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Title: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on September 04, 2016, 10:33:10 PM
THIS JUST IN:  GO MICHIGAN…..GO PATRIOTS….FUCK ALL OF YOU




LET THE HATING BEGIN!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Shiranu on September 04, 2016, 10:48:36 PM
But... I am cool with the Patriots...


That said, my knowledge of football goes as such...


"What team is from Boston, New Orleans, the Pacific Northwest or Canada? I'll root for them."


Actually, now that LA has a team I would consider voting for them over the 49ers, just cause I am not a San Fran fan.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 04, 2016, 10:50:57 PM
Michiwho?

(http://alabamafootballpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/11515326-large1.jpg)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 05, 2016, 06:05:35 AM
Oh American football. I thought it was football.  :whip:

5...4..3...
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 05, 2016, 06:54:58 AM
Quote from: aitm on September 04, 2016, 10:33:10 PM
THIS JUST IN:  GO MICHIGAN…..GO PATRIOTS….FUCK ALL OF YOU
GO MICHIGAN STATE! GO COLTS! And if they don't win, GO PURDUE! GO BEARS, DOLPHINS AND GIANTS!


QuoteLET THE HATING BEGIN!
I HATE MICHIGAN! I HATE NOTRE DAME! I HATE THE PATRIOTS! I HATE THE COWBOYS!

(http://pre14.deviantart.net/7dc3/th/pre/f/2014/173/a/2/indianapolis_colts_by_beaware8-d7nhc5d.jpg)

(http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/283/files/2016/07/andrew-luck-nfl-indianapolis-colts-buffalo-bills-850x560.jpg)


(http://wallpaper.zone/img/5180861.jpg)

(http://media.mlive.com/lansing/photo/2014/08/29/-7677c166328b89e9.JPG)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 05, 2016, 07:00:04 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 05, 2016, 06:05:35 AM
Oh American football. I thought it was football.  :whip:

5...4..3...
The difference being, this one is played by MEN. :raspberries:
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 05, 2016, 07:31:13 AM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on September 05, 2016, 07:00:04 AM
The difference being, this one is played by MEN. :raspberries:

:lol: Yeah and the other is called soccer...still not what we billions of people call football. Gender doesn't matter.  :tongue:
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mr. Pibb on September 05, 2016, 08:33:58 AM
Football isn't too big in these parts.  We are the perennial door mat of the Big 10 but almost beat Michigan last year in double overtime.  :shocked:

                                                                                                            (http://i3.cpcache.com/product/319928700/ann_arbor_is_a_crack_whore_oval_decal.jpg?width=225&height=225&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D)


                                                                                            (https://cdn-img-2.wanelo.com/p/e64/beb/dc9/65051c4d53c5f5b247e0b3b/x354-q80.jpg)

Feeling a bit conflicted about the win by my alma mater over Notre Dame last night. :confuse:
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 05, 2016, 09:05:55 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 05, 2016, 07:31:13 AM
:lol: Yeah and the other is called soccer...still not what we billions of people call football.
My brother-in-law didn't believe me, when I told him a few years ago, that soccer was called football by the majority of the world. :what:

Quote from: drunkenshoeGender doesn't matter.  :tongue:
It's not even about gender. For the sake of the intention of the remark, let me be clear: all men are not MEN; as in able to play for the NFL. You have to be tough. Some of those fuckers are HUGE, and hit you HARD: hence "MEN."  :hand:
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 05, 2016, 09:10:58 AM
Quote from: Mr. Pibb on September 05, 2016, 08:33:58 AM
Football isn't too big in these parts.  We are the perennial door mat of the Big 10 but almost beat Michigan last year in double overtime.  :shocked:
I saw that game.

Quote from: Mr. PibbFeeling a bit conflicted about the win by my alma mater over Notre Dame last night. :confuse:
Dude! I was DELIGHTED!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 05, 2016, 09:17:52 AM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on September 05, 2016, 09:05:55 AM
My brother-in-law didn't believe me, when I told him a few years ago, that soccer was called football by the majority of the world. :what:

OW :lol:

QuoteIt's not even about gender. For the sake of the intention of the remark, let me be clear: all men are not MEN; as in able to play for the NFL. You have to be tough. Some of those fuckers are HUGE, and hit you HARD: hence "MEN."  :hand:

Men and size and hardness and toughness and... I'll leave you to Dr. Freud.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Baruch on September 05, 2016, 09:43:02 AM
USC Trojan players, don't get coeds pregnant ;-)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Shiranu on September 05, 2016, 09:46:38 AM
Oh, does college football count?

LETS GO BOBCATS! EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!


(That's how it goes, right?)


(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Texas_State_Bobcats_Primary_Athletic_Logo.png)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 05, 2016, 09:54:12 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 05, 2016, 09:17:52 AM
Men and size and hardness and toughness and... I'll leave you to Dr. Freud.
Good one. :agreenod: Only I wrote it with full awareness of the connotation, so it doesn't need to be attributed to my subconscious.

Besides those words are as much about non-sexual dominance, as they are about sex, Doc. Sometimes a guy puts his hand between another guys legs to grab...a football.  :what:
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mr. Pibb on September 05, 2016, 10:05:51 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 05, 2016, 09:46:38 AM
Oh, does college football count?

LETS GO BOBCATS! EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!


(That's how it goes, right?)


(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Texas_State_Bobcats_Primary_Athletic_Logo.png)
Southwest Texas State is undefeated after their triple overtime win over Ohio on Saturday. Gratz.  The Sun Belt Conference has a team with one of the coolest names in the NCAA.  The Idaho Vandals. 
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: chill98 on September 05, 2016, 10:43:27 AM
I don't pay attention to college but

Patriots???

