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Title: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: 21CIconoclast on June 05, 2016, 02:11:35 PM



(https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/church_closing_dispute.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=664&h=441&crop=1)

http://nypost.com/2016/06/05/is-this-the-end-of-catholicism/

"Eleven years ago the Boston Archdiocese announced that it was closing the parish, a reorganization necessitated by the financial settlements after the clergy sex-abuse scandal."

The congregates gave it a good try, but they failed to keep the Catholic spin on Christianity open in the town of Scituate, Mass, because they didn't give enough in the
offertory plate to pay off reparations regarding their child buggering priests. Their last service was on May 29, 2016.

Instead of being spoon fed their doctrine through "cherry picking" of the gospels by their priest, now they're going to have to read the bible on their own. We can only
wonder what will happen when they run across those passages that explicitly show their Jesus in the New Testament with his proposals to be an outright killer, and has
it ever dawned on these people that if Jesus is god incarnate, that he was the biggest SERIAL KILLER known to man, in the Old Testament?

The ruse is slowly ending for all primitive religions, praise ZEUS!




Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: Pipu.Diiding on June 05, 2016, 02:20:50 PM
Quote from: 21CIconoclast on June 05, 2016, 02:11:35 PM


(https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/church_closing_dispute.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=664&h=441&crop=1)

http://nypost.com/2016/06/05/is-this-the-end-of-catholicism/

"Eleven years ago the Boston Archdiocese announced that it was closing the parish, a reorganization necessitated by the financial settlements after the clergy sex-abuse scandal."

The congregates gave it a good try, but they failed to keep the Catholic spin on Christianity open in the town of Scituate, Mass, because they didn't give enough in the
offertory plate to pay off reparations regarding their child buggering priests. Their last service was on May 29, 2016.

Instead of being spoon fed their doctrine through "cherry picking" of the gospels by their priest, now they're going to have to read the bible on their own. We can only
wonder what will happen when they run across those passages that explicitly show their Jesus in the New Testament with his proposals to be an outright killer, and has
it ever dawned on these people that if Jesus is god incarnate, that he was the biggest SERIAL KILLER known to man, in the Old Testament?

The ruse is slowly ending for all primitive religions, praise ZEUS!

Let's all now feast on our wives/husbands and kids!!!
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: stromboli on June 05, 2016, 02:38:45 PM
The only good church is the one with a for sale sign in front of it.
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: SGOS on June 06, 2016, 06:15:19 AM
I came across a lovely native stone church in Pullman, Washington (location of Washington State University) for sale in a residential area.  The rumor was that it was being bought by a developer and was going to be converted into student rental units.  I would think this would have great appeal.  Ever since I saw Alice's Restaurant, I thought renovating an old church would be cool.  The Catholic church in the picture, however, doesn't have much appeal.  It already looks like a rental unit.
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: Baruch on June 06, 2016, 06:56:47 PM
Typical 1960s utilitarian suburban architecture ;-(

A functional Catholic parish has 100 families in it, with plenty of children.  But there is a crisis in clergy, there aren't enough priests ... fewer priests than can cover all the Catholic families.  So even the surviving congregations are on a financial edge.  Ultimately there aren't supposed to be more than 10 million congregations, if there are one billion Catholics ... yeah, seems they are going out of business ;-)  Property consolidation will strengthen their balance sheet.  The real problem is finding 10 million priests!
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: Unbeliever on June 07, 2016, 05:59:04 PM
Another one!? I'll be glad when this sort of thing stops - when there are no more lefrt to close!

(http://www.cinema.indiana.edu/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/enigma_of_kasper_hauser.jpg)
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: gentle_dissident on June 07, 2016, 06:27:35 PM
Quote from: SGOS on June 06, 2016, 06:15:19 AM
The Catholic church in the picture, however, doesn't have much appeal.  It already looks like a rental unit.
Look at that glass. Think of the Escher like padded lofts to be built in there.
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: Unbeliever on June 07, 2016, 07:15:13 PM
Escher!? I just met 'er!
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: SGOS on June 07, 2016, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 07, 2016, 07:15:13 PM
Escher!? I just met 'er!

We need a "Bad Pun" button to click on.
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: widdershins on June 08, 2016, 05:15:27 PM
Oh no.  Won't somebody please think of the children?  Some of those kids are now going to be virgins well into their teens!
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: Unbeliever on June 08, 2016, 05:26:06 PM
Quote from: SGOS on June 07, 2016, 08:35:22 PM
We need a "Bad Pun" button to click on.
(http://i.imgur.com/Jj5i1Ge.jpg)
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: Jack89 on June 09, 2016, 10:54:51 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 06, 2016, 06:56:47 PM
Typical 1960s utilitarian suburban architecture ;-(

A functional Catholic parish has 100 families in it, with plenty of children.  But there is a crisis in clergy, there aren't enough priests ... fewer priests than can cover all the Catholic families.  So even the surviving congregations are on a financial edge.  Ultimately there aren't supposed to be more than 10 million congregations, if there are one billion Catholics ... yeah, seems they are going out of business ;-)  Property consolidation will strengthen their balance sheet.  The real problem is finding 10 million priests!
The dynamic is certainly changing.  There are a couple of thousand people in my parish and we only have 2 full time priests.  We have several Masses on Sunday and they're all pretty much full.  On Holy days the place is packed.  It's also interesting to see a lot of young priests from other parts of the world.  Many are coming from Africa and the Philippines. 
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: Baruch on June 09, 2016, 01:04:47 PM
Quote from: Jack89 on June 09, 2016, 10:54:51 AM
The dynamic is certainly changing.  There are a couple of thousand people in my parish and we only have 2 full time priests.  We have several Masses on Sunday and they're all pretty much full.  On Holy days the place is packed.  It's also interesting to see a lot of young priests from other parts of the world.  Many are coming from Africa and the Philippines.

