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Arts and Entertainment => Tell a Joke or two => Topic started by: Hijiri Byakuren on November 03, 2016, 10:00:06 PM

Title: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on November 03, 2016, 10:00:06 PM
They are known as "Surprise Butt Sects."
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 04, 2016, 06:44:10 AM
And women are raped to turn them into men. See where this is going?
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: SGOS on November 04, 2016, 05:47:18 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on November 03, 2016, 10:00:06 PM
They are known as "Surprise Butt Sects."

What??  No link?
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on November 04, 2016, 06:05:48 PM
Quote from: SGOS on November 04, 2016, 05:47:18 PM
What??  No link?
What section did I post this in? :lol:
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: SGOS on November 04, 2016, 07:23:42 PM
The section doesn't show up as far as I can tell, but I got the joke.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Cavebear on November 06, 2016, 01:36:55 AM
This seems bannable...
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on November 06, 2016, 09:11:32 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 06, 2016, 01:36:55 AM
This seems bannable...
Trust me, this is not the worst joke I've ever told on this site.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: FinalSomnia on November 07, 2016, 08:47:17 AM
It was enough for a chuckle. I don't get why everyone is so anal about it.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: SGOS on November 07, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: FinalSomnia on November 07, 2016, 08:47:17 AM
It was enough for a chuckle. I don't get why everyone is so anal about it.

It was just Cavebear, and he's new here.  I didn't see that as an unreasonable observation.  It would be bannable in some places.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on November 07, 2016, 06:53:49 PM
Who the hell told you about this? Either way, everyone viewing this thread is on the list now.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: drunkenshoe on November 09, 2016, 08:10:36 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 06, 2016, 01:36:55 AM
This seems bannable...

No, it is a joke thread in joke section. See, this is a good example why you can't be a mod here.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Cavebear on November 11, 2016, 02:23:08 AM
That wasn't much of a joke to some people.

To be technical, most of the elements of a joke were missing.  No good set up, no hint of a punchline, and then no actual punchline. 

A good joke needs to be well constructed, have a logical plot, and then a surprise ending that catches the reader by surprise and thought.  So that wasn't a joke.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: FinalSomnia on November 15, 2016, 10:10:46 AM
It had a setup, a delivery, and a bit of wordplay. That's all you really need for a joke.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 15, 2016, 10:30:56 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 11, 2016, 02:23:08 AM
That wasn't much of a joke to some people.

To be technical, most of the elements of a joke were missing.  No good set up, no hint of a punchline, and then no actual punchline. 

A good joke needs to be well constructed, have a logical plot, and then a surprise ending that catches the reader by surprise and thought.  So that wasn't a joke.

Making jokes: it's no laughing matter.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2016, 10:47:33 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 11, 2016, 02:23:08 AM
That wasn't much of a joke to some people.

To be technical, most of the elements of a joke were missing.  No good set up, no hint of a punchline, and then no actual punchline. 

A good joke needs to be well constructed, have a logical plot, and then a surprise ending that catches the reader by surprise and thought.  So that wasn't a joke.
I larf'd.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2016, 10:48:07 AM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on November 07, 2016, 06:53:49 PM
Who the hell told you about this? Either way, everyone viewing this thread is on the list now.
Are we on double-secret approbation?
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on November 16, 2016, 06:12:04 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2016, 10:48:07 AM
Are we on double-secret approbation?

SUPER double secret.

Also you will be forcibly turned gay and your family will be grinded down to make anal lube.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2016, 08:57:10 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on November 16, 2016, 06:12:04 PM
SUPER double secret.

Also you will be forcibly turned gay and your family will be grinded down to make anal lube.

Exactly what are we secreting and when did we start secreting it?

And how is Matt Damon involved?
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on November 17, 2016, 01:12:00 AM
Well it's simple you secret CLASSIFIED and Matt Damon will CLASSIFIED!
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Cavebear on November 17, 2016, 04:23:47 AM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on November 17, 2016, 01:12:00 AM
Well it's simple you secret CLASSIFIED and Matt Damon will CLASSIFIED!

Well, we simply have to declare it "Opposite Day" and then not of the opposite of the previous.  You cant be sure of anything after that.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 17, 2016, 06:02:56 AM
Just so long as Clive Owen is trying to shoot me.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Cavebear on November 17, 2016, 06:04:32 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 17, 2016, 06:02:56 AM
Just so long as Clive Owen is trying to shoot me.

And since Clinton is the President-elect, everything will be fine.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 17, 2016, 06:50:50 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 17, 2016, 06:04:32 AM
And since Clinton is the President-elect, everything will be fine.
Meanwhile, an immigrant is throwing a black family out of public housing.
Title: Re: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.
Post by: Cavebear on November 17, 2016, 07:30:53 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 17, 2016, 06:50:50 AM
Meanwhile, an immigrant is throwing a black family out of public housing.

And it is Opposite Day, so GOOD!