Bleh.  Boo even.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Shiranu on September 05, 2016, 11:21:40 AM
Quote from: Mr. Pibb on September 05, 2016, 10:05:51 AM
Southwest Texas State is undefeated after their triple overtime win over Ohio on Saturday. Gratz.  The Sun Belt Conference has a team with one of the coolest names in the NCAA.  The Idaho Vandals. 

I feel really stupid... I have yet to go to a Cats game, and really considered going to that game before talking myself out of it ( American football bores me, would only go for the atmosphere).

My tuition pays for the tickets, so it's not like it would have even cost me anything :(.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 05, 2016, 12:41:06 PM
YEAH! Football! YEAH!

LET'S DO THIS!

(https://images.voetbalkrant.com/full/70/70334.jpg)

What?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on September 05, 2016, 04:31:46 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 05, 2016, 12:41:06 PM
YEAH! Football! YEAH!

LET'S DO THIS!

(https://images.voetbalkrant.com/full/70/70334.jpg)



What?

I'll give soccer players their due, they can run forever, best physical shape of all sports….course they also fall over and scream like little girls when someone gets to close to them…and lord help them if they actually get hit..fucksaks they need a surgeon on the field.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 05, 2016, 04:34:04 PM
Quote from: aitm on September 05, 2016, 04:31:46 PM
I'll give football players their due, they can run forever, best physical shape of all sports….course they also fall over and scream like little girls when someone gets to close to them…and lord help them if they actually get hit..fucksaks they need a surgeon on the field.

FIFY ;)

And yeah, they do. 100% correct
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Shiranu on September 05, 2016, 08:00:26 PM
To be fair, women's football (for the most part) does not have diving like mens, nor does the Iceland men's team (those dudes are badass :D). My favorite moment from the women's world cup was when Hamdoui had her nose busted and she kept on playing till the ref finally got her to get off the field. They were taking too long to clean it off her, so she just ripped her jersey off and demanded a new one.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on September 05, 2016, 08:17:49 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 05, 2016, 08:00:26 PM
To be fair, women's football (for the most part) does not have diving like mens, nor does the Iceland men's team (those dudes are badass :D). My favorite moment from the women's world cup was when Hamdoui had her nose busted and she kept on playing till the ref finally got her to get off the field. They were taking too long to clean it off her, so she just ripped her jersey off and demanded a new one.
My favorite women's football league is full on tackle with pads (and bikini's) --Legends Football League (was Lingerie Football League--more descriptive.) Yeah, I've watched a game or two.  Nothing like watching a defensive back running down a halfback by grabbing onto her bikini bottoms.  :))))
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on September 05, 2016, 08:29:01 PM
And oh, yeah--Green Bay all the way!!!  And Oregon, too!!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 05, 2016, 11:14:46 PM
OSU (Ohio State) and THE BENGALS!
Michigan sucks..
By the way,  OSU beat Bowling Green (yeah, big fucking deal, right) 77-10.. Almost like the NFL vs your little sister..
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 06, 2016, 01:41:09 AM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on September 05, 2016, 09:54:12 AM
Good one. :agreenod: Only I wrote it with full awareness of the connotation, so it doesn't need to be attributed to my subconscious.

I was trying to be funny, should have added a face,lol.

QuoteBesides those words are as much about non-sexual dominance, as they are about sex, Doc. Sometimes a guy puts his hand between another guys legs to grab...a football.  :what:

Aha Rrepression! Rationalisation! And don't talk back to Dr. Freud. It's futile. (Making fun of psychoanalysis)

Now lie down, tell me when you started to play ball with your friends. :eyes: (Making fun of playing ball and...er..balls? :P )

Mwah.



Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 06, 2016, 06:09:49 AM
QuoteI was trying to be funny, should have added a face,lol.
That's why I said, "Good one!"  :agreenod: Meaning good Joke. :histerical:
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 06, 2016, 06:57:23 AM
Just out of curiosity, have you ever watched American football, Shoe?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 06, 2016, 07:07:18 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 05, 2016, 12:41:06 PM
YEAH! Football! YEAH!

LET'S DO THIS!

(https://images.voetbalkrant.com/full/70/70334.jpg)

What?
Not THAT!

THIS!
(http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/pg-photo/2014/01/04/0ap2000000309114/chiefs-colts-football-andrew-luck.jpg)

And that's just the quarterback.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 06, 2016, 07:18:36 AM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on September 06, 2016, 07:07:18 AM
Not THAT!

THIS!
(http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/pg-photo/2014/01/04/0ap2000000309114/chiefs-colts-football-andrew-luck.jpg)

And that's just the quarterback.

Why are those rugby-players wearing helmets though? Are they special needs?

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/avatar_5d1bcff37669_128.png)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 06, 2016, 07:28:46 AM
Now RUGBY is a MAN's sport too! But I don't know if the players are as massive as some NFL players.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 11, 2016, 11:11:30 AM
Season opener: Lions at Colts - Today at 3:25 Central Time.

