Creative way to say 'you're fucked':
You got ninety-nine problems, but getting dick ain't one.
Of course I'll pay...do I look like a liar?
Quote from: aitm on February 21, 2017, 08:44:20 PM
Of course I'll pay...do I look like a liar?
You nailed the description of that project in that meeting, boss...
shit rolls downhill and you are at the bottom my friend
Honey, we need to talk.
You'll be working with your peers from now on.
We are right-sizing the office. This office is filled with lions and tigers. You are a zebra...
May the Good God be with you!
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2017, 11:19:07 PM
You'll be working with your peers from now on.
Perfect segue, corporate sent out a memo that all supers needed their superiors approval for any time off is granted. I openly responded, " I don't have any superiors, can I ask a project manager instead, they think highly of themselves?"
That got a few guffaws from the lower caste and one furrowed eyebrow from an idiot. The big dog laughed so all was well.
Hey, you'll be in great shape after breaking all those rocks!
Quote from: aitm on May 10, 2017, 11:46:31 AM
Perfect segue, corporate sent out a memo that all supers needed their superiors approval for any time off is granted. I openly responded, " I don't have any superiors, can I ask a project manager instead, they think highly of themselves?"
That got a few guffaws from the lower caste and one furrowed eyebrow from an idiot. The big dog laughed so all was well.
I recall an old joke. A passenger at a train station in a small town complained to the ticketmaster. The complaint was denied. The passenger demanded to speak to his superior. The ticketmaster handed him his business card, which read:
Ticketmaster
Train Station Manager
Fire Department Chief
Police Chief
City Budget Manager
Mayor
After which he said "Sir, I have no Superiors, and damned few Equals"!