You can't make this shit up. Alex Jones is such a fucking retard.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 01, 2017, 11:30:36 PM
You can't make this shit up. Alex Jones is such a fucking retard.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
Clearly that would be in the catacombs under the Vatican ;-(
Much better would've been just ignore such accusations.
"Oh, they're denying it are they? THEN IT MUST BE TRUE!" lose, lose.
Quote from: Sal1981 on July 02, 2017, 11:13:06 AM
Much better would've been just ignore such accusations.
"Oh, they're denying it are they? THEN IT MUST BE TRUE!" lose, lose.
I think it's good to bring attention to it, to expose Alex Jones for the moron that he is. Even the most devote Republicans know how stupid this sounds. The more Alex is ridiculed, the less credibility he'll have in the eyes of the public.
Sure, the government says there's no Martian slave colony but the government did [insert bad thing] so obviously, they're lying and there is a Martian slave colony.
Do you guys believe everything the government and the mainstream media says? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
They said "There are no humans on Mars." Nothing said about a slave ring, right?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 02, 2017, 01:20:25 PM
They said "There are no humans on Mars." Nothing said about a slave ring, right?
Little, bug eyed, Martian slaves? Who are they going to sell those to? Kinda hard to keep one of them a secret. lol
No thank you. I would never have a Martian in my house.
Quote from: SGOS on July 02, 2017, 06:02:12 PM
No thank you. I would never have a Martian in my house.
Racist!!
Well, I guess a Martian would not be a 'race'--a spiciest??? Yeah--Spiciest!!!!
The worst thing is I think Jones is actually serious. I don't know what he did to his brain to become such a fucking moron, but he did it good.
Quote from: Shiranu on July 02, 2017, 08:01:13 PM
The worst thing is I think Jones is actually serious. I don't know what he did to his brain to become such a fucking moron, but he did it good.
Controlled opposition, to make the real conspiracy theories look stupid.
The smokescreen has worked. The slaves are actually on Venus.
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 02, 2017, 07:36:25 PM
Racist!!
Well, I guess a Martian would not be a 'race'--a spiciest??? Yeah--Spiciest!!!!
Nothing to do with race. They are constant chaos They grab things, screech gibberish, dial random numbers on the phone, suddenly disappear, and then they rematerialize behind you.
Quote from: SGOS on July 03, 2017, 12:01:09 PM
Nothing to do with race. They are constant chaos They grab things, screech gibberish, dial random numbers on the phone, suddenly disappear, and then they rematerialize behind you.
Oh?! Those are Martians? I thought those were grandchildren.
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 03, 2017, 02:03:56 PM
Oh?! Those are Martians? I thought those were grandchildren.
And that's why I never spawned.
Of course the "deplorables" are hard at work on the Elon Musk Mars colony. He has no love in his black heart ... so Venus was out of the question ;-)
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 01, 2017, 11:30:36 PM
You can't make this shit up. Alex Jones is such a fucking retard.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
I didn't see any mention of a pizza parlor, so at least gun nuts won't go shoot it up.
I think I'll wait 'til the movie comes out.
But it is probably a true statement. NASA would deny that there is a Martian Slave Ring. Because there isn't.
The problem is that, to many people, that makes it true.