Bears at Colt's - noon on October 9th. Northwest Indiana will be an NFL civil-war. I was the first Colts fan, in a family of Bears fans. I'm still in the minority, but I have a few in-laws to celebrate with now.
:grilling:
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 11, 2016, 01:04:58 PM
It's 9-11 today peoples.. Time to pretend that you're patrioticer than the people who aren't as patrioticer than you because YOU put football ahead of family, friends, country and cottage cheese..  When I grow up I want to be a 43rd responder.. That 1st responder stuff is old news. You just never hear about 43rd responders..   
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Shiranu on September 11, 2016, 03:40:56 PM
As someone who grew up in the capital of Football, I can say without a doubt that it is one of the most boring sports known to man, right behind golf and air rifle. Seriously... every 5 seconds you have to take 20 minutes till you can play for 5 more seconds? No thanks.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 11, 2016, 08:15:42 PM
If I saw a baseball thread on here, I would ignore it, rather than post how much I hate baseball. But that's just me.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 11, 2016, 08:33:50 PM
QuoteFootball
You mean Handegg?

(http://terranova.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c022953ef017ee88869ef970d-800wi)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Shiranu on September 11, 2016, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on September 11, 2016, 08:15:42 PM
If I saw a baseball thread on here, I would ignore it, rather than post how much I hate baseball. But that's just me.

Well obviously... Unlike American football, baseball isn't complete shit.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mr. Pibb on September 11, 2016, 09:24:00 PM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on September 11, 2016, 11:11:30 AM
Season opener: Lions at Colts - Today at 3:25 Central Time.

Bears at Colt's - noon on October 9th. Northwest Indiana will be an NFL civil-war. I was the first Colts fan, in a family of Bears fans. I'm still in the minority, but I have a few in-laws to celebrate with now.
:grilling:

Haha! I'm the last Bears fan in family of Colts fans.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 12, 2016, 05:16:27 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 11, 2016, 08:35:21 PM
Well obviously... Unlike American football, baseball isn't complete shit.
Baseball is good for one thing: background noise when I'm sleeping.

In NFL football, the reason they pause for 35 seconds after each play, is to get set-up for the next one. It's a little like chess, that way. It's not the monotonous, kicking back and forth, that seldom seems to get the team anywhere.

NFL is the most entertaining sport I've seen.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 12, 2016, 05:32:18 AM
Quote from: Mr. Pibb on September 11, 2016, 09:24:00 PM
Haha! I'm the last Bears fan in family of Colts fans.
I feel your pain!

You're a Notre Dame fan too, right? My favorite college team, Michigan State, plays them at Notre Dame next weekend.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Brian37 on September 12, 2016, 04:41:58 PM
Bu
Quote from: aitm on September 04, 2016, 10:33:10 PM
THIS JUST IN:  GO MICHIGAN…..GO PATRIOTS….FUCK ALL OF YOU




LET THE HATING BEGIN!

B
Quote from: aitm on September 04, 2016, 10:33:10 PM
THIS JUST IN:  GO MICHIGAN…..GO PATRIOTS….FUCK ALL OF YOU




LET THE HATING BEGIN!
Quote from: aitm on September 04, 2016, 10:33:10 PM
THIS JUST IN:  GO MICHIGAN…..GO PATRIOTS….FUCK ALL OF YOU




LET THE HATING BEGIN!

Buckeyes beaaaatch! Go Skins!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Brian37 on September 12, 2016, 04:43:11 PM
How the fuck did I manage a triple post in one post? Anywho GO BUCKEYES FUCK MICHIGAN, GO SKINS!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: hrdlr110 on September 13, 2016, 08:35:24 PM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on September 05, 2016, 06:54:58 AM
GO MICHIGAN STATE! GO COLTS! And if they don't win, GO PURDUE! GO BEARS, DOLPHINS AND GIANTS!

I HATE MICHIGAN! I HATE NOTRE DAME! I HATE THE PATRIOTS! I HATE THE COWBOYS!

(http://pre14.deviantart.net/7dc3/th/pre/f/2014/173/a/2/indianapolis_colts_by_beaware8-d7nhc5d.jpg)

(http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/283/files/2016/07/andrew-luck-nfl-indianapolis-colts-buffalo-bills-850x560.jpg)


(http://wallpaper.zone/img/5180861.jpg)

(http://media.mlive.com/lansing/photo/2014/08/29/-7677c166328b89e9.JPG)


The colts have, by far, the best uniforms in the league!!! (Imo, and the only one that matters)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on September 13, 2016, 08:38:40 PM
Michigan won…Pats won….fuck you all…..carry on…LOLOL
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 13, 2016, 09:11:42 PM
Quote from: hrdlr110 on September 13, 2016, 08:35:24 PM
The colts have, by far, the best uniforms in the league!!! (Imo, and the only one that matters)
Yeah, but Falcons have the best helmets. For college though, I like the Oregon Ducks uniforms.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 15, 2016, 05:13:46 PM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on September 06, 2016, 06:57:23 AM
Just out of curiosity, have you ever watched American football, Shoe?

No, I haven't. I'd like to learn about baseball though, not that one.

E:

I posted before seeing the below post. :lol:

Quote from: Solomon Zorn on September 11, 2016, 08:15:42 PM
If I saw a baseball thread on here, I would ignore it, rather than post how much I hate baseball. But that's just me.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: hrdlr110 on September 15, 2016, 06:51:34 PM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on September 13, 2016, 09:11:42 PM
Yeah, but Falcons have the best helmets. For college though, I like the Oregon Ducks uniforms.

Yes, ducks have killer uniforms.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: hrdlr110 on September 15, 2016, 07:00:18 PM
Quote from: hrdlr110 on September 15, 2016, 06:51:34 PM
Yes, ducks have killer uniforms.

Woohoo! Satan level! Only took me 7 years.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: hrdlr110 on September 15, 2016, 07:01:09 PM
Rats, I'm back to algae!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Baruch on September 15, 2016, 07:09:48 PM
Quote from: hrdlr110 on September 15, 2016, 07:01:09 PM
Rats, I'm back to algae!

