The feminists are trying to take away your sex robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2nOsdj8dmc
OK, now let's have one about sex bots for women. Then men can pretend they are all incensed about women having sex with robots. And while were at it, let's outlaw dildos. Dildos are the number one threat to the institution of marriage. Women are the second threat. Then children.
When do we get sexbots for kaijus?
Vibrators started all this. They are EVERYWHERE! There are so many that nobody should have sore shoulders anymore! Or sore anything else. One can walk into your local Woolworth (do they have those any more??) and pick up a couple. Sexbots have been around forever. They are even featured in FO New Vegas--and mentioned in Skyrim.
Long as they leave my man-bots alone that's fine.
(http://img08.deviantart.net/fb36/i/2010/281/c/6/sorayama_boy_by_andydiehl-d30cfxp.jpg)
Does that male sex-bot play heavy metal too? ;-)
Women invent too. They invented the most awesome of all weapons, being annoying ;-) A man wouldn't dare act that way around other men, unless of course they are LBGTEUDJDHUTYE.
How many genders are there now?
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Quote from: Sal1981 on May 08, 2017, 05:10:04 AM
How many genders are there now?
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Bleventeen.
I'm more partial to sexually identifying as a zombie myself.
I'm really into brains and heavy moaning and I have very little personality.
"People of Earth!
This is God.
I need you all to be off the planet by next Friday.
I have someone interested in the property."
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2017, 08:15:28 AM
"People of Earth!
This is God.
I need you all to be off the planet by next Friday.
I have someone interested in the property."
(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder538/500x/66741538.jpg)
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/h8bvlbnlMrw/maxresdefault.jpg)
Must be a feminist .. bitchy looking ... skin on, skin off ;-)
Quote from: God on May 07, 2017, 08:41:24 AM
The feminists are trying to take away your sex robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2nOsdj8dmc
[mod]HIJIRI, YOU HAVE BEEN ON HERE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW NOT TO MAKE SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNTS.
This account is banned. Hope that it doesn't carry over to your main account.[/mod]
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 08, 2017, 10:40:47 PM
[mod]HIJIRI, YOU HAVE BEEN ON HERE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW NOT TO MAKE SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNTS.
This account is banned. Hope that it doesn't carry over to your main account.[/mod]
It was meant as a joke. Solomon challenged God to a debate, he created it to react. I don't think he meant any harm.
Then again; why am I babbling? He doesn't need me to defend him.
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on May 09, 2017, 02:55:53 AM
It was meant as a joke. Solomon challenged God to a debate, he created it to react. I don't think he meant any harm.
Then again; why am I babbling? He doesn't need me to defend him.
Alright. Didn't know the backstory. Either way, the sock account is staying banned
If you banned pantyhose accounts would you be misogynist? ;-)
Sexbots might eliminate overpopulation of the planet...
Quote from: Cavebear on May 09, 2017, 06:45:02 AM
Sexbots might eliminate overpopulation of the planet...
...and then the population of the planet.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2017, 06:48:34 AM
...and then the population of the planet.
There are risks either way...
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 09, 2017, 03:41:08 AM
Alright. Didn't know the backstory. Either way, the sock account is staying banned
How dare you ban God sir!
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 09, 2017, 03:41:08 AM
Alright. Didn't know the backstory. Either way, the sock account is staying banned
That's fine. It was kind of a dumb joke, anyway.
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on May 09, 2017, 08:30:27 AM
That's fine. It was kind of a dumb joke, anyway.
And it was obviously a forum member (wasn't that someone's current avatar to begin with)? I didn't get the impression you were trying to pull a fast one. I get more irritated when someone sucks me in with an article from The Onion.
Quote from: SGOS on May 09, 2017, 08:50:37 AM
And it was obviously a forum member (wasn't that someone's current avatar to begin with)? I didn't get the impression you were trying to pull a fast one. I get more irritated when someone sucks me in with an article from The Onion.
The Onion - sucks to be you? (the publication). The Onion is one of the only true mainline media sites.
Quote from: Cavebear on May 09, 2017, 06:45:02 AM
Sexbots might eliminate overpopulation of the planet...
Well, so would global thermonuclear war, but that's not necessarily a good thing...
(http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/0513-nuclear-bomb-oil-spill/7886233-1-eng-US/0513-nuclear-bomb-oil-spill_full_600.jpg)
Quote from: Draconic Aiur on May 09, 2017, 08:12:54 AM
How dare you ban God sir!
He resorted to a higher power...
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 09, 2017, 05:31:50 PM
He resorted to a higher power...
The Three Fates had Zeus by the nuts!
Sometimes you get Zeus by the nuts, sometimes you don't.
(https://chemoton.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/zeus-ants-and-men.jpg)
Not a good omen .. the ants were used as cannon fodder "Myrmidons" by Achilles .. who himself was almost invulnerable. Probably a discontented Myrmidon told Paris where to shoot his arrow.
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 09, 2017, 05:30:54 PM
Well, so would global thermonuclear war, but that's not necessarily a good thing...
(http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/0513-nuclear-bomb-oil-spill/7886233-1-eng-US/0513-nuclear-bomb-oil-spill_full_600.jpg)
Death of humans =/= death of planet. Get over yourselves, people.
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 09, 2017, 05:30:54 PM
Well, so would global thermonuclear war, but that's not necessarily a good thing...
(http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/0513-nuclear-bomb-oil-spill/7886233-1-eng-US/0513-nuclear-bomb-oil-spill_full_600.jpg)
There are over 6 billion of us. A little less procreation might be beneficial. It would have no direct harm to others and some benefits. A global thermonuclear war would be rather bad for most living creatures.
Put more directly, having fewer of us by natural means would be a lot easier on the living than Nuclear Winter. Ask the dinosaurs...