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Title: Creative ways to say
Post by: Mr.Obvious on February 20, 2017, 07:21:08 AM
Creative way to say 'you're fucked':

You got ninety-nine problems, but getting dick ain't one.
Title: Re: Creative ways to say
Post by: aitm on February 21, 2017, 08:44:20 PM
Of course I'll pay...do I look like a liar?
Title: Re: Creative ways to say
Post by: Cavebear on March 22, 2017, 04:33:11 AM
Quote from: aitm on February 21, 2017, 08:44:20 PM
Of course I'll pay...do I look like a liar?

You nailed the description of that project in that meeting, boss... 
Title: Re: Creative ways to say
Post by: fencerider on May 08, 2017, 06:44:07 PM
shit rolls downhill and you are at the bottom my friend
Title: Re: Creative ways to say
Post by: SGOS on May 08, 2017, 11:13:41 PM
Honey, we need to talk.
Title: Re: Creative ways to say
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2017, 11:19:07 PM
You'll be working with your peers from now on.
Title: Re: Creative ways to say
Post by: Cavebear on May 09, 2017, 03:23:26 AM
We are right-sizing the office.  This office is filled with lions and tigers.  You are a zebra...
Title: Re: Creative ways to say
Post by: Unbeliever on May 09, 2017, 06:04:55 PM
May the Good God be with you!
Title: Re: Creative ways to say
Post by: aitm on May 10, 2017, 11:46:31 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2017, 11:19:07 PM
You'll be working with your peers from now on.

Perfect segue, corporate sent out a memo that all supers needed their superiors approval for any time off is granted. I openly responded, " I don't have any superiors, can I ask a project manager instead, they think highly of themselves?"

That got a few guffaws from the lower caste and one furrowed eyebrow from an idiot. The big dog laughed so all was well.
Title: Re: Creative ways to say
Post by: Unbeliever on May 11, 2017, 06:08:35 PM
Hey, you'll be in great shape after breaking all those rocks!
Title: Re: Creative ways to say
Post by: Cavebear on May 12, 2017, 01:23:07 AM
Quote from: aitm on May 10, 2017, 11:46:31 AM
Perfect segue, corporate sent out a memo that all supers needed their superiors approval for any time off is granted. I openly responded, " I don't have any superiors, can I ask a project manager instead, they think highly of themselves?"

That got a few guffaws from the lower caste and one furrowed eyebrow from an idiot. The big dog laughed so all was well.

I recall an old joke.  A passenger at a train station in a small town complained to the ticketmaster.  The complaint was denied.  The passenger demanded to speak to his superior.  The ticketmaster handed him his business card, which read: 

Ticketmaster
Train Station Manager
Fire Department Chief
Police Chief
City Budget Manager
Mayor

After which he said "Sir, I have no Superiors, and damned few Equals"!