Don't knock photosynthesis ;-)

Shoe ... American baseball didn't translate to television as well as American football did.  That and as I understand the generation prior to mine ... going to the baseball park was an Americana happening that is missed.  Pretty soon we will un-congregate around our separate I-shit and not interact with each other at all ;-(
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mr. Pibb on September 15, 2016, 11:29:03 PM
Quote from: hrdlr110 on September 15, 2016, 06:51:34 PM
Yes, ducks have killer uniforms.
Yeah, but which ones? Last year they used 10 different uniforms in 15 games.  The also add 2 new uniforms for their Spring game and another if they go Bowling.  As of last year Oregon could field something like 17,200 different uniforms if they mixed and matched, enough so they could wear a new uniform for every game until the year 3344.  Such is life, I guess, when Nike uses your team to try out new uniform designs and Disney allows the use of Donald Duck as a mascot.   
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 16, 2016, 08:18:58 AM
Quote from: meJust out of curiosity, have you ever watched American football, Shoe?
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 15, 2016, 05:13:46 PM
No, I haven't.
I just started watching it, with any regularity, about 15 years ago. now, I'd be embarrassed to admit how many hours of football I watch, every week, this time of year.

I think you might enjoy it.  Maybe you could catch one of the London games, the NFL does once a season, on TV. It's a lot like chess, in a way, only a lot more physical.

Quote from: drunkenshoeI'd like to learn about baseball though, not that one.
You might find it boring. It's very slow paced, compared with most sports. I compare it to golf, although I enjoy golf a little more than baseball.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 16, 2016, 08:31:34 AM
You remind me Sol, we should play another game of chess sometime.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 16, 2016, 08:58:36 AM
Definitely...one of these days.  :agreenod:
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 16, 2016, 09:21:07 AM
I love this video. Jokes aside. When I first saw baseball the first time that was my reaction without knowing anything 'oh this is different than others'. I was a child.

And you know what, he is right. But then bastard was usually right a lot,lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIkqNiBASfI
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 16, 2016, 01:40:23 PM
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing! :histerical:
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Baruch on September 16, 2016, 05:32:26 PM
Anyone see Robin Williams do his Drunk Scotsman routine, during which he describes golf?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcnFbCCgTo4
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 17, 2016, 05:07:33 PM
Spartans play the Irish tonight. Excuse me while I relieve myself...

(http://juniordsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/nd-toilet.png)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on September 18, 2016, 08:52:11 AM
Michigan won…but they don't look like a top ten team at all. Maybe about 18 right now.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 18, 2016, 10:17:52 AM
Bama is playing like they usually do which is at the level of their opponents. I'll be surprised if they hold onto the number one spot after scraping out a win over Ole Miss in a back and forth game. I'm not sure that will be a bad thing though. They seem to want it more when they aren't ranked number one. I am looking forward to two or three years from now if Hurt can stay healthy. Saban has never started a true freshman quarterback until this year. The kid is going to be really good with a couple of years of experience under his belt.

And how about Louisville? They are real this year.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 18, 2016, 11:47:05 AM
Spartans won!  :whoo:

Colts play Broncos today.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on September 18, 2016, 05:56:44 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on September 18, 2016, 10:17:52 AM
And how about Louisville? They are real this year.

Yeah, after watching that game I knew Michigan was not ready to be in the top fifteen, Louisville is a bad mother fucker there.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 18, 2016, 08:38:16 PM
Quote from: aitm on September 18, 2016, 05:56:44 PM
Louisville is a bad mother fucker there.

(http://i.imgur.com/XSzCvj2.png)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Baruch on September 18, 2016, 08:46:51 PM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on September 18, 2016, 11:47:05 AM
Spartans won!  :whoo:

Colts play Broncos today.

Broncos showed a little more savy this week than last ... the win had less to do with luck.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Shiranu on September 18, 2016, 08:50:18 PM
Very ugly win by Spurs to day. Same to see the Black Cats go out there looking to injure people rather than play actual football. I use to respect them for regional reasons, but fuck them. Hopefully Kane, Dembele and Dier's injuries aren't too bad.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 19, 2016, 05:09:48 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 11, 2016, 03:40:56 PM
As someone who grew up in the capital of Football, I can say without a doubt that it is one of the most boring sports known to man, right behind golf and air rifle. Seriously... every 5 seconds you have to take 20 minutes till you can play for 5 more seconds? No thanks.
Yup, it's official. Texans think they're at the epicenter of everything. Capital of Football is Texas? That must explain why the pro football hall of fame is in Canton, Texas.. Oh wait..it's in OHIO, the capital of football..
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 19, 2016, 05:12:18 AM
Cincinnati played the obligatory loss to the Squeelers.. of course the arguably best two players for Cincinnati didn't play..
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 19, 2016, 05:16:51 AM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on September 16, 2016, 08:18:58 AM
I just started watching it, with any regularity, about 15 years ago. now, I'd be embarrassed to admit how many hours of football I watch, every week, this time of year.

I think you might enjoy it.  Maybe you could catch one of the London games, the NFL does once a season, on TV. It's a lot like chess, in a way, only a lot more physical.
You might find it boring. It's very slow paced, compared with most sports. I compare it to golf, although I enjoy golf a little more than baseball.
Being from the land of the Cubbies no wonder you find baseball to be boring, but take faith, the Cubs for the first time since the Teddy Roosevelt administration have the best record in baseball this season. I can't believe I'm rooting for the Cubs to win the world series..After this season I'll be back to rooting for the last place Reds to not suck nearly as much.   
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on September 25, 2016, 02:29:53 PM
Indianapolis Colts play in London next week. They're up against their weakest division-rivals, the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Shiranu on September 25, 2016, 02:44:37 PM
Worked the Texas State - UH game yesterday. We lost 3-64.

