internet is rife with these ever so interesting stories of bragging about the greatest food EVER!
Personally I think anyone who mixes crappy food together THEN brags about it should be beaten daily and twice every Sunday.
You know who you are and we're keeping score.

PLEASE!  For the sake of the children,  don't try this at home.   
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Unbeliever on July 12, 2017, 02:18:40 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 02:46:13 AM
Y'all need to try ...
There is no try - there is do or do not!

I like my pizza covered with Spaghetti Ohs.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Sal1981 on July 12, 2017, 02:44:48 PM
Must be quite sweet, bananas AND pineapple?
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Unbeliever on July 12, 2017, 02:46:11 PM
I don't think those are bananas...
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Mike Cl on July 12, 2017, 05:12:55 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 12, 2017, 02:18:40 PM
There is no try - there is do or do not!

I like my pizza covered with Spaghetti Ohs.
Oh!
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 07:02:54 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on July 12, 2017, 10:15:03 AM
Oh my!  Someone else who throws some crap together in the kitchen and thinks they reinvented the wheel!
The internet is rife with these ever so interesting stories of bragging about the greatest food EVER!
Personally I think anyone who mixes crappy food together THEN brags about it should be beaten daily and twice every Sunday.
You know who you are and we're keeping score.

PLEASE!  For the sake of the children,  don't try this at home.

All food ends up mixed up in your stomach anyway.  And becomes crap as it is digested.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 07:04:00 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 12, 2017, 02:46:11 PM
I don't think those are bananas...

What?  Sliced sheep eye-balls?
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Mike Cl on July 12, 2017, 08:59:02 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 07:02:54 PM
All food ends up mixed up in your stomach anyway.  And becomes crap as it is digested.
Yes--life is simply the journey from one toilet seat to the next.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 09:05:27 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 12, 2017, 08:59:02 PM
Yes--life is simply the journey from one toilet seat to the next.

That is why really civilized folk have luxury toilet seats! ;-)
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 13, 2017, 11:07:16 AM
Pizza is revolting and must be destroyed.

I vote nuking it from orbit.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 13, 2017, 11:16:40 AM
Quote from: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 07:04:00 PM
What?  Sliced sheep eye-balls?

Looks like bananas to me, but then I'm still trying to figure out what the hot pink strips are.


In answer to the OP not only no, but oh hell no.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: SGOS on July 13, 2017, 12:35:41 PM
At those occasional pizza buffets, they always include pineapple pizzas along with plain cheese, and occasional cheese and one kind of sausage.  I seldom see the traditional combination, and if I do there's usually just one slice left.  You do get all you can eat, but not all you can eat of the one you really want.  They can still prepare a pizza that you actually want from the normal menu, but it won't be all you can eat.  Otherwise, there's always plenty of pineapple or just plain cheese in the buffet.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Hakurei Reimu on July 13, 2017, 12:54:34 PM
I'll try that. Once. Then I'll decide if I like it.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Baruch on July 13, 2017, 01:03:40 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on July 13, 2017, 11:16:40 AM
Looks like bananas to me, but then I'm still trying to figure out what the hot pink strips are.


In answer to the OP not only no, but oh hell no.

Cut up string bikinis?
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Baruch on July 13, 2017, 01:04:50 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on July 13, 2017, 11:07:16 AM
Pizza is revolting and must be destroyed.

I vote nuking it from orbit.

Two birds with one stone ... put the pizza next to the hornets!
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Hakurei Reimu on July 13, 2017, 01:37:18 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 13, 2017, 01:04:50 PM
Two birds with one stone ... put the pizza next to the hornets!
But... but I like both. My pets... Daisy... George... Honor... :cry:
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Cavebear on July 14, 2017, 07:01:32 AM
I love fruit, but not on a pizza.  Something like pineapple doesn't go right with melted cheese for me.  But I love pizza and I love fruit.  I just want to separate them by a few minutes.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: SGOS on July 14, 2017, 07:35:34 AM
Pizza is supposed to be an Italian dish.  Well, at least all the pizza joints have name's like Mario's or Papa's so it seems Italian.  The very notion of a Hawaiian pizza is as silly as Chinese pizza.  We need to stamp out multi-culturism before it ruins the whole restaurant industry.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Cavebear on July 14, 2017, 07:39:38 AM
Quote from: SGOS on July 14, 2017, 07:35:34 AM
Pizza is supposed to be an Italian dish.  Well, at least all the pizza joints have name's like Mario's or Papa's so it seems Italian.  The very notion of a Hawaiian pizza is as silly as Chinese pizza.  We need to stamp out multi-culturism before it ruins the whole restaurant industry.

YEAH, what's next, octopus tacos on your lasagna? 
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Mike Cl on July 14, 2017, 08:45:34 AM
Quote from: SGOS on July 14, 2017, 07:35:34 AM
Pizza is supposed to be an Italian dish.  Well, at least all the pizza joints have name's like Mario's or Papa's so it seems Italian.  The very notion of a Hawaiian pizza is as silly as Chinese pizza.  We need to stamp out multi-culturism before it ruins the whole restaurant industry.
Absolutely!!
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Cavebear on July 14, 2017, 02:32:21 PM
OK, I'll gag...  ;)
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Baruch on July 15, 2017, 08:42:11 AM
Saw a humorous sushi poster once.  The most unusual sushi was called "bohunka" ... raw whale anus ;-)
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Atheon on July 15, 2017, 09:18:48 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 12, 2017, 09:26:52 AM
Liking anchovies on a pizza pretty much disqualifies you from critiquing any pizza--well, except for poi pizza.
Au contraire. Liking anchovies on pizza is the mark of a true pizza lover.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Mike Cl on July 15, 2017, 09:40:10 AM
Quote from: Atheon on July 15, 2017, 09:18:48 AM
Au contraire. Liking anchovies on pizza is the mark of a true pizza lover.
A couple of you people have wacked out taste buds!
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Cavebear on July 18, 2017, 03:26:25 AM
Pepperoni, green pepper, mushroom, can't beat that...
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Unbeliever on July 18, 2017, 07:06:35 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 09:05:27 PM
That is why really civilized folk have luxury toilet seats! ;-)
I heard Chump was very impressed by the restrooms in Europe - they have a water fountain right next to the toilet, in case you get thirsty.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Unbeliever on July 18, 2017, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on July 13, 2017, 11:07:16 AM
Pizza is revolting and must be destroyed.

I vote nuking it from orbit.
I destroy pizza every chance I get - I mangle it with my teeth! That's probably not as sure as nuking it from orbit, but it works for me...
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Unbeliever on July 18, 2017, 07:09:20 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 12, 2017, 07:04:00 PM
What?  Sliced sheep eye-balls?
I think they're kumquats, or some such similar absurdity.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Baruch on July 18, 2017, 07:10:49 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 18, 2017, 07:09:20 PM
I think they're kumquats, or some such similar absurdity.

Do you swallow? ;-)
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Unbeliever on July 18, 2017, 07:12:23 PM
I must, or I'd never generate a turd...all's well that come out well in the end.
Title: Re: Dare to give it a try?
Post by: Cavebear on July 22, 2017, 05:19:42 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 18, 2017, 07:12:23 PM
I must, or I'd never generate a turd...all's well that come out well in the end.

It depends on the pizza.  I'm good with the standards.  But I knew someone who wanted pineapple and avocado  of theirs.  We kicked him out of the carpool.