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Title: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on March 18, 2017, 02:44:10 PM
This is what popped up in my recommended YouTube videos today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUToUSsohRA
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 18, 2017, 11:38:45 PM
Sorry but there's no help for that.
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Cavebear on March 18, 2017, 11:47:46 PM
The internet knows more about than you know about yourself.  LOL!
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Shiranu on March 18, 2017, 11:48:54 PM
Many a night have I found myself lost on that part of YouTube...
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Cavebear on March 19, 2017, 12:11:53 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on March 18, 2017, 11:48:54 PM
Many a night have I found myself lost on that part of YouTube...

We all look up strange things.  One night  years ago, in boredom, I looked up "cartoon character porn".  It was hilarious. Then I thought "What am I DOING here" and left.  But now forever, the INTERNET knows I visited that site...
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 19, 2017, 12:34:22 PM
Haven't we all Googled "bureaucratic filcher"?
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Sal1981 on March 19, 2017, 03:47:03 PM
wat
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 20, 2017, 03:27:33 AM
So long Hijiri, we hardly knew thee.
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: SGOS on March 20, 2017, 07:23:46 AM
Sometimes when I'm bored, I tell myself I'm going to google the first thing that comes into my mind.  Sometimes, the first thing that comes to my mind is a gibberish word.  Then I go on to the second thing.  Often, nothing comes to my mind, so I had to ask myself, "OK, so is there anything you would like to know about?"  Sometimes the answer I get from my head is a casual, "No, not really..."   This is distressing.  Usually my mind seems annoyingly cluttered with stuff.  But put me in a position to sort it out, or see what some site has to say about it, and suddenly, my mind just goes blank, like maybe none of that stuff is important.  I'm beginning to think most of it isn't important.  It's just clutter.  The moral here is that one should not mistake a cluttered mind for an active mind.  You may be much more empty and shallow than you believe.
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 20, 2017, 07:36:53 AM
Try going to the Youtube home page. Endless things to help you pass some time. And once in a while you can hit a real nugget. Or a so-so nougat.
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: SGOS on March 20, 2017, 07:39:38 AM
I just did the first thing the popped into my mind:  "Do Christians like anal sex?"  Here is part of the first google page.  Apparently, there is a lot of interest in the subject of anal sex among Christians (those little devils).

QuoteGuidelines for Christian Sex | Today's Christian Woman
www.todayschristianwoman.com › 2013 › October
Questions like: Is oral sex okay? What about anal sex? Is it wrong to role play with my husband? Is it okay that my husband likes to spank me? Do you think sex ...


Oral and Anal Sex: Biblical Guidelines for Intimacy in Marriage
family.custhelp.com/.../oral-and-anal-sex%3A-biblical-guidelines-for-intimacy-in-mar...
Jul 22, 2015 - In particular, are oral and anal sex okay in a marital context? ... From the Christian standpoint, marriage is a relationship of love in ... who engage in anal sex with their husbands admit that they do not enjoy it and feel violated.


Do Christian wives have to submit to requests for anal sex by their ...
https://biblicalgenderroles.com/.../do-christian-wives-have-to-submit-to-requests-for-a...
Jun 16, 2016 - In Ephesians 5:24 the Bible commands that wives are to submit to their husbands in “everything”. Does “everything” include anal sex? Or does ...


Anal Sex | Christian Nymphos
https://christiannymphos.org/category/anal-sex/
Nov 4, 2008 - My wife and I love one another and love the Lord, and want a fulfilling love life that's pleasing ... Q: Why do you believe that anal sex isn't a sin?


Christians, Anal Sex and Anal Play - Uncovering Intimacy
uncoveringintimacy.com/christians-anal-sex-anal-play/
Jun 12, 2014 - I have had a few readers ask me to write a post on what the Bible says about anal sex, and I will write that post (I did, it's here), but I think it ...


What does the Bible say about anal sex? What is sodomy according to ...
https://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-anal-sex-sodomy.html
The reasonable presumption is that the men of Sodom wanted to have forcible anal sex with the angels. The men's homosexual lust is obvious, but again, anal ...


anal sex from a Christian perspective - Porn-free.org
www.porn-free.org/anal_sex.htm
Anal sex addressed from a Christian perspective; Is anal sex in marriage a sin? ... that marriage gives a husband and wife permission to do whatever they want ...

Is Anal Sex A Sin? - Bible Reasons
biblereasons.com/is-anal-sex-a-sin/
Feb 2, 2017 - Many believers wonder can Christians have anal sex? ... doesn't discuss anal sex between a married couple, from what the Bible does tell us ...
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Unbeliever on March 21, 2017, 05:09:06 PM
On the other hand, you can now buy "mom pants" - with plastic knee windows, so you can...what?


(https://cbsy98.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/clear-knee-mom-jeans.jpg)
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: trdsf on March 21, 2017, 06:47:52 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on March 18, 2017, 02:44:10 PM
This is what popped up in my recommended YouTube videos today.
Okay, I officially fear your viewing history.
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on March 21, 2017, 08:02:22 PM
Quote from: trdsf on March 21, 2017, 06:47:52 PM
Okay, I officially fear your viewing history.
It appeared shortly after viewing a Godzilla/Attack on Titan crossover.


Equal opportunity butt-stabber.
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Cavebear on March 22, 2017, 04:24:41 AM
KNEES...

Just kidding.  Actually, there isn't anything you can search that won't show.  The dictionaries have all the words.  But type in something unsensible like "The Knight Is climbing the chin" and you will get a hit.
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Unbeliever on March 22, 2017, 08:14:46 PM
I did google that, and I got this, among other stuff:


(http://i.imgur.com/lfejQ.png)
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: trdsf on March 23, 2017, 10:35:04 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 22, 2017, 08:14:46 PM
I did google that, and I got this, among other stuff:


(http://i.imgur.com/lfejQ.png)
Guh.  Is that one of the Puttermans?  I think Duracell defined the Uncanny Valley almost perfectly with that ad campaign.
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Baruch on April 01, 2017, 09:53:13 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on March 22, 2017, 04:24:41 AM
KNEES...

Just kidding.  Actually, there isn't anything you can search that won't show.  The dictionaries have all the words.  But type in something unsensible like "The Knight Is climbing the chin" and you will get a hit.

Absurdist poetry has you covered.
Title: Re: I've traveled too deep into the web, please help.
Post by: Shiranu on April 01, 2017, 09:57:15 PM
Quote from: trdsf on March 23, 2017, 10:35:04 AM
Guh.  Is that one of the Puttermans?  I think Duracell defined the Uncanny Valley almost perfectly with that ad campaign.

...that's Robbie Rotten, or one of his clones.