Walking through the tunnels, the Houston boys are fucking beasts... not one of them looked "large" like alot of football players, they looked "Tall as fuck and ripped like a Greek god". I see why they are number 6 in the nation.

On the bright side, I apparently know about half of the Strutters (cheerleaders)... next time I work, I might try to get a Hugh Hefner-esque picture with them in uniform...
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on September 25, 2016, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 25, 2016, 02:44:37 PM

On the bright side, I apparently know about half of the Strutters (cheerleaders)... next time I work, I might try to get a Hugh Hefner-esque picture with them in uniform...

we will hold you to that.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on September 25, 2016, 08:33:34 PM
BTW;….Michigan wins again..and New England slaps the shit outa some other team with a rookie qb and half the offense on vacation.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mr. Pibb on September 25, 2016, 10:21:43 PM
Anybody catch Odell Beckham Jr's temper tantrum highlight reel?  I know children that don't put on such impressive displays of immaturity.  By children I mean 7-8 year old kids.  He was repeatedly banging his head against a medical cart, hit a kicking net that flew back and smacked him in the face, screamed and yelled on the sideline before breaking out in tears.  Someone get this "man" a pacifier and put him down for a nap before he seriously hurts himself or someone else.

(https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7163263/beckrage.0.gif)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Baruch on September 25, 2016, 11:23:23 PM
Quote from: Mr. Pibb on September 25, 2016, 10:21:43 PM
Anybody catch Odell Beckham Jr's temper tantrum highlight reel?  I know children that don't put on such impressive displays of immaturity.  By children I mean 7-8 year old kids.  He was repeatedly banging his head against a medical cart, hit a kicking net that flew back and smacked him in the face, screamed and yelled on the sideline before breaking out in tears.  Someone get this "man" a pacifier and put him down for a nap before he seriously hurts himself or someone else.

(https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7163263/beckrage.0.gif)

It is the Jr on his jersey.  If it said Beckham Sr ... he would have acted more mature ;-)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 26, 2016, 07:33:09 AM
Just read that LSU fired Les Miles after their loss to Auburn on Saturday. Can't say that I'm surprised even though most schools would love to feild teams with with the numbers his have put up.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Draconic Aiur on September 26, 2016, 04:18:52 PM
Quote from: aitm on September 04, 2016, 10:33:10 PM
THIS JUST IN:  GO MICHIGAN…..GO PATRIOTS….FUCK ALL OF YOU




LET THE HATING BEGIN!

Football sucks
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 02, 2016, 09:03:59 AM
Anybody see Clemson linebacker Ben Boulware put Louisville quarterback Lamar Jackson in a rear naked choke during the game last night? The refs apparently didn't so there was no penalty, but everyone watching the game on TV did. IMO behavior like this goes beyond poor sportsmanship verging on the realm of criminal. It's the kind of thing the NCAA should impose penalties for after the game. A couple of weeks sitting out the game might discourage this type of behavior in the future.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: drunkenshoe on October 02, 2016, 09:46:38 AM
Quote from: aitm on September 25, 2016, 08:32:05 PM
we will hold you to that.

He keeps saying things like that but then he didn't even thank me for the naked pics I have sent. Rude.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on October 02, 2016, 03:30:08 PM
Colts blew it in front of the Brits. Wasn't Luck's fault. He threw well enough, but there were a lot of dropped passes, and the offensive line let him get sacked repeatedly. Plus half the defensive starters are injured.
:sob:

Andrew Luck grew up in London, by the way
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on October 02, 2016, 04:40:01 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 02, 2016, 09:46:38 AM
He keeps saying things like that but then he didn't even thank me for the naked pics I have sent. Rude.

Naked pics of Rosanne Barr not only do not count but subtract valid points from the scant pics you have sent of the sea with some gal in the sunlight pretending to do yoga. Really Shoe……I am highly disappointed. I mean after the pics I sent you of me…..sheesh…..
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on October 02, 2016, 04:45:35 PM
Michigan won,,though not pretty, certainly not a top 10 team. Pats got whipped behind a rookie QB…it's okay though…TB12 is back now…life goes on.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on October 11, 2016, 11:23:41 AM
Oh yeah.....Michigan 78-0 over some other team whom I will not even bother to mention. Brady is back. Pats win easy. I shall enjoy at least one more week of lording it over you losers.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 11, 2016, 04:18:01 PM
and Carolina is off to a 1-4 start. Who saw that one coming?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Cavebear on October 11, 2016, 05:48:52 PM
Oh OK, I'll throw a post in for The Washington Redskins and Univ of MD in Big 10..  Not that I actually care much.  What's the logic in being a Homie?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on October 11, 2016, 07:54:22 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on October 11, 2016, 05:48:52 PM
Oh OK, I'll throw a post in for The Washington Redskins and Univ of MD in Big 10..  Not that I actually care much.  What's the logic in being a Homie?
Logic??? :))  None that I see.  After all, fan is short for fanatic.  I am a Yankees fan (atic) and have been for most of my life.  I am from Oregon and have never been to Yankee Stadium.  But I root for them in every game.  No logic there.    I think I like sports because logic does not usually apply.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Cavebear on October 19, 2016, 11:01:53 AM
LOL!  I started following the Yankees in 1961 when they fell into the worst seasons of the franchise history.  Then I got moved to a Baltimore suburb and I HATED the Orioles.  My definition of a good baseball year was when the Yankees did better than the Orioles.  Never been a good "Homie".