I get the impression, that the overloading of local parishes, because of not enough priests, and the cost to the diocese of maintaining a lot of small church properties, has been going on for the last several decades ... and is what drives multiple weekend mass.  But really, technically mass is celebrated every day, and people were supposed to go once a day, not just on Sunday.  Orthodox Judaism works the same way.
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: Flanker1Six on June 09, 2016, 01:14:30 PM
Quote from: stromboli on June 05, 2016, 02:38:45 PM
The only good church is the one with a for sale sign in front of it.

LOL!  You are a BAD person! 

When I was 8 a very attractive female class mate asked me if I'd like to go to Sunday school (First Baptist) with her.  Mistake #1 Flanker!  Don't be blinded by a shiny exterior (I still haven't internalized and accepted this life lesson entirely---in case you were wondering).  So I ran the invite by my Mom (a life long Methodist--waiting for an opportune moment; to ensnare me and my brother in the coils of the church DDOOHH!!); who oddly enough gave it an enthusiastic response and ensnared I was!  DDOOHH!!   Mistake #2 Flanker!   

Did I mention we were sentenced to Church services too?   I took notes on all the sermons in case you'd like copies!  :)  They had around 200 members.

Fast forward to now.  They're down to about 14-15 members; all elderly................and no Pastor (not sure what they do really).   
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: Baruch on June 09, 2016, 06:30:31 PM
Quote from: Flanker1Six on June 09, 2016, 01:14:30 PM
LOL!  You are a BAD person! 

When I was 8 a very attractive female class mate asked me if I'd like to go to Sunday school (First Baptist) with her.  Mistake #1 Flanker!  Don't be blinded by a shiny exterior (I still haven't internalized and accepted this life lesson entirely---in case you were wondering).  So I ran the invite by my Mom (a life long Methodist--waiting for an opportune moment; to ensnare me and my brother in the coils of the church DDOOHH!!); who oddly enough gave it an enthusiastic response and ensnared I was!  DDOOHH!!   Mistake #2 Flanker!   

Did I mention we were sentenced to Church services too?   I took notes on all the sermons in case you'd like copies!  :)  They had around 200 members.

Fast forward to now.  They're down to about 14-15 members; all elderly................and no Pastor (not sure what they do really).   

You are describing the weakness of congregationalism in the modern world.  When you never went five miles from where you were born, and there was only one church in town, and everyone expected you to go ... this wasn't a problem.  There would always be multiple generations in the same church.  In an episcopal system, the local congregation is just a location where some members meet ... there are always other members meeting elsewhere, and you can easily drive to a different one if you need to do more than care for the elderly.
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: reasonist on June 09, 2016, 08:58:57 PM
Quote from: Flanker1Six on June 09, 2016, 01:14:30 PM
LOL!  You are a BAD person! 

When I was 8 a very attractive female class mate asked me if I'd like to go to Sunday school (First Baptist) with her.  Mistake #1 Flanker!  Don't be blinded by a shiny exterior (I still haven't internalized and accepted this life lesson entirely---in case you were wondering).  So I ran the invite by my Mom (a life long Methodist--waiting for an opportune moment; to ensnare me and my brother in the coils of the church DDOOHH!!); who oddly enough gave it an enthusiastic response and ensnared I was!  DDOOHH!!   Mistake #2 Flanker!   

Did I mention we were sentenced to Church services too?   I took notes on all the sermons in case you'd like copies!  :)  They had around 200 members.

Fast forward to now.  They're down to about 14-15 members; all elderly................and no Pastor (not sure what they do really).   

Sounds more like social clubs than congregations. Maybe if the celibacy would be lifted the RCC would get more shepherds for their sheep? Or maybe it's just a sign of the general decline of religion in the western world.
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: Jack89 on June 09, 2016, 09:07:38 PM
Quote from: Baruch on June 09, 2016, 01:04:47 PM
I get the impression, that the overloading of local parishes, because of not enough priests, and the cost to the diocese of maintaining a lot of small church properties, has been going on for the last several decades ... and is what drives multiple weekend mass.  But really, technically mass is celebrated every day, and people were supposed to go once a day, not just on Sunday.  Orthodox Judaism works the same way.
Our parish conducts Mass every day. 
Title: Re: Another Catholic Church bites the dust! :( ……
Post by: 21CIconoclast on June 10, 2016, 12:16:44 PM



Jack89,

Along with placing crisp bills into the offering plate on Sunday mornings, does your parish do yard sales, flea marts, selling lemonade, garage sales, and other money making venues to help pay towards the reparations being paid out because of your child buggering priests?  4.5 BILLION AND COUNTING THUS FAR! As the header of this thread states, there was too much money being paid out from the head church, that in part, is why many of your primitive churches are closing.

Can you even imagine what Jesus thinks of your pedophile church and its coverups thats are in his name? Don't you sometimes shudder when you think about this fact?

WWJD?