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Title: Which Country Has the Biggest Penis
Post by: stromboli on March 27, 2013, 02:17:56 PM
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures ... 5/Average/ (http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1777755/Average/)

Not sure if science.........
did this for two (2) reasons.

1. Braggin' rights by country
2. Comparison of your personal junk average against countrymen/world

Have fun, kiddies.  :-D
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Post by: Sal1981 on March 27, 2013, 03:42:33 PM
Too bad it isn't a sortable table, and is merely in alphabetical listing.
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Post by: aitm on March 27, 2013, 04:48:37 PM
Well sure, when we let all the smaller dick people in just because they are harder workers....we need to kick all those useful, hardworking, smart people out so we can once again be the biggest pricks in the world...





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wait.
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Post by: NitzWalsh on March 27, 2013, 06:08:04 PM
So they're not actually stereotypes...
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Post by: stromboli on March 27, 2013, 06:09:48 PM
Mmade you look....
Title: Re: Which Country Has the Biggest Penis
Post by: Johan on March 27, 2013, 06:26:07 PM
Is that Don Vito in your avatar?
Title: Re: Which Country Has the Biggest Penis
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 27, 2013, 07:41:40 PM
Nobody cares and iirc this is in the archives... oh wait..the people obsessed with penile measurements care.. everyone else is concerned with vaginal smallness which is really much more important in the big scheme of things. :-k
Title: Re: Which Country Has the Biggest Penis
Post by: Valigarmander on March 27, 2013, 07:42:21 PM
Which country has the biggest penis? Well, let's see:

United States (Florida) - 721 km
Mexico (Baja California) - 1247 km
Russia (Kamchatka) - 1250 km

Russia it is. That is, unless you include the European Union, which beats out all these guys with its 1574 km-long Swedish cock.
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Post by: mnmelt on March 27, 2013, 07:45:40 PM
REALLY...????

As a hetro woman can I just say we are soooo tired of you guys obsessing over this..!!!!
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Post by: stromboli on March 27, 2013, 07:51:20 PM
Quote from: "mnmelt"REALLY...????

As a hetro woman can I just say we are soooo tired of you guys obsessing over this..!!!!

Who's obsessing? Wait........
Venezuela at 17.03 FTW!  :lol:  =D>
Title: Re: Which Country Has the Biggest Penis
Post by: stromboli on March 27, 2013, 07:53:35 PM
Quote from: "Johan"Is that Don Vito in your avatar?

Don Vito who?
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 27, 2013, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: "mnmelt"REALLY...????

As a hetro woman can I just say we are soooo tired of you guys obsessing over this..!!!!
The bad jokes just never end. It's as if 90% of the adult male population is still in the 7th grade. The other 10% have small penises..  :-$
Title: Re: Which Country Has the Biggest Penis
Post by: Johan on March 27, 2013, 08:00:20 PM
Quote from: "stromboli"
Quote from: "Johan"Is that Don Vito in your avatar?

Don Vito who?
Don Vito Margera. Pedophile uncle of Bam Margera. I worked with him once. Sort of.
Title: Re: Which Country Has the Biggest Penis
Post by: stromboli on March 27, 2013, 08:05:24 PM
Quote from: "Johan"
Quote from: "stromboli"
Quote from: "Johan"Is that Don Vito in your avatar?

Don Vito who?
Don Vito Margera. Pedophile uncle of Bam Margera. I worked with him once. Sort of.

Hey, good one. You nailed it.
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/153897 ... ault.jhtml (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1538973/don-vito-jail-on-alleged-child-sexual-assault.jhtml)

Just found the picture on google. didn't even know who it was.
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Post by: stromboli on March 27, 2013, 08:11:32 PM
OK, changed the avatar. didn't think anybody cared.
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Post by: Brian37 on March 27, 2013, 08:22:51 PM
America acts like it has the biggest dick, but you know what they say about bald men and fast cars. We are in a midlife crisis. We are still stuck on the tea party crap and lead by the same types of assholes who horded wealth whom the founders fought against.
Title: Re: Which Country Has the Biggest Penis
Post by: antediluvian on March 27, 2013, 08:39:57 PM
Aways wanted to visit the Congo.
Title: Re: Which Country Has the Biggest Penis
Post by: Sleeper on March 27, 2013, 09:02:44 PM
Quote from: "Valigarmander"Which country has the biggest penis? Well, let's see:

United States (Florida) - 721 km
Mexico (Baja California) - 1247 km
Russia (Kamchatka) - 1250 km

Russia it is. That is, unless you include the European Union, which beats out all these guys with its 1574 km-long Swedish cock.
I thought Central and South America was The United States' penis. And Antarctica is our...

...let's just finish that one in our minds, shall we?
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Post by: bennyboy on March 27, 2013, 09:39:27 PM
Quote from: "mnmelt"REALLY...????

As a hetro woman can I just say we are soooo tired of you guys obsessing over this..!!!!
. . . said the lady in the teenie top. :P
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 28, 2013, 12:12:01 AM
In your face, China.

Because my dick is in your face.
Title: Re: Which Country Has the Biggest Penis
Post by: Atheon on March 28, 2013, 12:22:39 AM
It used to be the US. Then it was surpassed by Malaysia (in fact, a double penis). Then by Taiwan. Now, it's Dubai that has the tallest penis in the world.
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Post by: Johan on March 28, 2013, 01:50:33 AM
Quote from: "stromboli"OK, changed the avatar. didn't think anybody cared.
I didn't care. I just thought I recognized him. That's all.