Then moved near Washingtom DC the year the team left towm.  Life is cruel!  Could be a "homie" even when I wanted to be.

So, I've been thrilled with the Washington Nationals for 11 years.  They lost the playoffs agai, but they get better every year.  One day...  LOL!

And the Washington football team is doing well (I don't like the name).  4 wins in a row.  Maybe they have something going in the middle of the league and ca be exciting.

Maybe I will finally become a "Homie".  ;)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 19, 2016, 12:09:19 PM
and last year's 15 and 1 NFC champions the Carolina Panthers fall to 1 and 5 so far this year. 2015 MVP Cam Newton was in as bad a mood at the post game press conference after their most recent loss as he was after losing to the Broncos in the Super Bowl.


Roll Tide! BTW... 
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on October 19, 2016, 12:51:23 PM
Aaron Rogers looks lost. Even though his numbers still are better than 60% of the QB. Maybe its because he has to use balls with the legal weight now, (he liked his over pressure)

Pats won again. The big triangle of death comes for you...Brady, Gronk, Bennett.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Baruch on October 19, 2016, 09:30:11 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on October 19, 2016, 12:09:19 PM
and last year's 15 and 1 NFC champions the Carolina Panthers fall to 1 and 5 so far this year. 2015 MVP Cam Newton was in as bad a mood at the post game press conference after their most recent loss as he was after losing to the Broncos in the Super Bowl.


Roll Tide! BTW...

It seems they all want to gang up on Cam, and give him enough injuries to shorten his career.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Cavebear on October 22, 2016, 01:26:10 AM
Quote from: aitm on October 19, 2016, 12:51:23 PM
Aaron Rogers looks lost. Even though his numbers still are better than 60% of the QB. Maybe its because he has to use balls with the legal weight now, (he liked his over pressure)

Pats won again. The big triangle of death comes for you...Brady, Gronk, Bennett.

They won't last forever.  Then it will be other team's turn.    Not even specifying my local one.  LOL!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: trdsf on October 22, 2016, 01:30:19 AM
Football?  Oh, that.  Wake me when the Browns go to the Superbowl.

(prepares to sleep for a very long time...)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Cavebear on October 22, 2016, 01:41:21 AM
Quote from: trdsf on October 22, 2016, 01:30:19 AM
Football?  Oh, that.  Wake me when the Browns go to the Superbowl.

(prepares to sleep for a very long time...)

Wake me when the Washington team gets there, LOL!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on October 22, 2016, 02:20:53 PM
Quote from: trdsf on October 22, 2016, 01:30:19 AM
Football?  Oh, that.  Wake me when the Browns go to the Superbowl.

(prepares to sleep for a very long time...)
Rip van winkle???
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: trdsf on October 22, 2016, 06:00:54 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 22, 2016, 02:20:53 PM
Rip van winkle???
That was just a catnap.  :D
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Cavebear on October 22, 2016, 09:32:52 PM
Are you more maybe thinking of the Cubs and the World Series?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on October 23, 2016, 08:16:51 PM
IT pains me to mention that both Michigan and New England won again…….One more week to lord over you…..LOLOLOLL bitches…….
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 23, 2016, 08:39:43 PM
and you're still just number 2...
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on October 24, 2016, 09:03:23 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on October 23, 2016, 08:39:43 PM
and you're still just number 2...
I don't think were a top 5 team. By the end of the year, if we win them all, then maybe.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 24, 2016, 01:14:11 PM
Bengals beat the Browns, no big deal, but the catch AJ Green made in the game counts as a super bowl win all by itself. https://youtu.be/oS4Z6LEryvk
I'd trade winning games all day if I got to see those types of catches 3 times every game..
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Cavebear on October 26, 2016, 02:50:56 AM
University of Maryland - The best mediocre football team in The Big 10!
Title: Stadiums in America
Post by: drunkenshoe on October 30, 2016, 04:31:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_2388749573&feature=iv&src_vid=Mq785nJ0FXQ&v=xcwJt4bcnXs

Make them pay! Make them pay!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 30, 2016, 01:58:46 PM
Bengals and Deadskins tied in London in overtime.. Gee you Brits get to watch all our lousy teams play terrible.. Next were the going to start an expansion election in  London..  You get Trump..
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on October 30, 2016, 05:18:18 PM
I am almost embarrassed to keep repeating myself but………Michigan and Pats win again…suffer bitches…I know I know,,,but think how much you will enjoy laughing at me when we lose….LOLOLOL…like that will happen…

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON……..
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Cavebear on October 31, 2016, 03:56:00 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on October 30, 2016, 01:58:46 PM
Bengals and Deadskins tied in London in overtime.. Gee you Brits get to watch all our lousy teams play terrible.. Next were the going to start an expansion election in  London..  You get Trump..

Any day when the Deadskins don't actually LOSE is a good day!  ;)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on November 06, 2016, 07:41:41 AM
In early cause New England has a bye week, but Meeecheegan stomped pour Maryland, I won't post the score out of respect but we still unbeaten……..
















bitches.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Cavebear on November 06, 2016, 07:56:57 AM
If the Deadskins beat the Cowkids  once a year, it is GOOD!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on November 06, 2016, 01:11:00 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 06, 2016, 07:56:57 AM
If the Deadskins beat the Cowkids  once a year, it is GOOD!
Actually it is only a good year if the Giants beatup on both of them!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on November 12, 2016, 11:31:23 PM
okay....pile on..I gave you lots of ammo....sheesh Iowa?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on November 13, 2016, 11:43:07 PM
well...sumabitch...lost both in one weekend......oh well......

fuck you anyway bitches.....
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on November 20, 2016, 08:25:58 PM
So meechigan won again and so did New England......I am BACK....bitches.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on November 27, 2016, 07:34:19 PM
Meechigan gave Ohio the game but The Pats won..again….so you have to suffer for at least one more week….bitches.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 27, 2016, 08:58:59 PM
We're rooting for top draft picks for the bungles..right now WE'RE NUMBER TWENTY SEVEN!  WE'RE NUMBER TWENTY SEVEN!  WE'RE NUMBER TWENTY SEVEN!  We're also rooting for team owner Mike Brown to die and Marvin Lewis to get fired.. GO TEAM!   
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 27, 2016, 09:00:43 PM
Oh wait..OHIO STATE WON? WELL I'LL BE DARNED..
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Cavebear on November 28, 2016, 01:26:47 AM
All local teams are begging for low level bowls and NCAA 64 team invites.  Except the U of MD women's basketball team who are always in the top 10.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 28, 2016, 11:45:31 AM
Quote from: aitm on November 27, 2016, 07:34:19 PM
Meechigan gave Ohio the game but The Pats won..again….so you have to suffer for at least one more week….bitches.
Gotta love those bitter tears of defeat from Harbaugh after the game. Of course it wasn't that OSU won the game..it was the refs.. of course the refs because Harbaugh's are infalable and nobody can beat a harbaugh team without cheating.. lol
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 11, 2016, 04:14:23 PM
Yey..Bengals beat the Browns! Of course everyone beats the Browns, but a win is a win is a win..
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 11, 2016, 05:03:23 PM
Army beat Navy. That's twice this century. I'm impressed.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on January 07, 2017, 01:30:03 PM
Coming down to the last few weeks. So any guesses?

I really think anything is possible this year.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on January 07, 2017, 02:25:24 PM
Quote from: aitm on January 07, 2017, 01:30:03 PM
Coming down to the last few weeks. So any guesses?

I really think anything is possible this year.
Giants and Steelers  Super Bowl.  Of course, since I said it, it will not happen.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: PopeyesPappy on January 07, 2017, 05:51:06 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on January 07, 2017, 02:25:24 PM
Giants and Steelers  Super Bowl.  Of course, since I said it, it will not happen.

Dallas and New England will probably have something to say about that. They may not both make it, but I'd bet money at least one of them does.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on January 07, 2017, 06:28:00 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on January 07, 2017, 05:51:06 PM
Dallas and New England will probably have something to say about that. They may not both make it, but I'd bet money at least one of them does.
Now if we are talking money, I'd say Dallas vs NE. 
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on January 16, 2017, 11:46:01 PM
Dallas is out :clap:

It's probably Pats and Packers, and I'll root for Packers.

But if the Steelers manage to steal it, I'll root for Pittsburgh.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on January 17, 2017, 09:29:55 AM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on January 16, 2017, 11:46:01 PM
Dallas is out :clap:

It's probably Pats and Packers, and I'll root for Packers.

But if the Steelers manage to steal it, I'll root for Pittsburgh.
I hope you are right.  But my gut tells me that it will be Pit and Atlanta.  I see Atl defense as better than Dallas' and their offense has broken scoring records.  As a cheesehead, I'd love to see the Pack in the Super bowl--but my gut tells me that Atl will be too much for them. 
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 20, 2017, 02:42:42 AM
My teams are all out of it. Here's how it works. Once MY team(s) are eliminated the season officially stops to exist. Those other games still going on?  You're hallucinating. They don't actually happen at all. Seek professional help.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on January 23, 2017, 06:20:08 PM
Oh my Pats going to the SB. Gonna be tough. Falcons beat the crap outa the Packers so this could go anyway. But.......
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on January 23, 2017, 10:49:14 PM
Quote from: aitm on January 23, 2017, 06:20:08 PM
Oh my Pats going to the SB. Gonna be tough. Falcons beat the crap outa the Packers so this could go anyway. But.......
As a good Amrcan and cheesehead.......the Pack lost........I'm taking my toys and going the fuck home!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: PopeyesPappy on January 24, 2017, 06:56:18 AM
It would be nice to see Atlanta win a Superbowl before I die of old age. Not holding my breath though.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 24, 2017, 07:13:41 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on January 24, 2017, 06:56:18 AM
It would be nice to see Atlanta win a Superbowl before I die of old age. Not holding my breath though.

Best not. That would drastically diminish their window of opportunity.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on January 24, 2017, 08:20:08 AM
Atlanta.

Because they have the best helmets in the league.

(https://www.pthelmets.com/nfl.ht28.jpg)

Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on January 24, 2017, 11:16:12 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on January 24, 2017, 06:56:18 AM
It would be nice to see Atlanta win a Superbowl before I die of old age. Not holding my breath though.
Not the fuck after what they did to the Packers!!  I hope all you falcoon fans eat shit and die!!!!!  Okay, with that rant out of the way, I guess I'll have to admit I'm rooting for them against the Trump backer, Brady!!!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on January 24, 2017, 01:21:53 PM
My city's sports team is relevant for once!
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/cf/04/dfcf047677188f55e4c30516a4c39de0.jpg)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: chill98 on February 05, 2017, 02:18:28 PM
Falcons!

Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on February 05, 2017, 10:43:32 PM
 :wtff: :confused3: :holdtears: HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN? Falcons had a 19 point lead, and I left the game for a few minutes.

I come back and it's TIED(biggest comeback in a Superbowl)!

Then OVERTIME(first one in a Superbowl)!

Fucking Patriots win again(another record)!

Brady was an a fucking machine at the end.

Wow. GREAT game.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on February 05, 2017, 11:05:22 PM
I still have a stiffy
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Baruch on February 05, 2017, 11:34:27 PM
Quote from: aitm on February 05, 2017, 11:05:22 PM
I still have a stiffy

So, the opposite of an under inflation? ;-)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: trdsf on February 06, 2017, 01:51:08 AM
Huzzah!  Football season is over!  I didn't even know the Superbowl was today until I bumped into an oblique reference reading the news on the BBC...

Wake me when the Browns go to the Superbowl.  Until then, I can't be bothered.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 06, 2017, 02:47:00 PM
I love football!

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/47/ed/49/47ed49136488ed50f20a90269b50fb8f.jpg)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on February 06, 2017, 04:26:37 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 06, 2017, 02:47:00 PM
I love football!

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/47/ed/49/47ed49136488ed50f20a90269b50fb8f.jpg)
The Legend Football League.  About the only game I'd like to be on the sidelines for.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: aitm on February 06, 2017, 09:33:34 PM
A humble person would simply say that our team won against a great team that fought hard and played hard and we were simply lucky to win....
[spoiler]fuck that. HA-HA summabitch...did you SEE THAT? MOther fucker that was a MOTHER FUCKING COME BACK....woot. Crazy shit man.....that is all[/spoiler]
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 07, 2017, 10:27:03 AM
Nice fix job. My only regret is that I failed to place a $10 bet on NE winning the fucking game at half time..
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on February 07, 2017, 11:05:56 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on February 07, 2017, 10:27:03 AM
Nice fix job. My only regret is that I failed to place a $10 bet on NE winning the fucking game at half time..
Yeah, but if you had done that, NE would have lost.  Brady owes you one for not betting. :)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Shiranu on February 07, 2017, 11:13:41 AM
This was the last one, right?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on February 07, 2017, 12:23:36 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on February 07, 2017, 11:13:41 AM
This was the last one, right?
Is there ever a 'last' one in football in Texas?????
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2017, 01:47:18 PM
Sorry, I just went gaga over the half-time show.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2017, 01:50:25 PM
BTW, since Tebow is so right with God he must have been leading the Patriots, right?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Cavebear on November 07, 2017, 09:54:00 AM
Quote from: trdsf on February 06, 2017, 01:51:08 AM
Huzzah!  Football season is over!  I didn't even know the Superbowl was today until I bumped into an oblique reference reading the news on the BBC...

Wake me when the Browns go to the Superbowl.  Until then, I can't be bothered.

Football season never ends.  The Washington football team (name unmentioned) just messed with the Seattle Seahawks big time Sunday!  LOL!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: trdsf on November 07, 2017, 12:22:46 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 07, 2017, 09:54:00 AM
Football season never ends.  The Washington football team (name unmentioned) just messed with the Seattle Seahawks big time Sunday!  LOL!

. o O ( zzzzZZZZZzzZZzzzz )
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Cavebear on November 07, 2017, 12:49:18 PM
Quote from: trdsf on November 07, 2017, 12:22:46 PM
. o O ( zzzzZZZZZzzZZzzzz )

Yeah, I understand the ZZZZZs.  And I don't live and die with the home team.  But after years of choking under pressure, it was nice to see the local rich guys who get pounded for multi-millions of $$$ stand up and win a hard game. 

Makes everyone else around here easier to deal with.  The clerks are happier, the sun is brighter, the cats are more playful.  Amazing how that stuff spreads around.

And BTW, when I see your avatar pop up on the screen, I know there is going to be a thoughtful post.  Usually...
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: trdsf on November 07, 2017, 03:20:38 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 07, 2017, 12:49:18 PM
Yeah, I understand the ZZZZZs.  And I don't live and die with the home team.  But after years of choking under pressure, it was nice to see the local rich guys who get pounded for multi-millions of $$$ stand up and win a hard game. 

Makes everyone else around here easier to deal with.  The clerks are happier, the sun is brighter, the cats are more playful.  Amazing how that stuff spreads around.

And BTW, when I see your avatar pop up on the screen, I know there is going to be a thoughtful post.  Usually...
Thanks, I try.  In fact, I know I can be very trying... :D
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Mike Cl on November 07, 2017, 07:07:22 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 07, 2017, 12:49:18 PM
Yeah, I understand the ZZZZZs.  And I don't live and die with the home team.  But after years of choking under pressure, it was nice to see the local rich guys who get pounded for multi-millions of $$$ stand up and win a hard game. 

Makes everyone else around here easier to deal with.  The clerks are happier, the sun is brighter, the cats are more playful.  Amazing how that stuff spreads around.

And BTW, when I see your avatar pop up on the screen, I know there is going to be a thoughtful post.  Usually...
After Rogers went down, that ended my season.  Glad you are so fucking happy! :arghh:
Title: Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
Post by: Cavebear on November 11, 2017, 05:20:41 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 07, 2017, 07:07:22 PM
After Rogers went down, that ended my season.  Glad you are so fucking happy! :arghh:

I am never happy about injuries.  But the Washington team has had endless injuries this year.  The Seattle game, they couldn't even suit up the allowed number of players.  And in one position (RT?) they lost the backup of the backup of the backup).

Something like 4 of the 7 offensive line wern't "starters".